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    [–] [Seiko] Enjoying spring time with the Cocktail Time iridescent_9 6 points ago in Watches

    Great picture. What strap are you using? I'd like to switch over for my Seiko as well.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 2 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Sister! I shall not give up pursuing the ideal Brodin has set out for me, even if it means many months or even years of celibacy as the monks do. However, as a fraternity swoldier who is 21 revolutions around the sun, I strongly desire these other activities but do not know how to pursue them properly. I fear I may be too gentle, as to not intimidate maidens with my newly acquired size.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 2 points ago in swoleacceptance

    But brother, she was not of the bunnies of cardio. I would never turn a blind eye to Swollius Maximus.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 2 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Wheymen. It is for her safety. Perchance I should gift one to her before I see her at our next merry party.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 1 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Thank you brother, this means a lot to mineself. I hath worked hard to gain mine muscle, and I have been lucky enough to be blessed as I am by Brodin. Wheymen!

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 1 points ago in swoleacceptance

    I see. Perhaps I should feed the maiden whey? It shall perchance create a hard head, and I will be joyous should I find her at a party of great merry ways and she decides to perform in the mating rituals!

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 2 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Thank you sister, your kind words are helping me to heal. I lift for mineself alone, though Broki's curse upon my natural increase in testosterone from lifting, along with mine escaping the forsaken wench who hath cheated on me, created a combination that made me desperate to mate with a maiden. As a result, mine head was not in the right place at the time, and I have made a prayer to Brodin on my rest day as a sacrifice for His sake.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 1 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Great suggestion brother! I shall journey into the realms of the internet to find this monk and discover how to improve.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 1 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Ah I see! This maiden was not a Valkyrie, as she was not acquainted with the prayers of iron. I should have learned not to stray from Brodin, and to only share such moments with fellow followers of His divine teachings. She was quite fine however, as Broki's curse of the dreaded "freshmen 15" hath not impacted her due to her status of being a freshman, while I was a junior hardened through my dedication of Brodin.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 5 points ago in swoleacceptance

    I hath attempted this strategy, and it hath protected me from the aches of the head in many a situation! The hangover curse from Broki is one that causes me great nausea in the daylight after the joyous evening, and I lose mine appetite along with the gains from not consuming enough.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 11 points ago in swoleacceptance

    I see we have a scholar amongst our midst! Thank you for sharing your knowledge on these courting rituals, as I am quite unaware. I understand now why the fair maiden verbally struck me, as her hunger had grown too strong for her mind to be of sound patience. I shall learn from this for the next maiden, and grow. Praise Brodin!

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 2 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Brother, perchance you are correct! I hath not been careful to perform exercises of stretching nor mobilization, and I have little experience in such interactions. Due to Broki's influence, I contain much arrogance regarding such matters and I must be careful not to let my hubris get the best of me.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 4 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Sister, I appreciate your kind words! I shall continue on with my faithful ways, but I am now confused as to how I may approach the cuddling approach of many a fine bachelor. In my time of weakness before Brodin's blessing, my technique needed no such adjustment. I received no such words of encouragement from this fine maiden, as she hath been a set up date from a mutual friend and I hath not experienced anything regarding her before. Instead, the only acknowledgement of Brodin's blessings that I received were in the form of these harsh words.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 11 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Thank you brother. I lift for mineself alone as well, and if a maiden ceases to cuddle upon mine chest because of my faith in Brodin, then she may leave back to Broki's land for the faithless.

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 11 points ago in swoleacceptance

    Thank you brother! I do not engage in such excess on a normal basis due to my respect for Brodin, so I appreciate your advice!

    [–] Swoleshamed upon the evening of mine own fraternity's danceth iridescent_9 40 points ago in swoleacceptance

    I do not believe the maiden was jesting, as she hath taken mine arm and moved it away from her later in the evening despite earlier have taken it herself and wrapping it upon herself. Perhaps it is my consequence for skipping my Saturday worship of Brodin, as I had the resources to do such in mine hotel but I instead spent the day with the fair maiden around the town.

    I hath just escaped a relationship with Broki in disguise, as the witch hath both cheated upon me as well as making many attempts to sabotage the blessings Brodin gave in the form of "Netflix and Chilleth" invitations as well as sweets against my request. As such, I hesitated to initiate for fear the maiden I took would have felt obligated to perform in such activities.

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 1 points ago in exmuslim

    Thanks man, I think I may take you up on that offer sometime

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 1 points ago in exmuslim

    Thanks bro! After reading all the comments, I think I will go ahead and make a Tinder. Though I'll first need to make a Facebook since I only use Instagram and Twitter currently.

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 3 points ago in exmuslim

    No. Chad is nearby so all the girls will be stolen.

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 1 points ago in exmuslim

    I've been told I'm physically attractive. Though speaking from experience, the attraction goes lower the more I talk because my looks make up for my lack of personality. 1 match a month is still currently more than I have irl so we'll see how that goes.

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 2 points ago in exmuslim

    That's awesome! Glad you're able to date someone you met on Tinder. I can imagine racism being a big thing, unfortunately that's just the world we live in currently.

    [–] Exmuslims and Tinder? iridescent_9 1 points ago in exmuslim

    Fair enough. You're right, thank you for correcting me and I will be sure to look into Tinder!