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    [–] This Halloween decoration at the old folks home drunk98 3 points ago in CrappyDesign

    I just pissed my pants with my butthole haha 😂

    [–] This Halloween decoration at the old folks home drunk98 2 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Honestly, it's not a problem at all if you're dead.

    [–] This Halloween decoration at the old folks home drunk98 2 points ago in CrappyDesign

    This perfectly describes her greatgina. Wet, grabby, & smells like a turtle tank.

    [–] Aerial View Of New York City drunk98 1 points ago in woahdude

    Can I score a fry?

    [–] Aerial View Of New York City drunk98 1 points ago in woahdude

    He meant mandarin fuck, it's where you munch butt using szechuan sauce.

    [–] Aerial View Of New York City drunk98 1 points ago in woahdude

    Pfft, is but the 9th largest largest North American urban agglomeration. Basically the middle of nowhere, eh.

    [–] Message in a bottle nowadays drunk98 1 points ago in funny

    That message? Your machine has been owned, & will self destruct in 10,9,8.......

    [–] Band girl. Unkempt long ass hair 100% of the time. drunk98 2 points ago in starterpacks

    Nancy is another name for wuss/wimp, & a nanny is a female goat. In English, Nancy actually means grace.

    [–] Band girl. Unkempt long ass hair 100% of the time. drunk98 2 points ago in starterpacks

    Doesn't matter as long as you bone your sister, it's just like printing money. -Pornhub

    [–] Band girl. Unkempt long ass hair 100% of the time. drunk98 1 points ago in starterpacks

    Well who doesn't want to be named after a sissy goat?

    [–] Starbucks drawing drunk98 1 points ago in gifsthatkeepongiving

    I didn't say it wasn't good, only that it'll be shit.

    [–] Band girl. Unkempt long ass hair 100% of the time. drunk98 3 points ago in starterpacks

    It was actually Nancy, but she was too shy to correct you.

    [–] Band girl. Unkempt long ass hair 100% of the time. drunk98 45 points ago in starterpacks

    Now I know where Pornhub does their content research.

    [–] Not what she expected drunk98 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    This is Bernie Mac
    This is a Big Mac
    This is Mark Morrison

    [–] Not what she expected drunk98 4 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    I'd give her 100 grand for her toy Yoda.

    [–] Starbucks drawing drunk98 1 points ago in gifsthatkeepongiving

    Man everyday I see & hear absolutely bathsit insane shit, you must live in a nice spot or be super unobservant.

    [–] It really do be like that drunk98 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    That seems out of touch with today's youths, I suppose you could argue today youths aren't the ones that pay for Netflix though.

    [–] Starbucks drawing drunk98 6 points ago in gifsthatkeepongiving

    It could hold a slightly small cup well though