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    [–] Sometimes smoking weed isn’t such a bad thing glock_off_lock 1 points ago in wholesomememes

    "I was gonna plant fruit trees in the parks to feed the homeless, but then I got high."

    [–] Dems glock_off_lock 3 points ago in lmGoingToHellForThis

    Agreed, op is a faggot. Also hiring cheap labor is a liiiiiiiiiiittttttttllllllllle different then owning humans.

    [–] Trump attorney Cohen is being investigated for possible bank fraud, campaign finance violations, according to a person familiar with the case glock_off_lock 1 points ago in politics

    I don't think he meant hydra from the comics, nerd! He was referring to the mythical creature that had many heads, if you chop one off, multiple replacements will grow.(im a nerd too, but don't like comics!)

    [–] Boxing Sparring glock_off_lock 1 points ago in fights

    practice? we talkin bout practice? practice.

    [–] Kids are weird glock_off_lock 2 points ago in Unexpected

    When I was is jr high I was sitting on grass during lunch, with a girl a I had a crush on. We found a few dandelions and she picks one and makes a wish and blows. Then she picks another and tells me to make a wish, so I do, and when I take a deep breath to blow, she shoved the dandelion in my mouth! First girl I ever loved.

    [–] God was creating all the countries and it was Canada's turn glock_off_lock 20 points ago in Jokes

    It wasn't God, it was that sneaky bastard, Erik the Red. He wanted to troll Icelanders!

    [–] people are sick glock_off_lock 1 points ago in trashy

    Well to be fair, the 9 y.o. said she was 25!

    [–] Man freaks out on national TV over getting a subpoena in the American political scandal. glock_off_lock 1 points ago in PublicFreakout

    'It's a ruse created to help Hillary feel better about her embarrassing loss...'

    Are you fucking kidding me!? You really can't be this stupid, can you? I mean, what the actual fuck are you talking about. If you really are an American, you're a disgrace. If you're Russian, good job.

    [–] Creepy Arnold Schwarzenegger glock_off_lock -2 points ago in funny

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

    [–] Spoiled, entitled, 18 year old broad learns she's not actually a princess glock_off_lock 40 points ago in pussypassdenied

    This was a satisfying pussy pass denial. Both these bitches get to learn a lesson on this day.

    [–] I think my creamer went bad glock_off_lock 1 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    Someone making French toast?