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    [–] I assume he doesn't know how to use the R feature in the car .....saw this on the tesla owners page drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    lol. you’re the real dumbass here who’s copying and pasting the same comment like some raving lunatic. you clearly dont understand what bugs are

    [–] I assume he doesn't know how to use the R feature in the car .....saw this on the tesla owners page drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    This has actually happened to me before as well. I guess it was some sort of bug, or there might’ve been a good reason for it happening.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Whenever she responds then ask her for some of her favorite songs. And no, don’t say anything about that other thing anymore

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    If she’s not interested then she’s not and there’s nothing you can do about it. But maybe you were being too self deprecating by saying you have no friends. You should’ve said something about wanting to get to know her as a friend instead of saying the only reason you’re talking to her is bc you have no friends; that could make her feel bad which is why she might have just responded with “ok”. What if she made that story just for you? Just hoping that you would reply to it? You never know.

    And you’re right, you shouldn’t become depressed because of that one girl. You know the overly used phrase “there are plenty of fish in the sea”? It’s used so much because it’s fucking true. You’re 14 and you have your entire life ahead of you to find love. You have a real good attitude by not letting one rejection bring you down and you should keep it up. Good luck out there man.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Then ask her who she listens to. Keep the conversation going my dude

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Sure

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Talk to her like a normal friend then. When you get closer as friends then you’ll hang out more and then you can slowly start becoming more flirty

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Wait what? If she doesn’t know you like her then how are you going to go out with her? She has to know that you’re at least a little bit interested in her. As I said before, just treat her like a normal friend at first. There’s no need to be nervous if you just look at her as the normal human being she is.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Update?

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    Where are you from? I’m not familiar with that lol but maybe I’m just too old

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    That’s great! But just treat her like a normal person, because that’s what she is. You have to remember that she is not better or worse than you- she is the same as you.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    What is saluting?

    [–] What did you learn from your last unsuccessful relationship? drumcorpsbitch 4 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in AskReddit

    If they cheated on their ex with you, they’ll proooobably cheat on you with someone else.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 2 points ago in love

    Eh, it’s good that you don’t listen to them then. Not worth their bullshit.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 2 points ago in love

    Great! I’m rooting for you my man

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 2 points ago in love

    Wow high school is so dumb. Those people are so immature. What’s so nasty about wanting to hang out with a girl you like?

    [–] What's a terrible scandal that everyone has seemed to forget? drumcorpsbitch 186 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in AskReddit

    He’s raped his fellow pornstar and ex girlfriend (Stoya) as well as other actresses many, many times.

    [–] What happened to your school bully? drumcorpsbitch 2 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago) in AskReddit

    You’re contradicting yourself. First you say that you would only kill to defend your family but now you condone murdering someone in cold blood? It’s not up to you to decide his fate if you aren’t in danger anymore.

    "It's technically legal and I really want to kill someone."

    -u/Lord_Rapunzel

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 2 points ago in love

    Dude, just talk to her and be friendly to her and ask her out. If she says no then who cares, move on. If she says yes then great! Stop overthinking things. And you’re only 14 so you have plenty of time for “love”.

    [–] please help? drumcorpsbitch 1 points ago in love

    But if you’re both 14 then why would you be a pedo?

    [–] What happened to your school bully? drumcorpsbitch 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Well sure, but how is killing someone as they try to get away “defending your family”? Your family is already safe because the robber is escaping.