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    [–] What's the smallest/pettiest hill that you're willing to die on that pertains to the NBA? i_am_penis 0 points ago in nba

    Regular Season: Malone
    Post-season: Duncan

    Nothing Karl Malone has ever done can touch Duncan's 02-03 playoffs.

    [–] What's the smallest/pettiest hill that you're willing to die on that pertains to the NBA? i_am_penis 33 points ago in nba

    I get that they need a 4th for some freshness after almost 20 years of Ernie, Chuck, and Kenny, but Shaq just kills the vibe by being super defensive and unfunny.

    [–] What's the smallest/pettiest hill that you're willing to die on that pertains to the NBA? i_am_penis 29 points ago in nba

    Shaq played great against Hakeem in the 95 Finals. Man put up 28-12-6 with 2.5 blocks and 60 FG%. Just because his team let him down doesn't mean Hakeem owned him personally.

    [–] What's the smallest/pettiest hill that you're willing to die on that pertains to the NBA? i_am_penis 54 points ago in nba

    Horry ruined it for the suns, and the refs made some terrible decisions after. I don't think it was fixed, PHX was the most popular team in the league. Makes no sense.

    [–] What's the smallest/pettiest hill that you're willing to die on that pertains to the NBA? i_am_penis 28 points ago in nba

    When analytics match redditors ideas they're accurate, but when they don't you should "just watch the game"

    [–] Hungrybox Destroys FOX News Anchor at Super Smash Bros Melee i_am_penis 9 points ago in smashbros

    Just because other esports make a lot more doesn't mean HBox isn't making bank tho.

    [–] Hungrybox Destroys FOX News Anchor at Super Smash Bros Melee i_am_penis 4 points ago in smashbros

    He's still making something like $150k, that's like 4 times the national median pay.

    [–] Mitchell alley-oop to Collins! i_am_penis 16 points ago in nba

    Simmons was drafted two years ago, he’s part of the 2016 class

    [–] This Saturday: Smash Valley #7 Featuring, well...... i_am_penis 11 points ago in smashbros

    At the same time, if HBox shows up, that drastically increases the chance that it grows into a Gods tournament one day. One of them has to be the first to agree to go.

    [–] [NBA on TNT] Shaq & Kobe sit-down teaser video i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    Hah, that is nothing. Real shit would be Kobe claiming Shaq paid women hush money:

    http://www.espn.com/nba/news/story?id=1891629

    [–] I think I need a new team i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    I'll let wikipedia handle this:

    A circle is a simple closed shape. It is the set of all points in a plane that are at a given distance from a given point

    And what's a plane?

    a plane is a flat, two-dimensional surface that extends infinitely far.

    [–] I think I need a new team i_am_penis 24 points ago in nba

    That always bugs me, circles are 2D. Of course it's fucking flat, Matthew. You ass.

    [–] Front end interview handbook i_am_penis 27 points ago in programming

    Except it’s not classical inheritance it’s just syntactic sugar for good old prototypical inheritance. There can be some gotchas if you believe otherwise and code like it’s Java. For example if you modify the prototype after you instantiate an object, you still change the object.

    [–] americuck i_am_penis 7 points ago in 4chan

    Walmart’s in my area have an entire floor section of fresh bread that gets hard in 2-3 days.

    [–] Me irl i_am_penis 1 points ago in me_irl

    Where I️ live you pay $50-100 for Internet and then they offer you 50 channels for like $8 extra.

    [–] Me irl i_am_penis 1 points ago in me_irl

    Uh no? I️ pay $70 for 100mbps and they throw in cable with HBO for free as a “promotion,” except the promotion never ends.