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    [–] How to make love on Earth Day istealcrayons 3 points ago in disneyvacation

    Yeah, I'd get anxious as fuck if I was a palm tree

    [–] How to make love on Earth Day istealcrayons 21 points ago in disneyvacation

    At first I thought it said "Calm A Palm Tree" I was confused for a bit.

    [–] Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, UAE. istealcrayons 69 points ago in CityPorn



    [–] Amazon has just removed bitch lasagna from their song list istealcrayons 0 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions


    [Poods Facing Away In Disagreement And Doing 'No No No' Gesture With His Fingers]


    [Poods Wholeheartly Agreeing and Doing Okay A-Okay Sign]

    [–] Older generations of Reddit, who were the "I don't use computers" people of your time? istealcrayons 17 points ago in AskReddit

    Wait, seriously? i've never came across someone who can't read analog clocks. (excluding smol kids ofc)

    Why is it hard for you? i mean, understand that somethings just aren't for some people. Just asking out of curiosity.

    [–] Anon is autistic istealcrayons 3 points ago in greentext

    Peach already has a Mario, you gotta act like Bowser and kidnap her.

    [–] Project Starhammer, get to sign a banner for Felix! istealcrayons 1 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions


    You won't probably have to pay for it, I'm sure there are plenty of great artists in this sub who'll be more than happy to do it for free. Heck, I'll do it if you give me the information and sizes. I don't even need any credit and shit. I might not be on par with the great stuff I sometimes see here but I'm not Justin Robert's designer either.

    [–] My dad is one of those people that blasts videos in public and I’m embarrassed as fuck in a diner sitting right next to him, AMA istealcrayons 1 points ago in casualiama

    Get someone else to say it to him. Like friend or some friendly manager of some restaurant you visit.

    A distant uncle of mine was "that guy" who used to blast music in public or play games or watch videos on full volume. He had this mindset that doing bullshit like this means he's careless and 'doesn't give a fuck' about unwritten rules and shit. You know, you everyday wannabe way too 'laid-back' cool guy.

    It was quite embarrassing for us to be with him so I asked a manager of this restaurant we frequently visit to nicely but not so nicely tell this guy to quite this bullshit and tell him the difference between being cool and inconsiderate fuck. The manager called him out on his bullshit in a very respectful manner but with a sarcastic undertone and volume high enough that a few tables around us could hear what the manage was saying. Uncle was embarrassed, the rest of the dinner was completed in absolute silence on the table with no eye contacts with anyone.

    And it worked, uncle stopped being a try-hard and finally understood how to actually be cool and chill. Now I go out with him whenever he's in town because dude became a fun guy after he shed is discounted cool guy skin.

    Maybe your dad isn't doing the thing to be cool and such but he still seems like a guy who can't understand the personal space in public places, get someone who works with/in public places, preferable a manager or something of a place your dad visits frequently and watch how some embarrassment can change a person.

    Or maybe it will backfire and your dad will start arguing with whoever is trying to explain things to him and make you more embarrassed.

    [–] Anon is feeling down istealcrayons 5 points ago in greentext

    [ Fmajor melodies for the fallen comrade ]

    [–] Cadavers - NMWL istealcrayons 1 points ago in fakealbumcovers


    [–] What company has lost their way? istealcrayons 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Facebook never really had a way. Zuckerberg never had any dignity or morals.

    [–] That's what we all expect from Bill Gates istealcrayons 1 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    I mean, I kinda get their decision but they should atleast make it 100mil each if not a billion each.

    10mil is nothing, specially if you're born and raised in the world's richest man's house. (I know he's not the #1 now, I'm talking about the time before jeff passed him)

    Then again, inheritance will probably also include ownership of Microsoft and shit so I don't know what the fuck I'm trying to say.

    [–] Please just go buy one istealcrayons 11 points ago in DiWHY

    You still have to put r/ before it.

    [–] It should be legal to shoot any home intruder or robber weather they're armed or not istealcrayons 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    As someone who has never fired a gun and experienced an intense situation involving firearms and urgency, I have a question to anyone who knows about that kinda stuff:

    How hard is it to shoot a person in the hand or leg? I mean is it hard to shoot a person in a way that they get disarmed like if they're pointing a gun at you, or fall if they're running away or something but don't die?

    I read somewhere that if a bullet doesn't hit and/or damage any really important organs like heart or brain, and the person get to hospital in time, there's a 90%+ chance of survival. Basically if the bullet doesn't hit your brain or heart, you don't die from the bullet, you die from blood lose.

    But looking at the news and history of people shooting people in random situations like a police shooting, a burglar getting shot or a robber shooting someone and such, It seems like someone always dies. Which I don't really get; like is it really that easy to hit headshots or heartshots?