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    [–] My friend wants to give away his pitbull because it attacked his girlfriend. :/ floraltits 1 points ago in pitbulls

    I don’t think it’s ridiculous. If my dog hurt my loved ones, sorry it’s time to go.

    [–] what's the worst sims 4 expansion pack and why? floraltits 10 points ago in thesims

    I use the clubs and make the main activities cleaning, cooking, and fixing objects. An in home chef, maid, and repair man all for free.

    [–] Sex life with my (25f) husband (25m) feels like it’s slowly dying floraltits 1 points ago in sex

    Hey there, been married almost 3 years now. I’d say this is normal! Once a week is still pretty often, and I wouldn’t focus on expectations of how often you “should” have sex. My husband and I have a bit of an age gap (he’s 8 years older), and he told me around this age is when he noticed his libido slowing down. After having a child together last year mine has slowed down too, so now our libidos more or less match each other.

    I can’t remember who said this but this piece of advice stuck with me. “You’re not going to be in love every day, so make sure that the days you’re not in love with your partner they’re at least your best friend.” Which isn’t to say you don’t love your partner but that intense burning passion from the honeymoon phase does fade, but what’s left from that is security and deep trust in one another.

    My whole point isn’t to say to settle for less sex, but that these changes aren’t necessarily indicative of anything wrong. Hopefully this is somewhat helpful!

    [–] How on Earth did you pick a baby monitor? So many choices out there, I don't know whether to go with the Nest, Owlet, or just a good ol fashioned sound monitor. I am a STM with a 5yo so not as concerned about all the extras that some of them can do, but I was leaning towards the Nest. floraltits 1 points ago in beyondthebump

    I bought an ibaby monitor and if I had to do it again I would have just gotten a sound monitor. If baby is crying I’m probably gonna go in her room anyways and not look to see on the monitor. Also, I read some creepy stories about people’s WiFi enabled monitors being tapped into and they found strangers talking to and watching their baby as they slept. So that kinda made me not want to use a video monitor in the future. But that’s just my take on it.

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 6 points ago in DunderMifflin

    Not really. He was neutral I guess? Not particularly excited but not an asshole either. Can’t fault him for that though, we’re all human.

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 5 points ago in DunderMifflin

    This was at the baggage claim after the flight

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 49 points ago in DunderMifflin

    Don’t hate me but I haven’t seen that show yet, so it’d probably feel disingenuous if I posted it there ☹️

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 113 points ago in DunderMifflin

    I think he’s doing a stand up tour atm

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 364 points ago in DunderMifflin

    No but he tickled my daughter’s tummy

    [–] Craig Robinson was on my flight today floraltits 46 points ago in DunderMifflin

    Nice enough to let me take a picture haha. I didn’t want to bother him so our interaction was very brief.

    [–] What joke will your dad just NOT let go of? floraltits 1591 points ago in AskReddit

    My dad used to like to make fun of the music I liked as a preteen girl. He’d often change the lyrics to something really silly and embarrassing. Just a couple for example, he changed the Hannah Montana song Nobody’s Perfect from “everybody makes mistakes” to “everybody likes big steaks!”

    Another one was the song All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers, he changed the bridge to “Ive got dough but I’m not a doughnut”.

    He still tells these jokes to me. I’m 23 years old.

    [–] Scotty’s arrest record? floraltits 3 points ago in 90DayFiance

    Not only that but in the presence of her children too.

    [–] What off brand imitation is just as good as the original? floraltits 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Oh yes that’s definitely true. What I mean is that if there’s a type of formula that works well for your baby and there’s a generic version of it, there’s no difference.

    [–] I wish to God that my kids could get measles! floraltits 17 points ago in ShitMomGroupsSay

    I’m convinced they just want to legally kill their kids

    [–] What off brand imitation is just as good as the original? floraltits 790 points ago in AskReddit

    For parents: Formula

    All formula has to meet the same FDA standards generic or name brand. It’s literally the exact same thing but much cheaper.