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    [–] As a followup, the NEXT! lady has been trying to help out her little sister, but the locals have lost their patience improbablydrunknlw 2029 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    When I saw the words follow up, I thought it'd be the same vein as the OG next post, imagine my excitement when I saw the word "next" in big, beautiful, capital letters. I'd pay real money to follow her, as I never want to miss a new "NEXT" saga.

    [–] Reddit, what is the most useless fact you know? improbablydrunknlw 1175 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago) in AskReddit


    [–] Even movers are doing it. improbablydrunknlw 982 points ago in FellowKids

    I saw these guys in Toronto a few days ago, I'm really happy you got a picture, my wife didn't believe me.

    [–] What supposedly legitimate things do you think are scams? improbablydrunknlw 770 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago) in AskReddit

    Up in the GTA where I live(Toronto area) Ride programs (our dui checkpoints) I've never had my papers or vehicle checked. I go through quite a few as well, as I work odd hours on Weekends. Mainly just "anything to drink? Where are you coming from? Here is a coupon book, have a nice day". I have no issue with that, especially with the number of people they catch. Or maybe I'm just lucky.

    *Grammar failure.

    [–] What is something an 18 year old son can do to embarrass his parents? improbablydrunknlw 595 points ago in AskReddit

    normaly he leaves the boxes closed untill he gets back to USA.

    That's a decent way to get arrested.

    [–] This poor girl..... improbablydrunknlw 528 points ago in cringepics

    Everyone is so busy arguing about if he should have, no one stopped to point out the extremely needless red circle.

    [–] SUV improbablydrunknlw 421 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago) in CatastrophicFailure

    They just had their winters put on and the shop didn't properly tourqe them.

    [–] Burger in a can improbablydrunknlw 414 points ago in funny

    Jesus, that's like Lunchables on hard mode.