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    [–] TIL the Chocolate Chip Cookie didn’t exist prior to 1938, when it was invented by the owner of the Toll House Inn in Whitman, Massachusetts. funkymoose123 1 points ago in todayilearned

    Not specifically 1938 but I knew it was around that time. This has been posted on TIL before. But come on, you word a post like that and you’re asking for it. You could of made the title much shorter and it would of made more sense

    [–] me irl funkymoose123 4 points ago in me_irl

    The us government did that with seal team 6

    [–] TooMeIrlForMeIrl funkymoose123 2 points ago in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

    Nah I’ve been there many times. Relationship or being solo. No matter what side of the fence I’m on the other one looks better.

    [–] What the fuck he was thinking funkymoose123 1 points ago in WTF

    I think the shrub would have been the best bet. The mattress isn’t all that thicc and if it’s a wired mattress it could of been pretty painful still.

    [–] 2008 vs 2018 funkymoose123 -1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Remember when Hilary Clinton was against gay marriage?

    Yeah I don’t think we should demonize anyone for accepting new ideas or opinions. Hillary or this guy.

    [–] A True Master. funkymoose123 18 points ago in nononono

    Jeez who the hell did he beat?

    [–] What nonsense did you believe for way too long before you found out it was made up? funkymoose123 7 points ago in AskReddit

    I remember a kid a school telling me something similar and later at home squeezing my nut sack thinking I might pop a grape, started to hurt a little so I stopped.

    [–] Morbid beauty (x-post wholesomemes) funkymoose123 1 points ago in yesyesyesno

    Ugh. I always have to stop myself from downvoting posts like this. My feels.

    [–] A repost for sure, but I always wonder why there is this double standard on criticisms of America funkymoose123 -16 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    It’s hard to say: this country is awful and always has been awful, when you can’t give an example of a country doing better than ours given similar circumstances

    [–] Solo Head Ping-Pong funkymoose123 1 points ago in whitepeoplegifs

    This actually looks kind of fun

    [–] Trump says Singapore summit with North Korea leader Kim is cancelled funkymoose123 -4 points ago in worldnews

    It always amazes me that people will twist shit as much as possible to shit on trump just because he ran as a Republican, which is really isn’t..

    [–] Real talk funkymoose123 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I think a lot of different people are offended and not offended at different things.

    [–] You're FiHired funkymoose123 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Almost r/thathappened material, not only did I get a raise instead but when I came back everyone cheered!

    [–] CNN Interview With the 30-Year-Old ‘Millennial’ Evicted from Parents’ House funkymoose123 3 points ago in cringe

    I spent the entire video wondering why cnn was doing a piece on some idiot nobody and at the end it hits, he’s blames liberals for being a moron.

    [–] Child abuse, hooray! funkymoose123 32 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    My parents would take the power cable to my computer whenever I was in trouble. Eventually I bought a second one so I could play Diablo 2 in the middle of the night.

    [–] absolutelynotme_irl funkymoose123 1 points ago in absolutelynotme_irl

    He’s more of a happy ignorance kind of guy

    [–] That moment when he doesn't compliment you back funkymoose123 3 points ago in NobodyAsked

    Plot twist, last comment is made by jealous boyfriend of the girl

    [–] I also often navigate cities like an 18th century pirate. funkymoose123 2 points ago in DiWHY

    I met a police guy who had a compass on his wrist. I imagine it’s so they can say northbound or southbound or whatever when talking and driving in car chases or foot chases? I dunno, I feel like I could think of a bunch of random reasons this would be okay. I don’t see anything wrong with it