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    [–] AITA for not accepting rejection? fallout52389 11 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I used to be like this dude and it does suck but he’s definitely in the wrong mindset. At least the girls were honest and up front about it. Now if they had ghosted and gave no explanation then I’d sorta feel for him but still though it’s not that bad overall just move on.

    [–] What is something your partner has done during sex that completely ruined it for you? fallout52389 13 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in AskReddit

    As another kinky person just FYI check out ANR/: adult nursing relationship. I love it but I don’t make comments like the one ops partner did without making sure my partner is into that.

    Edit. I’m into the nursing aspect but the whole baby talk no I’m not into that.

    [–] If Batman is so rich, then why does he have to keep renting out his garage for music videos? fallout52389 25 points ago in pics

    one roll of pennies

    See that’s the problem you’re gonna need a few more and by more I mean at least fill up a room half way of all of pennies and then maybe oil yourself up and the pennies and go ham.

    [–] What's the sexiest tease you've ever experienced? fallout52389 41 points ago in AskMen

    Hush little baby don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet in your head....

    [–] Men of Reddit, what is the appeal to strip clubs? fallout52389 2 points ago in AskMen

    It’s not the same though. For me I love the in the moment high of feeling a chicks weight as she grinds her ass on your crotch getting you stiff and she feels you and grinds even more. Then she puts her tits in your face and you can feel her fun bags smother you. It’s a nice feeling I have to admit. And if you get a dancer that’s horny, playful and tipsy she’ll be letting you get away with shit in the back private area. I’ve sucked on nipples multiple times, spanked them/received hand Jobs on two occasions it might not happen always but it’s awesome when it does happen.

    Besides this next best thing is finding an escort and get your rocks off.

    [–] How do you guys deal with poop getting stuck in your ass hair? fallout52389 3 points ago in AskMen

    As a hairy assed man I agree so much! Get you some wet wipes fellas. I would also watch what you eat not overly greasy and make sure to get enough fiber and water in you.

    Edit I forgot to mention spread your cheeks before you poop! It’ll minimize the damage/ clean up zone.

    [–] How incredibly dense can we possibly be? fallout52389 4 points ago in AskMen

    This is me too. I despise the hint game the girls try to put out as a primary indicator. I love it when they’ve formally and directly expressed interest. That way I know exactly what’s going on and can appreciate the flirtation and feel confident. Otherwise I’m gonna miss a lot of signals and maybe even feel annoyance.

    [–] My uncle visiting from the Philippines has never seen snow. This is what happened today. fallout52389 32 points ago in pics

    Just you wait one day you’ll witness this amazing technique where a Mexican or other ethnic child is misbehaving and he tries to run from his mom/tia or abuelita. He thinks he’s safe but oh he’s naivety shines bright bc these women have the power of the gods when they reach critical levels of annoyance and decide to wield chanclas as weapons.

    They’ll take the chancla and huck up in he air in a beautiful arc that will soar through the air and strike you in the head/ cheek at amazing speed and the impact won’t be negated by wind resistance. So you’ll feel it’s full force upon impact.

    The other skill is when a child has run off around a corner and the chancla is thrown it’ll gain a curve and heat seeking ability where it’ll soar through the air and curve around a corner and zero in on its target. I’ve only witnessed this one the chancla was thrown at an angle just and it whipped over the curved to hit the child trying to espacie behind a fence. After the iconic sound of the rubber slapping flesh crying could be heard from the child.

    It’s just beautiful...

    [–] At a bar, how can I make it clear that I'm DTF? fallout52389 17 points ago in AskMen

    Also the twin guns pointy fingers and a wink.

    [–] Whats the biggest "We have to put our differences aside and defeat this common enemy" moment in history? fallout52389 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That’s how it has to be from what I’ve seen. We have to face imminent doom of some kinda like an OP enemy, meteor or some Kaiju to make us band together to overcome the obstacles. And after go back to fighting each other.

    [–] What's something someone did that instantly made you lose your crush on them? fallout52389 32 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in AskReddit

    Bruh I had a coworker pull this one me too. Another coworker introduced us and then we would chat She initiated the hang outs and would be receptive when I initiated. We got close quick over a month.

    She got comfortable enough to let me that she had issues with connecting with people and didn’t know a whole lot about sex. Her other partners would be a starfish and be selfish. So she wanted me to teach her things and I was clear cut if she wanted to be fwb etc or if she wanted to just talk about it and she agreed that she was interested in being fwb. We would talk about all sorts of things and she even wanted to go to sex shops and have me show her around and talk about things. Soon after that she wouldn’t respond for days and I quickly lost interest after the second week. I knew it wasn’t going anywhere and I still work at the same place and see her occasionally. She just looks at me says hi and hurries by.

    I felt so horrible after I acknowledged she was ghosting me but after I felt an extreme displeasure whenever I see her. I always ignore her no matter what even if she’s sitting at the same table with people I talk to.

    [–] What happened to your school bully? fallout52389 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her

    [–] Men who grew up without a positive male role model, how did you handle it? fallout52389 7 points ago in AskMen

    I learned a lot from one of my friends dad he’s a marine and taught me how to use firearms handling/ safety, started my interest in gardening and taught me other survival skills, water purification/ starting fires, etc. So I’d say if you find someone’s dad that you like/respect and he wants to teach you take advantage and learn all you can.

    [–] Men who grew up without a positive male role model, how did you handle it? fallout52389 6 points ago in AskMen

    This is me too. My dad was out of the picture by age 3. So I had zero help in learning how to do things.

    I mainly learned a lot from tv mainly Star Trek, also Rom coms like Seinfeld, Drew Carrey show and also my mom. Im fortunate enough that I learn by others mistakes and I’m highly observant so I picked on things without having to go through them.

    The only thing that really hampered me besides not having a male model is having an over protective mom. She wouldn’t let me go socialize with the other kids so I was very very awkward in elementary to high school I was very shy and reserved but I’m a lot better now.

    [–] Every...Single...Time... fallout52389 9 points ago in acecombat

    That’s me fam took me the whole mission timer to take them out. Never again.