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    [–] HMC while I show you how we open champagne fuckyoubarry 1 points ago in holdmycosmo

    Oh shit here come the champagne opening experts

    [–] What is the most useless job in your opinion? fuckyoubarry 1 points ago in AskReddit

    This is why I drive poop cars from Craigslist. 20 year old Honda Accord, my mechanic is 50. Whatever needs to be done on my car, my mechanic has done it a few times a year since bill Clinton was president. He's seen so many Honda accords anything wrong with my car is gonna stick out like Scooby Doo

    [–] [Request] Buy It For Life Car Battery fuckyoubarry 2 points ago in BuyItForLife

    Best bet is to not break your battery by running it out, that's what kills batteries. And keep a battery jump starter thingy charged, I just bought one off Amazon for a hundred bucks. Your car battery is going to fail you at the worst time so have a jump starter thingy to jump it until you can buy a new one at auto zone. And test your car to make sure you're not leaking electricity when it's off and that your alternator is charging the battery enough when youre running. I'm sure all the batteries people recommend here are good. Also spend 20 bucks on a 12v air compressor to air your tires, the gas station ones are always broken or in use or they charge you quarters or some silly shit.

    [–] Octopus escaping through a 1 inch diameter hole fuckyoubarry 14 points ago in TheDepthsBelow

    False. I ate an octopus one time and it was delicious. It all depends on how you cook it.

    [–] Becky done stepped wrong fuckyoubarry 36 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Wait til November though, she's fucked

    [–] Want brighter headlights on a stock 2015 civic fuckyoubarry 2 points ago in cars

    I just keep mine down all the time, I've never had a problem seeing the speed

    [–] The amount of bad advice in this sub is staggering fuckyoubarry 5 points ago in loseit

    Plan for a 7-10 lb weight loss from water weight in the first couple weeks, and 1-2 lbs per week after that. In a year you are gonna be one year older no matter what you do, but if you consistently keep at eating less you could be well on your way to reaching your weight loss goals, if not there already. And check out the keto subreddits

    [–] Want brighter headlights on a stock 2015 civic fuckyoubarry 6 points ago in cars

    Turn the dash lights lower, your eyes will adjust better. I don't support the stupid headlight brightness arms race that the baby boomers started with their failing vision

    [–] The amount of bad advice in this sub is staggering fuckyoubarry 21 points ago in loseit

    This sub hates keto. They want us all counting how many cookies we eat and logging it and all that, if I don't eat bread it makes people sad.