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    [–] What would you do if a coworker said, "Hey OP, I'm thinking about shooting this place the fuck up." doubleA529 1 points ago in AskMen

    If I know anybody who would be a victim, I’d call the cops. If it’s a random place or I don’t like anybody, I just won’t show up that day

    [–] Whats an uncommon turn off for you? doubleA529 0 points ago in AskMen

    Any kind of body piercing other than ears

    [–] What small change greatly improves a person’s appearance? doubleA529 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Some kind of accessory like a watch, ring, nice sunglasses or even a hat

    [–] What normal thing can’t you do? doubleA529 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Do basic addition in my head. Like if I’m asked what’s 9+5 I’ll be like ok 10-9=1, and 10+5=15, then 15-1=14, so 9+5=14. I’m in college calculus by the way

    [–] What is worst thing you’ve ever masturbated to? doubleA529 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I’ve got you beat, I turned 17 January of senior year. My brother turned 17 April of senior year

    [–] What is worst thing you’ve ever masturbated to? doubleA529 35 points ago in AskReddit

    I dated a freshmen when I was a senior, I was a young senior, she was an older freshman). I she was almost 16 and I had just turned seventeen when we started talking dirty on Snapchat. Her dad went through her phone and that was the only thing that kept me from fucking her while it was illegal. We later ended up fucking anyway but after she turned 16

    [–] What terms or phrases almost always indicate a scam? doubleA529 39 points ago in AskReddit

    Anything that says it’s specific to the city/state you live in

    [–] Gamers of Reddit, who's a game character you'll never forget and why? doubleA529 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Soap and Price from COD: Modern Warfare. Best storyline I’ve ever seen in call of duty

    [–] What is worst thing you’ve ever masturbated to? doubleA529 297 points ago in AskReddit

    Once on google images I found a nude picture of some random girl... and it looked EXACTLY like the girl in my high school who everyone considers hot. One time I accidentally left it up on Safari and I opened it in front of her. She didn’t see it but a couple other people did. Long story short, I’m now kind of a badass cause they all thought she sent me nudes (she’s also very religious and wants to wait till marriage). Not the weirdest thing but I’ve beat my dick to that multiple times and I don’t regret it one bit

    [–] Men of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened when peeing at a urinal? doubleA529 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was at a football game (Ohio State ca Michigan, so it was packed) and was in line for a bathroom during halftime. I was in the bathroom already, right inside the door. Dude a couple spots in front of me in line realizes it’s gonna be a while, pulls his dick out and pisses in the trash can. Like three more people decided to do it too, and I probably would’ve done it too, but an actual urinal opened up just in time

    [–] Students of reddit, what’s your “well that happened” moment in the classroom? doubleA529 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Im gonna apologize in advance for the use of the word retard. I just don’t wanna type out “special needs kid” every time.

    In my personal finance class there were like 4 retarded kids and two of the retard teachers, as well as the teacher of the class. One day two of the retards got into an argument (a boy and a girl, both freshmen). Nobody knows how it started, but it ended when the guy called the girl “a stupid cunt with no tits” and she proceeded to kick him in the dick full force. They got into a fist fight, except neither of them were good at it.

    Eventually one of the retard teachers (who we think is a bodybuilder) steps in, grabs both of them by the shoulder and pushes them against the wall. He wasn’t being overly violent or anything, he just needed to keep them apart. He says something like “I’m gonna let you go if you stop fighting” and both the kids agreed. The girl just decides to walk out of the room and then leave the building entirely.

    We thought it was over until the boy tried to chase after her. The same teacher that split them up jut stood in the doorway and kept him from leaving. The kid then started punching the teacher, and at that point the vice principal walked in (who’s also a very muscular person) and intervened. At this point the rest of us weren’t trying to act normal, we were enjoying it and most of us recorded it, and the teachers didn’t care. The vice principal then basically grabs the kid and drags him out of the room. As they exit the room, the kid punches the wall, and the other retard teacher just says “How’d that feel, dumbass?”

    After it was all over, the regular teacher (who had been presenting something) just told everybody to work quietly on our own because she was gonna be called to the office soon to explain what she had seen. She was right. Both the retards got suspended, the girl for one week and the boy for 2

    [–] What is your favorite insult? doubleA529 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I just love to combine two random cuss words that don’t compliment each other at all. Eg. Fuckass, Pisswhore, Cunt nigger. (Sorry for the racial slur, I don’t use that one in public)