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    [–] Over a quarter of Donald Trump’s Twitter followers are not real people, survey finds exitpursuedbybear 1 points ago in politics

    You'll see 50 posts on any tweet he posts in seconds. None of the replies with address any specifics of the post. Often its pics and photoshops or bible verses. If you look at one of the accounts it'll have thousands sometimes tens of thousands of tweets in the last few months. It tends to be a mom or grandmom type profile picture. If you look through their history every single tweet is political. Thousands and thousands of tweets. They follow fox news talking points too. It's obvious they are bots.

    [–] You want to do what? exitpursuedbybear 109 points ago in funny

    You just think you’ll know. I did not know what this is going to feel like and this is the actual sound, I made, I went ooooh. But I didn’t say it, like it came from my vocal cords, and it was totally involuntary. It was as if a ghost had been trapped in my belly and finally flew out towards the light.

    And then – when he pulled his hand out, we’ve gotten to know each other pretty well, so I will phrase this as delicately as I can. I did not realize that when the doctor pulls his hand out, it feels like you’re shitting because the only thing that’s ever come out of your butt before has been shit, so he pulls his hand out and I thought that I was shitting into his hand, so I yelled, I am sorry.

    This is a very routine procedure by the way for those doctors and so far he has to deal with, ooooh and I’m sorry.

    [–] TIL Stephen King kept a severe alcohol and cocaine addiction hidden from his family for eight years. He claims he kept the addiction well-hidden but eventually, "...the books [started] to show it after a while. 'Misery' is a book about cocaine. Annie Wilkes is cocaine. She was my number-one fan." exitpursuedbybear 3603 points ago in todayilearned

    In the early '80s, Maine's legislature enacted a returnable-bottle-and-can law. ... One Thursday night I went out there to toss in a few dead soldiers and saw that this container, which had been empty on Monday night, was now almost full. Holy s---, I'm an alcoholic, I thought. ... I was, after all, the guy who had written 'The Shining' without even realizing (at least until that night) that I was writing about myself. ... I was drinking a case of 16-ounce tallboys a night, and there's one novel, 'Cujo,' that I barely remember writing at all.

    " On cocaine: "I wrote 'The Tommyknockers,' often working until midnight with my heart running at 130 beats a minute and cotton swabs stuck up my nose to stem the coke-induced bleeding. ... Not long after that, my wife [Tabitha], finally convinced that I wasn't going to pull out of this ugly downward spiral on my own, stepped in. "She organized an intervention group. Tabby began by dumping a trashbag full of stuff from my office: ... coke spoons ... Valium, Xanax, bottles of Robitussin cough syrup and NyQuil cold medicine, even bottles of mouthwash. "Tabby asked me if I drank [bottles of Listerine]. I responded ... I most certainly did not. Nor did I. I drank the Scope instead. It was tastier, had that hint of mint.

    [–] Proof that holding so much hate and racism can seriously age you. exitpursuedbybear 103 points ago in Fuckthealtright

    Yeah just looked it up. Harry 33 Meghan 37...William 35 Kate 36... royal boys like them older gals.

    [–] Roger Stone Says He's 'Prepared' For 'Conjured Up' Mueller Indictment exitpursuedbybear 5 points ago in politics

    So he's gonna get sent where they work out all day and it's all men. Roger maybe positively giddy.

    [–] I'm outta here exitpursuedbybear 4 points ago in gifs

    Had a kid couple of years ago tell me Paul McCartney was her favorite artist. The only thing she knew him from was the Kanye collaboration.

    [–] Subway vs McDonald’s exitpursuedbybear 1 points ago in MapPorn

    Sales per store is pretty crappy though.

    [–] I'm in Delaware Starterpack exitpursuedbybear 3 points ago in starterpacks

    Let's go to a screen door factory!

    [–] Star Wars fan Starter pack exitpursuedbybear 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in starterpacks

    Have several obsessive fan friends. They like to jerk off about how Thrawn (some expanded universe blue guy) is the biggest bad ass ever and I have to read the thrawn trilogy. So after years of haranguing I break down and read it. It was dreck. Fanboyism at it's highest with flat 2 dimensional characters with plot convenient components.