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    [–] Underrated AHS Regular emilyjobot 44 points ago in AmericanHorrorStory

    I know this sounds corny but the scene of him walking down the hall to get ice in his first time in public as Liz comes to mind when I need courage.

    [–] I Survived! 7 years since my cranioplasty emilyjobot 5 points ago in WTF

    would you like seconds? no thanks I’m skull.

    [–] Guns or glitter gender reveal emilyjobot 103 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Can’t wait to find out if I’m going to be a mom or a dad!

    [–] Clive’s reactions emilyjobot 2 points ago in iZombie

    same. she was hilarious.

    [–] Clive’s reactions emilyjobot 9 points ago in iZombie

    I loved bro Liv. and when she goes back to campus for the over achiever girl investigation and Brody is like "bro, you've changed"

    [–] My boyfriend requested fettuccine alfredo with chicken and broccoli. emilyjobot 3 points ago in tonightsdinner

    I don't measure anything but I sauté garlic in butter, add heavy cream, black pepper, and parmesan and then let it simmer til it's thick. then finish the noodles in the sauce and add steamed broccoli and pan seared chicken breast.

    [–] Gimme the chicken. emilyjobot 2 points ago in cats

    she's a shelter gray

    [–] Gimme the chicken. emilyjobot 2 points ago in cats

    thanks! her name is Penny Lane. she knows she's cute.

    [–] My cat is the best kind of trash emilyjobot 255 points ago in cats

    people always ask me if my cat is a Russian blue. I say "no she came from a shelter and has gray fur"

    [–] What's the most unnecessary way you've been criticised for your femininity/exposed to sexism? emilyjobot 1 points ago in AskWomen

    I'm a flight attendant and we were just about ready to push back from the gate but were waiting for everyone to take their seats. I made a PA and asked them to take their seats. The [male] captain then asked me what the hold up was and I told him I was waiting for everyone to sit down. He asked if I wanted him to make a PA and I said "no need- I just did." he responded "yeah but you said it in a girl voice. they're not gonna listen."

    [–] My dad's first tweet. emilyjobot 2 points ago in oldpeoplefacebook

    this is also your dad's first tweet

    [–] 250 calorie open faced caprese breakfast sandwich. emilyjobot 4 points ago in 1200isplenty

    It's 1oz of mozzarella and it's half a gluten free bagel thin. if you swipe to the second picture you can see the MFP cal count!