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    [–] Wearing a buttplug in public. drunk98 1 points ago in trashy

    I'll have to see the evidence locker.

    [–] Girl breaks up with anon drunk98 6 points ago in greentext

    So you can use it as lube.

    [–] I only browse while I'm eating drunk98 12 points ago in dankmemes

    What is this, a LeBron James kool-aid man crossover commercial?

    [–] Who thinks these are funny? drunk98 30 points ago in terriblefacebookmemes

    "Do it in the butt, I'd rather have more shit."

    [–] Are we posting costumes? Here's me and a friend from years ago as Kenny's parents. drunk98 4 points ago in southpark

    So, what kind of side dishes are we going to enjoy this evening with our frozen waffles?

    [–] Children car seats in the 1940s drunk98 3 points ago in TheWayWeWere

    No worries, mom will swing her arm over & dad will bury him if the pansy can't handle a bump.

    [–] Children car seats in the 1940s drunk98 10 points ago in TheWayWeWere

    Maybe the doc played minor league ball for the mob?

    [–] What? No way! drunk98 1 points ago in woooosh

    At work I use a welder named Lincoln.

    [–] People that have friends: How? drunk98 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I just consider everyone locked in the back bedroom to be my friend.

    [–] I can only strive to one day be half the man human Bender was... drunk98 16 points ago in futurama

    The idea of creating a robot whose purpose is hedonism, is more rediculously hilarious the more you think about it.

    "Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean."

    [–] Mark's an asshole about the upcoming storm drunk98 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Then there's all the sex you have to have with your young pie in the sky volunteers.

    [–] Just cut it right open drunk98 6 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    What the fuck you think booze is?