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    [–] I am the real Slim Shady but i can't stand up. doubleA529 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Markiplier really hit a low point in his career

    [–] Most Annoying "Feature" Ever doubleA529 10 points ago in CODZombies

    You SolVeD thE cHamBeR PuZzLe! HoW diD yOu KnoW wHAt To dO?

    Bitch that’s what google is for

    [–] The Towel Forgets doubleA529 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Wait... Is it not normal to piss out of your eyes?

    [–] Picking the wrong fight doubleA529 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I have an Impala from the same year and I just hit 124k

    [–] Nancy Pelosi keeps forgetting to sit back down doubleA529 7 points ago in StateOfTheUnion

    I kept saying the stuff she was reading is just the menu for the restaurant she’s going to after the speech

    [–] My girlfriend seems like she’s blowing me off, but she says she’s awkward and doesn’t wanna screw something up when we talk doubleA529 1 points ago in relationships

    The “bad stuff” was a misunderstanding a couple years ago that was blown up way out of proportions. Essentially I made a stupid joke and it was not taken as such. Got me in a lot of trouble with school and I lost a good friend, but most people have realized that that’s not who I am

    [–] I think my 4 year relationship is about to end and I desperately need advice on how to cope doubleA529 1 points ago in relationships

    If you’re not in a committed relationship with one person, it gives you the chance to strengthen and start relationships with friends. Spend time with family and friends and you likely won’t feel alone

    [–] I (22F) feel hurt by some things my boyfriend (23M) does, but he won't admit fault. Am I in the wrong here? doubleA529 1 points ago in relationships

    I wouldn’t go so far as to say he’s abusive. Just make sure he knows how you feel, and if he does something to change it then that’s great. But if he knows that something upsets you and he never stops or apologizes, then you may be better off without him.

    You’re definitely not in the wrong here, and based on the examples you gave, your boyfriend is. I always try to have as much faith in people as I can, and your boyfriend seems like he just may not know where the line is drawn. Have a discussion with him and then you can truly find out if he cares about how you feel.

    [–] I (M17) barely get to talk to my girlfriend (F14) and we never spend time alone together doubleA529 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    I live in Ohio, USA. The law is kinda weird, it says that the age of consent is 16, but anybody above 16 but under 18 can have sex with anybody above 13, so long as they’re not more that 3 years of age apart. As I said, this advice is not about sex, but even if it was, it’s not illegal.

    [–] I heard lego memes were making a comeback doubleA529 9 points ago in PrequelMemes

    The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent