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    [–] What are you no longer impressed by anymore? emoposer 3 points ago in AskReddit

    No, it doesn't, but I'm referring to the original question, it's definitely impressive. My uncle hired a Syrian refugee a couple years ago at his McDonald's, he could barely speak English, but is now the assistant manager at two of his locations and marrying a nurse.

    Thats pretty impressive in my book.

    [–] When did someone NOT know you were kidding? emoposer 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It took a lot of explaining and chocolate to get out of the dog house. She wouldn't even talk to me until I introduced her to my neighbor's puppy.

    [–] Me🏹irl emoposer 1 points ago in me_irl

    You may is co

    [–] Virtual reality painting emoposer 5 points ago in woahdude

    Paint me like one of your VR modules.

    [–] When did someone NOT know you were kidding? emoposer 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Was about to sleep with an extremely attractive girl.

    Comes out in lingerie looking like a bombshell:

    "How do I look?"

    My nervous brain, in Robert Baratheon's voice:

    "You've gotten fat."

    Slaps my face, leaves the room sobbing. Suffice to say, I did not get lucky that night.

    [–] What are you no longer impressed by anymore? emoposer 5 points ago in AskReddit

    It's one thing if you earned it, but inherited wealth is not an accurate reflection of an individual.

    [–] Primitive technology: A frame hut emoposer 1 points ago in videos

    Roughly the same size and dimensions as the tent my morning wood makes with the covers.

    [–] Primitive technology: A frame hut emoposer 2 points ago in videos

    Roughly the same size and dimensions as the tent my morning wood makes with the covers.

    [–] I suppose they are technically all "cuts" of broccoli. emoposer 2 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Definitely a mistake in the packaging department. Call the company and email the picture. They'll probably give you free broccoli.

    [–] Fetty Wap - Could You Believe It [YouTube/Official Audio] emoposer 1 points ago in hiphopheads

    Feels so good is also a banger, but I have to agree. Too bad this community doesn't love him too much. He's gotta ride the Keke wave; he may not get another chance.

    [–] Rolling pancakes emoposer 1 points ago in FastWorkers

    I'm pretty sure he didn't have any idea they were potato.

    [–] The artiste emoposer 215 points ago in PartyParrot

    Millie looks so proud

    [–] Every single time emoposer 1 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    This is one of the reasons I only buy name-brand Kleenex. That and the fact that they're softer than a newborn wallaby's ass.

    [–] Rolling pancakes emoposer 2 points ago in FastWorkers

    My neighbor called latkes pancakes. His family is Jewish and they eat latkes fairly often...

    [–] You must not be doing it right... emoposer 5 points ago in shittyfoodporn

    I believe it's overcooked fish, potatoes, and bell peppers.

    [–] She's only into black guys because white dudes are "corny"... emoposer 9 points ago in RoastMe

    "She haunts the Earth waiting for child support to this very day."

    -Dude telling ghost stories in 2100

    [–] Kick my ass with words. emoposer 0 points ago in RoastMe

    If Mac Miller was a crackhead and registered sex offender...

    [–] Roast the shit out of this girl emoposer 8 points ago in RoastMe

    Can't tell if her face looks more like a Picasso painting or a bad acid trip.

    [–] Submitted without comment emoposer 1 points ago in shittyfoodporn

    Not my proudest fap meal.