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    [–] [Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder, 114-94, taking a 2-0 series lead foo_foo_the_snoo 27 points ago in nba

    I don't know what I'd even do as a coach though. That Westbrook elbow jumper was pretty much THE WHOLE Thunder for a while. WB losing it altogether ain't really coach's fault.

    [–] Total 3-pointers this series: OKC (10), Damian Lillard (9) foo_foo_the_snoo 16 points ago in nba

    That would be a fluke, but while we're not the best 3pt shooting team, we have never been THIS bad all season. If we had made literally one of two or those 30 fucking missed 3s in game one, we'd have won. I don't know what's going on with our shooting. It just totally dried up.

    [–] Total 3-pointers this series: OKC (10), Damian Lillard (9) foo_foo_the_snoo 39 points ago in nba

    Seriously, mad respect where it's due for Dame's game. This series has been such an oddly poor shooting display for all of OKC. It looks like they're doing a lot of things right to set up great looks and just cannot buy a basket. Also, this Blazers lineup seems to all be good at taking charges. Not even blaming the refs, they're legit getting planted and disrupting drives with smart defense.

    [–] Complete beginner to instruments, I chose bass guitar. foo_foo_the_snoo 3 points ago in Bass

    Between you and me, because I don't want to rain on OP's parade, I completely disagree with you.

    I've been playing guitar for 25 years. In the past 5, I've branched out and really gotten into both the stand-up bass and mandolin.

    In either scenario, I beg the good Lord for a different hand size. I may have perfectly medium sized and dexterous guitar hands, but the stretches are massive on double-bass, and the frets are teeny tiny on mandolin.

    Let's not diverge from reality for the sake of positivity. There are some real life advantages, that will inevitably determine strengths on different stringed instruments. Not to say they can't be overcome, but they exist.

    [–] Do most women like penetration? foo_foo_the_snoo 0 points ago in sex

    Padding your assist stats doesn't necessarily win championships over here, guy. Sometimes you gotta take it to the hole yourself to get buckets and there's nothing selfish about it. All this go slow/foreplay sensitivity stuff is a given I don't really see the point of talking about in 2019, like duh.

    [–] Do most women like penetration? foo_foo_the_snoo 1 points ago in sex

    Using a toy to penetrate is a different experience, as the user doesn't feel the toy in the same way the penis owner does. That's the nuts and bolts difference in the tendency to speed up you're describing. Not to sound selfish, but I have a tendency to do what feels good to me with my penis, whereas if I'm using a dildo, I get nothing out of it, so my attention is focused entirely on the other person. Once the penis owner becomes focused on cumming, there's going to be a shift in the approach that might be faster, or slower, depending on the individual.

    [–] Do most women like penetration? foo_foo_the_snoo -2 points ago in sex

    Especially men? Who else, little girls?

    [–] As we get ready and hype for the playoffs. Let’s not forget this man. foo_foo_the_snoo 4 points ago in Thunder

    I feel like he's completely overlooked as a player. You never hear his name on r/NBA. Dude is actually really good.

    [–] 3 franchise G.O.A.T.s and a guy who shit his pants on live TV foo_foo_the_snoo 2 points ago in lakers

    I don't a think anyone would ever argue that Paul Pierce is a top 10-20 all time player.

    But to his credit, one thing that bothered me about the comment I originally replied to though was putting him below Kyrie because he wasn't a top 5 player or MVP candidate any given year. Well, neither has Kyrie ever been those things. I do think PP was as good and as valuable as Kyrie has ever been.

    I actually that Melo is the best and most interesting comparison for Pierce. His game is similar, and probably worse than Melo's peak, but he had the squad to win it all once, good for him.

    [–] 3 franchise G.O.A.T.s and a guy who shit his pants on live TV foo_foo_the_snoo 4 points ago in lakers

    I think prime Ray and Rondo contributed just as much to the success of that team as KG. Even Davis and Perkins were carrying a heavy load. It was a well balanced squad for PP to shine on, and he STILL didn't seem like as much of a hero as Wade or Kobe, or even Melo on some of his team's.

    [–] Dirk Nowitzki crying after being introduced in his last NBA game. foo_foo_the_snoo 1 points ago in sports

    Kevin Durant is realistically probably about an inch shorter than Dirk, and is better at virtually everything. I say this as a huge Dirk fan and total KD hater.

    [–] Millennials being squeezed out of middle class, says OECD foo_foo_the_snoo 1 points ago in worldnews

    In my opinion, the best place to live is in a small city, (<50k) just outside a major one. Not in the middle of a major city, but not so far removed either. Burlington seems nice, (too cold for me personally) but hella far from anything else.

    [–] Besides their accent, what’s one way you know a tourist is American? foo_foo_the_snoo 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I can't relate to this at all, and have no idea where the concept even comes from. I grew up in Oklahoma City but have lived in the Seattle area for 13 years now. I go back to visit OKC about every other year. People are equally as friendly in both places. I've had hundreds of long chats with interested, random strangers on the Bainbridge Island ferry. Folks are warm as hell here. Freeze my ass.

    [–] Girlfriend said she wants to be fucked/fingered in her sleep. foo_foo_the_snoo 88 points ago in sex

    I hate to sound victim blaming here but there are many steps between wearing a slutty outfit on the street around strangers and willingly sharing a bed with someone you already have sex with regularly, in terms of implied go-ahead consent by the reasonable person standard. Otherwise, you're telling me any random time I come up and put my arms around my wife, give her a smooch, that could be the time I went too far without asking and suddenly I'm a goddamn criminal. There needs to be a standard of reasonable expectation. I would hope that if dude stopped when she said stop, that his charges were ultimately dropped.

    [–] Portability and how it pertains to Steph Curry foo_foo_the_snoo 0 points ago in nbadiscussion

    Because the OP is specifically about fitting a player with an existing team, rather than building a team around that player, as with every team LeBron's played on until this season and ahem, cough uh...

    [–] If someone under the legal drinking age was to accidentally knock over a bottle of alcohol in a store. Does that person have to pay for that alcohol, as it is an illegal purchase to a minor? foo_foo_the_snoo 57 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    Right you are. My ex wife wife used to accidentally break or spill something like every other time we went to the same grocery store and we never had to pay once. Bartenders even let her get away with dropping drinks and giving her a new one for free. She was really likeable in her clumsiness I guess when you get it in small doses, but eventually it did kinda get to me how she would always trip on things, break her phone, or sometimes accidentally fall on random dicks.

    [–] Portability and how it pertains to Steph Curry foo_foo_the_snoo 4 points ago in nbadiscussion

    I agree about LeBron. As good as he is, you're taking more of a risk that he can take the team he's on and utilize the existing weapons to win. Whereas KD is himself the weapon that any coach could throw into any lineup and get buckets. Steph is of course a fantastic spot-up shooter, but agreed, he's lacking in other areas where KD excels.

    [–] Russ spin pass foo_foo_the_snoo 4 points ago in nba

    When I think of the Houston Rockets, Hakeem is STILL the first thing that pops into my head.

    [–] What is the greatest upset in sports history? foo_foo_the_snoo 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't totally disagree, but bear on mind that NFL players practice all goddamn day in half pads with no breaks, so they can perform at full power in bursts come game time. Practice is a lot more similar to Rugby, especially for linemen. And NFL linemen are seemingly twice the size, doing virtually the same job they'd be doing in Rugby. Those guys are absolute units, you aren't getting through alive. Hence, more of a passing game in American football.

    [–] What is the greatest upset in sports history? foo_foo_the_snoo 0 points ago in AskReddit

    As an American, agreed. Those guys are well suited for American football, but the physical advantages end there. They'd do well at Rugby though, no question.

    [–] What is the greatest upset in sports history? foo_foo_the_snoo 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Even an all-time all-European team might still lose to the American squad from any given year. Although Luka Doncic is no joke, and he's only getting better.

    [–] Bosh with one last scream foo_foo_the_snoo 1 points ago in nba

    I'm noticing a lot better ball movement around the perimeter than in previous eras too.

    [–] What's some weird creepy stuff in the Bible that most people don't know about? foo_foo_the_snoo -1 points ago in AskReddit

    Dude like 90% of reproduction in the animal kingdom is pretty much hardcore terrifying rape scenarios. Of course, this is all awfully barbaric by modern standards, but to me it's fascinating that we have these things written down so we can see society progress from total chaos to a system of patriarchal rules, to eventually actually asking what women thought about this whole thing. The world is incredibly organized in general compared to ancient history when it was just see that shit over there? Let's go murder those fuckers and take it all with no consequence or international tribunal or Geneva conventions about these actions whatsoever let's just wreck em boys on three.