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    [–] TIFU by swallowing really hard iLaBisback 3 points ago in tifu

    "I smoke crack, and my husband beats me."

    And in the end the ad says: "Got Milk?"

    "I said 'What the fuck'?"

    It has nothing to do with milk!

    -Dave Chappelle

    [–] TIFU by attempting to be a ninja and destroying my lymphatic system iLaBisback 1 points ago in tifu



    [–] Advanced Handstanding iLaBisback 6 points ago in gifs


    [–] This little guy visits me every morning iLaBisback 7 points ago in aww

    OP will get flooded with moist panties.

    [–] Me, as a dad iLaBisback 79 points ago in funny

    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

    [–] Me, as a dad iLaBisback 221 points ago in funny

    Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it.

    [–] If I had a dollar for every gender iLaBisback 10 points ago * (lasted edited 5 hours ago) in Jokes

    One-Seven decimal point two eight.

    Edit: Ouch, no one got the ESB reference?

    [–] Well, Mom, I'm just that happy you're home! iLaBisback 50 points ago in aww

    100% sure this is a repost but hey, I ain't anal.

    Upvote to OP.

    [–] GOTTA GO FAST iLaBisback 5 points ago in aww

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] "Say hello to the camera" RIP laptop iLaBisback 5 points ago in instant_regret

    First two chicks were kinda sexy.

    But the third chick was spilling hot.

    [–] Building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. "Hey, I killed your friend. Here, hold him." iLaBisback 37 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.