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    [–] A Weekend Special 🌺 i_am_penis 0 points ago in BustyPetite

    Is that a gw girl???

    [–] What was the GOAT win-win trade? i_am_penis 56 points ago in nba

    This is so wrong. Marc wasn't some random Euro dude, he was Pau's taller, stronger younger brother who was playing better in Europe than Pau had at the same age. The Grizzlies GM at the time, Chris Wallace, is on record as having made the trade after watching Marc play and being convinced he was as good or better than Pau.

    [–] LeBron and Magic were far better underdogs than Jordan, Kobe, and Duncan — ELO says so i_am_penis 10 points ago in nba

    Don't lump this idiot in with stat geeks. Jordan clearly was struggling in the 95 playoffs: his TOV% and TOV per 100 were the highest of his career, which contributed to his career-worst ORTG, PER, and WS/48. Obviously the guy was rusty.

    If you go back and watch the tapes, you can see all the errant passes and bad split-second decisions that he NEVER makes.

    [–] LeBron and Magic were far better underdogs than Jordan, Kobe, and Duncan — ELO says so i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    The 94 Bulls went out in an extremely competitive 7 game series to the EC champs. I don't think it's a stretch at all to say they were a couple bounces from winning the East.

    [–] [McCann] The Potential Legal Consequences of Bryan Colangelo's Twitter Controversy i_am_penis 11 points ago in nba

    They're not on the train, practically every paragraph the writer says something like "If Colangelo authored certain tweets attributed to the accounts..."

    [–] Reddit just passed Facebook as #3 most popular website in US i_am_penis 1 points ago in technology

    Yahoo Finance and Yahoo Fantasy Sports are A+. ESPN Fantasy is a dumpster fire in comparison.

    [–] [Beer] Frank Ntilikina is younger than Deandre Ayton, Mohamed Bamba, Michael Porter Jr., Miles Bridges and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - and most other first-round prospects. i_am_penis 1 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in nba

    It's the only fair way to gauge their development. Just like on the Lakers, our rookie Kuzma played about as well as our sophomore Ingram, but Ingram is actually two years younger and so he's more highly valued.

    [–] What’s your biggest r/nba pet peeve? i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    That's not an /r/nba problem, that's an everyone problem. Chuck said "Warriors in 3" after game 1.

    [–] Capela just had 4 Blocks in the 4th quarter, within 5 minutes! i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    Nah man, he really looks like the better player. He’s been doing it all season.

    [–] In ESPN’s NBA Top 100 they had Lonzo Ball rated better then Carmelo and they were right. i_am_penis 1 points ago in nba

    Are you joking? He’d been out for over a year with a serious foot injury. No one had seen him play since the summer of 2016 when the ranking came out. All these hindsight geniuses in this sub claiming they knew he was going to be fine but ANYONE who sits out a full year is a huge question mark.

    [–] In ESPN’s NBA Top 100 they had Lonzo Ball rated better then Carmelo and they were right. i_am_penis 9 points ago in nba

    Stop putting words in my mouth, of course Simmons was always the better prospect. And now he looks like an all-time great. But when that ranking came out, he’d been injured and hadn’t played a game in over a year. No one knew if he’d be healthy this year, or how good he’d be. And if you say you do you’re a liar.

    [–] In ESPN’s NBA Top 100 they had Lonzo Ball rated better then Carmelo and they were right. i_am_penis -1 points ago in nba

    Broken feet have ended a lot of careers. No one knew how he’d recover after year off. You’re biased because now we’re in the future where we know Ben made a full recovery, but back then everything was still up in the air.

    [–] In ESPN’s NBA Top 100 they had Lonzo Ball rated better then Carmelo and they were right. i_am_penis -1 points ago in nba

    It’s easy to say that now but Yao Ming had a broken foot and was never the same. When that ranking came out no one had seen Simmons play in over a year. You can’t seriously think that wouldn’t affect his ranking.

    [–] In ESPN’s NBA Top 100 they had Lonzo Ball rated better then Carmelo and they were right. i_am_penis -2 points ago in nba

    Don’t listen to these sizers fans with short memories, Simmons sat out summer league last year because he was still recovering. When Zo was ranked above him his future as a player was completely unknown.