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    [–] "This isn't Mo Bamba" iSlingShlong 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    It’s fun. And you meet girls easily. Get my dick pulled sometimes while I’m scratching. It’s fun but it can be frustrating sometimes when you have to deal with drunk people. The key is understanding the crowd and body language. That is huge.

    [–] "This isn't Mo Bamba" iSlingShlong 1653 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I still do it. White girls are so annoying always putting in requests when you can barely hear them and then they give you attitude if you don’t play Justin Bieber despacito. I damn near stopped the music when this one drunk bitch wouldn’t stop asking me to play that bullshit

    [–] Spot the difference 👀 iSlingShlong 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I see he got the ban hammer

    [–] Spot the difference 👀 iSlingShlong 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    What they say I missed it

    [–] Make America Smile Again iSlingShlong 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    You’re the one who literally brought that shit up and now you’re saying don’t make it about blah blah blah I was asking you a simple question

    [–] Make America Smile Again iSlingShlong 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Where does it say she’s American?

    [–] Explain to me how "Passive Income" is a thing iSlingShlong -12 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Karl Marx had to be the laziest smart dude in history. This mayo was so lazy he got banned from from His aryan homeland of Deutschland

    [–] Make America Smile Again iSlingShlong 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    “Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker”

    [–] If i got AIDS then every cutie in the city got it iSlingShlong 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    You’re shlong must be the size of an elephant trunk then 🤔

    [–] Layers of flavor, that's how the world gets paid iSlingShlong 3 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    It could’ve been worse. Could’ve got an std but I didn’t.

    [–] Well.... not only girls but even guys are Not interested in me iSlingShlong 131 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Imagine if people told women to just say thank you from unwarranted attention, smile and move on, hmm there would be an outrage. The double standards are crazy.

    [–] Spot the difference 👀 iSlingShlong 20 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    White women cant mind their own business. My neighbor once called the a store because I parked my car on their lot to shovel my yard. Luckily the store didn’t wanna deal with her Shit and somehow her vehicle was covered in snow but that wasn’t any of my business

    [–] “Fuck Them Kids” iSlingShlong 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I’ll never forget when someone said drake got a pornstar from page 84 on pornhub pregnant.

    [–] Layers of flavor, that's how the world gets paid iSlingShlong 3 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    the 24 hours before and after my 21st birthday I came home from the army and took turns raw dogging 3 hoes bussin mega nuts inside all of them. They were on birth control, 2 of them got pregnant and told me when I was back in my duty station a few days apart......

    [–] African parents most times over exaggerate stories. iSlingShlong 25 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    My grand parents had all black and white pictures and I used to think the earth used to be black and white when I was in kindergarten and one day I asked them when did it change to color and the whole family laughed so hard and just patted me on the head. Oh those good old days

    [–] Make America Smile Again iSlingShlong 158 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Her skin tone making her teeeef pop out even moreee

    [–] I'm rotmffl at this shit 😂😂😂, We can all related. iSlingShlong 3 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    If we go back far enough, we all have traces of a single woman going back millions of years from Ethiopia.