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    [–] This Ping Pong move. grandtheftanxiety 1 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    3 more times, then it floats to infinity

    [–] anxiety 100 grandtheftanxiety 8 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    No matter which line I get in, the car who pulls up 2 min after me gets their food first.

    [–] no more curtains grandtheftanxiety 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    You get to let all that snow in just to close the blinds. Genius

    [–] Microbes on the hand of 8 year old boy after playing outside grandtheftanxiety 112 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Microbes save us from viruses and other germs. They are the first line of defense, before your immune system has to take over.

    Studies have shown that kids who are inside all the time and use antibacterial cleaners are at higher risk of disease and illness.

    We all need outdoor microbes in our lives.

    [–] A few ideas on the Flacco trade grandtheftanxiety 4 points ago in DenverBroncos

    Flacco is gonna drop bombs. Playoffs here we come!

    [–] Happy Valentine's Day everyone! grandtheftanxiety 2 points ago in DenverBroncos

    He’s the best holder in the NFL. What’s not to love about this?!

    [–] Good point grandtheftanxiety 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    All I heard was “employees contribute massive dollars”.... key word employees.

    Help me understand why Amazon (and other large corporate entities) don’t pay taxes?

    [–] Good point grandtheftanxiety 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    If Citizens United allows companies to act as individuals, they should pay taxes like individuals. As well as go to jail like one when they break the law.

    [–] McCabe's 'The Threat' May Be Darkest Vision Of Trump Presidency Yet grandtheftanxiety 4 points ago in politics

    Plagiarism isn’t a criminal or civil offense unless it infringes upon intellectual property rights.

    In this case, Hillary might actually be able to sue Trump for plagiarizing her campaign slogan.

    If you wanna get technical about it.