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    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    I'm pointing out the futility of us hoping everyone else will solve this problem, when each of us contributes to it relentlessly through the way of life we have all chosen to embrace. If you want to fix the problem, don't hope someone else will do it for you, start with yourself and your own behaviors, which will mean some serious sacrifice.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 2 points ago in worldnews

    Your point is utterly irrelevant here though. Also, I don't believe the media has told us over and over that the US, KSA, and RUS have been colluding against climate change reports. Nope, that's a fairly new development, and the actual focus of discussion in this thread.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    They typed from an electronic device comprised of various minerals that are each highly caustic to mine and refine, and that they'll replace in another year or two.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 2 points ago in worldnews

    And your point is? No one is arguing about what industries are more responsible or less, just that it's happening and specific leaders of nations are denying it.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 2 points ago in worldnews

    It's inhospitable, but it is survivable. You'll just see more mass famines, great migrations, water shortages, and violence. For sure a lot of people will die, but humanity will march on into the bleakness.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    Bro, I got news for you, we're all the ones that are killing the planet here.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 4 points ago in worldnews

    The Revolution? Is that a new movie or streaming show?

    Let's forget all about this climate business and each go back to our large family homes where the AC is blasting, and turn on our massive 50" televisions so we can watch it while simultaneously live streaming our thoughts about it on our smartphones that are highly caustic to manufacture and replaced every other year.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    Simply not true at all.

    For one thing, the country has massive deposits of highly valuable minerals that are only just now being mined. Then there's the fact that the nation is investing heavily in global tech businesses, attempting to own large parts of the major corporations of tomorrow. There's also the tourism sector they're developing, and while that may not appeal to some suburban soccer mom in Florida, it will surely appeal to some of the Muslims in the world, who comprise over 20% of the global population. Imagining the death of oil would be the death of KSA is like imagining the end of slavery would be the end of the United States.

    Also, let's just stop and think here for a minute, because without oil there is no plastics either. Why don't you take a look around and see how much plastics are in your home, your life, right now. Oil isn't going away completely anytime soon.

    [–] US, Saudis and Russia block climate report iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    But it's not correct. The country is literally set atop one of the richest mineral reserves in the world. The only reason they never bothered to mine any of it was because there was no need due to how lucrative the oil is. They're only just now beginning to mine, but so long as people rely upon electronic devices, those mines will be incredibly lucrative.

    Also, there's thousands of hectares of vegetation in KSA. If you go to Buraydah and zoom in you'll see quite a lot of green spaces.

    [–] Donald Trump Jr. reportedly hiding in Canada from media as Mueller indictment looms iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in worldnews

    What? How is sheltering the presidents son from indictment Canada pursuing justice? Also, aren't they still selling KSA armored vehicles?

    [–] What movie could have been over in 10 minutes, if the main character wasn't such a dumb ass? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The Goonies

    "Yeah it sucks, we're going to have to move. What, you want to trespass in that restaurant to go look for some bullshit treasure? Nah man, I gotta start packing."

    [–] What movie could have been over in 10 minutes, if the main character wasn't such a dumb ass? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Eh, there's gotta be some guys in here who would put up with 2003's Kate Hudson shitting on their floor for more than 10 days.

    [–] What movie could have been over in 10 minutes, if the main character wasn't such a dumb ass? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It definitely seemed to work though. There's all these people on Reddit who claim to have traveled to Iceland because of this movie. That's Iceland tourism board money well spent.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 59 points ago in AskReddit

    I feel like this shouldn't need to be said, but I've encountered it, so...

    Do not put lotions on your genitals or genital area prior to sex. A lactic acid lotion might make you nice and soft with regular use, but it tastes like soured milk when my tongue touches it.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Wont last that long, don't frett.

    Who cares, you're young enough that you'll probably be back at it in 5 minutes. The second time I had sex was literally 30 minutes after the first time I had sex. The third time was 10 minutes after that.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Aside from all the other things that have been said a dozen times over, I'd tell you to choose a first partner that you think fondly of and pick a setting that is pleasant. I don't remember every sexual partner I've ever had, but I definitely remember my first, and I'm always glad it's a pleasant memory.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 21 points ago in AskReddit

    Seriously. I don't really watch anything extreme. Hell, I prefer the homemade variety of porn. If I followed this advice I feel like I'd be confined to missionary through a hole in a sheet or something.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Contrary to what everyone on here is saying, lube isn't always good for everyone. I followed the lube advice when I was younger, and no matter how little I used it voided any sensation for me. The end result was that sex would feel like dull exercise, as my penis got no pleasure from it. I would have the same problem with partners who were just too naturally wet too. Personally, I found ordinary human saliva to be the best lubricant, as it provides enough lubricant to get things started, but evaporates quickly allowing more sensation. Also, there's a lot of fun ways to apply saliva to genitals, whereas there really aren't any fun ways to apply lube.

    So, don't assume lube is right for you. Try it out and find out for yourself, but if you hate it, don't assume it's something you absolutely have to use with every partner.

    [–] What are some tips for virgins when the time comes? iamwhoiamamiwhoami 3 points ago in AskReddit

    It may also be placed on wrong. I let a girl put one on me before, but she didn't leave a well at the end. When I came it hurt really bad, and after taking off the condom I was bleeding out of my urethra a bit. I freaked out a bit, thinking I must have an STD, but eventually realized that the condom had just been placed so poorly that it made me hurt my urethra when I ejaculated.

    [–] Perfect shot breaks the camera iamwhoiamamiwhoami 1 points ago in gifs

    The wealthy and famous often play sports for leisure. Geena Davis ranked in the top 50 of women archers in the US back in 2000.