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    [–] Bursting a lawn bubble emoposer 1 points ago in gifs

    PhD in Earth Sciences and Geology checking in. Essentially, this happens due to minor seismic activity (ahem fracking ahem), which causes fissures of empty space near the surface.

    When the water level is too high due to flooding (excess rain water, etc.), fissures created by the fracking allow water to leech towards the surface.

    Because the root network of these lawns is so tightly packed, the water is unable to escape and ends up flooding any area it can.

    The pressure is too strong everywhere else, and you end up with a water-filled bubble of lawn! Of course, that was all bullshit and I have no idea.

    [–] This dashboard emoposer 1 points ago in oddlysatisfying

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    [–] What TV show/movie was unexpectedly great? emoposer 3 points ago in AskReddit

    The narrator is one of the funniest characters ever.

    [–] What TV show/movie was unexpectedly great? emoposer 31 points ago in AskReddit

    Jane the Virgin. I was expecting a stupid soap opera about sappy bullshit. I was wrong.

    [–] The fox and the hound mlem ice cream emoposer 1 points ago in mlem

    It's more about the specific ingredients of the ice cream.

    [–] This greeting card imagery that makes zero sense emoposer 241 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Life's a beach

    Your ass is a pie

    I was getting high

    With the other guy

    [–] Which careers ARE portayed accurately in movies? emoposer 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Game of Thrones nails what it's like to be the 3-Eyed Raven.

    [–] me_irl emoposer 1 points ago in me_irl

    Bruh.

    [–] Took a bite from my girlfriends flapjack and made a perfect cut in the chocolate emoposer 2 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    u/DeathbyFriedChicken did indeed take a bit of OP'S gf's flapjack. Can confirm. Source: I also took a bite of OP's gf's flapjack.

    [–] Took a bite from my girlfriends flapjack and made a perfect cut in the chocolate emoposer 4 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    I always thought the UK Flapjack was something sexual that involved a peach tree and four astronauts.

    [–] Dog just froze emoposer 1 points ago in StoppedWorking

    Deck the halls with flayed bodies