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    [–] Solar Panels vs. Kitchen remodel: which is a better investment? gaelorian 4 points ago in RealEstate

    Is this strictly an investment property or are you living in it?

    Keep in mind that when it comes to improvements you're mostly recouping cost.

    Kitchens can sell homes. Solar panels will not.

    [–] On the first date, do you think the bill should be split? Why or why not? gaelorian 8 points ago in AskMen

    I mean you probably know if there's going to be a second date before the check comes, right?

    [–] Moving to southwest suburbs gaelorian 2 points ago in ChicagoSuburbs

    Have you considered Oak Lawn instead of Orland Park?

    95th street has a better and younger vibe in my opinion than LaGrange Rd. Plus, there are the south side bars on Western Avenue. And it's still close enough to Moraine Valley.

    Just my two cents.

    [–] Evicting a new tenant occupied unit in illinois. gaelorian 1 points ago in RealEstate

    I would imagine getting people to move in January/February/March is going to be a tough sell. So hopefully your cash offer was good.

    Also, is there a lease?

    If it goes smoothly, they're out in 30 days or so.

    If not, give it 2-3 months from date of notice if the eviction runs smoothly or 6-8 months to run through the courts if the tenants have dealt with evictions before and knows how to slow the process down.

    Again, look to the lease to make sure you're acting appropriately. Worth consulting a local lawyer as well as counties can vary in terms of requirements.

    [–] Vote for Comrade Bloomberg! He'll keep you safe by taking your guns away! gaelorian 5 points ago in progun

    Mike has a fart in the wind's chance of hitting the top 3 in the primary results.

    [–] Wow gaelorian 5 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Seems like more of a hippo spray

    [–] Man gets angry because his pizza didn't have cheese on it, causes chaos in the pizzeria and pulls his gun out - South Africa gaelorian 1 points ago in PublicFreakout

    If he was pushed and then drew, that'd be one thing. He was pushed, turned around to leave, then turned back around and pushed his body into the other people, then turned around again, walked away (while nobody was pursuing him) and THEN drew his gun. This guy's an idiot and shouldn't be carrying. Nowhere near self defense.

    [–] Uhhhh that's abuse gaelorian 6 points ago in religiousfruitcake

    "We did not find that this violates Facebook's community standards. Thank you, move along."

    [–] Wanted: Live-in nanny, but you pay us gaelorian 5 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    It has massive homes that people do not want to buy because lake county taxes suck and it’s an hour and a half from downtown. It’s an area where large homes are not retaining value.

    Guessing the poster is struggling to find affordable childcare out there. It’s not an area where young people are moving.

    [–] Bourbon and Scotch Makers Find a Common Enemy in Tariffs gaelorian 55 points ago in Scotch

    Ha.

    “I’m here to vote. I’m really upset about tariffs.”

    “Sir, it’s January 28th. There’s no election today.”

    “Ok well tell them I was here.”

    [–] Bagpipe loudness gaelorian 2 points ago in bagpipes

    You can try this: https://www.barbarrickmusic.com/bagpipe-mute

    Seems silly and I can't attest to how well it works. You'll still need to cork the drones, I imagine.

    Weather permitting, cemetaries are decent for practice. Sometimes local schools have music rooms you can rent or use free of charge as well.

    [–] My rent is $230?!?!?! gaelorian 6 points ago in RealEstate

    This seems exciting but it's not going to resolve in your favor, ultimately. It's called a scrivener's error and Courts generally favor fairness. Tell your landlord about the mistake and stay on good terms.

    [–] My living room project and my rendering. gaelorian 43 points ago in InteriorDesign

    Pretty awesome. Would move the kitchen table out further as it looks like it’s cramping the space.

    [–] Trump Spiritual Advisor Calls for Miscarriage of 'Satanic Pregnancies' gaelorian 3 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in TrueCatholicPolitics

    She’s there to firm up the evangelical base.

    But wew she is bonkers.

    Also a religious Ponzi scheme prosperity gospel fraudster. Why she is involved in anything White House related is lost on me.

    [–] Do you think different types of liquor give different effects? gaelorian 3 points ago in alcohol

    placedo

    The Placedo Domingo effect can cause someone to randomly break out in operatic Soprano

    [–] Room at Disney Hotel Question gaelorian 11 points ago in DisneyTravel

    I think you’re SOL here unfortunately.