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    [–] Gettin smashed aff a squad ae pigeons existentialepicure 0 points ago in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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    Darren Fox, @MrFox13

    [Profile picture shows picture of boy in white shirt.]

    Brave pigeons are the scariest things in the world man, meant to be flying off to fuck when you get close, but instead they've got me crossing the road hoping I didn't get jumped.


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    [–] Programmer priorities existentialepicure 9 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

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    [A painting of George Washington on his deathbed, surrounded by family and loved ones. The atmosphere is appropriately somber.]

    Just make sure they merge my pull request.


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    [–] Frontend vs. Backend existentialepicure 56 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

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    Panel 1:

    [A man in a blue shirt laying in the grass holds a baby in the air affectionately. The atmosphere is idyllic: the green grassy hills are dotted with flowers and the blue sky has fluffy white clouds and a sun.]

    Caption: Frontend.


    Panel 2:

    [From another angle: The same man in a blue shirt is holding a ravenous cannibalistic demon baby in the air away from his face, trying to avoid his death. A lady in a purple dress is being attacked and chased by 3 demon babies. At a distance, a demon baby is consuming a man laying dead in the grass. The atmosphere is no longer idyllic: the background shows a bleak grey city with skyscrapers toppled and fires and smoke pouring from several buildings.]

    Caption: Backend.


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    [–] Bernie listens to the people existentialepicure 39 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

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    [Bernie Sanders at a podium, lecturing in front of a whiteboard. The whiteboard has overlayed text in a large black font.]

    Arrays start at 0.


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    [–] "I'm a professional Italian" existentialepicure 29 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

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    Person 1: "So, what do you do?"

    Person 2: "I'm a pasta chef, I spend all day organizing piles of spaghetti."


    Panel 1

    [A delicious plate of spaghetti with marinara sauce, topped with mozzarella, shaved Parmesan, and shredded basil.]

    Caption: Expectation.


    Panel 2

    [A messy interactive programming/audio interface with lines connecting each element, forming a messy web. The programming language is most likely Pure Data, a visual language for creating interactive programming music.]

    Caption: Reality.


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    [–] Redditor goes from MLM employee with no education, to clinical psychologist w/ a Masters from Stanford, to cyber security architect within a month. I bet his "smoking hot wife" is bullshit too. existentialepicure 1 points ago in quityourbullshit

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    /u/Anonymous, 2 points, 5 hours ago

    Tor is and always has been a program people use to hide what they do on the internet. As a cyber security architect, I used to use tor on occasion. For people looking to hide what they do from the government, it doesn't work. Do not forget that tor was created by the air force cyber defense division to help military assets chat covertly. Since it is the military who wrote tor coding, they knew all the source code and backdoors to de-anonymize anyone they wish.

    /u/Anonymous, 1 points, 27 days ago

    Tough situation all the way around. As a clinical psychologist with a masters degree from Stanford, I can say that the therapist was in no way out to help you at all. Granted, I do not have all the facts so this is partly conjecture at best. Was the therapist male or female? Suggesting that your wife left you simply because you have disagreements can cause lasting psychological issues that branch out to narcissism later in life. I am LDS and can say that nobody is perfect in or out of the church. Having said that, the position of bishop is tough, and in your case being conflicted by what the therapist told your wife and what your wife told the bishop are not ideas that were inspired by the spirit but out of fear. No good decision is ever made out of fear or resentment.

    /u/Anonymous, 2 points, 1 month ago

    It's important to admit that things in the 21st century are harder than they once were. But it's also important to understand that nobody is going to get anywhere in life by blaming other people, or the government or corporation for making our lives harder. As an example, when I was younger I blamed everyone and everything for why I was failing at everything. But the fact of the matter was, I was not taking responsibility for my actions and not putting in the effort to have a comfortable lifestyle and a healthy bank account. To this day, I work very hard in a multilevel marketing company with zero education and now own my home and have a smoking hot wife. All of this was made possible because I came to the understanding that I was not going to get what I wanted unless I worked hard for it. And it's not all about the money or the recognition, it's about the lessons we learn along the way. Understanding the value of hard work and actually applying yourself to it is the best thing anyone can do for themselves. An excuse is nothing more than a well thought out lie to yourself.


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