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    [–] Exi(s)t? itim__office 21 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    I agree. The way this functions is outrageously and blatantly obvious (to someone).

    [–] Odd flex but okay. itim__office 7 points ago in thatHappened

    How many watters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    [–] Sometimes all you need are facts (x-post r/whitepeopletwitter) itim__office 5 points ago in MurderedByWords

    You're beautiful, you matter, you're worth at least minimum wage. Don't forget it.

    [–] Based On Income Taxes Paid By Individuals Account Of All Federal Tax Revenues. itim__office 13 points ago in Anarcho_Capitalism

    The thing is, the kid probably didn't work for those cookies. Probably got them through some sort of wealth redistribution from her parents.

    [–] Do you want fries with that ketchup? itim__office 54 points ago in trashy

    There's a target audience... and it is you.

    [–] Self-leveling robotic spoon for people with disabilities itim__office 442 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    This invention made my day. Thinking back to when my grandfather was alive, eating things like my grandmother's homemade soups we're such a challenge for him because of his tremors. Something like this would have been life-changing.

    [–] Nature can be beautiful sometimes itim__office 242 points ago in pics

    Sweet how the little ones enjoy nuts.

    [–] Moving up your career itim__office 12 points ago in Anarcho_Capitalism

    Agreed. Here's the original with grapes for reference.

    [–] Can r/showerthoughts just get new mods already? itim__office 14 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Hey bud, political posts pushing an agenda are not permitted here. See Rule 5.

    [–] American schools vs British schools itim__office 3 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Put on your repoats, it's raining reposts!

    [–] Believe! itim__office 24 points ago in Anarcho_Capitalism

    The socialist party replied, so it must be true.

    [–] Lorax is good. itim__office 3 points ago in Anarcho_Capitalism

    If you consent to being raped, is it still rape? This question doesn't make sense, because rape is forced sexual contact by definition.

    By the way, how does one consent to paying taxes? Is there a choice? Or is it taken under threat of punishment (up to and including death if one resists) by people with guns?

    [–] [Legit] 80HD itim__office 25 points ago in BoneAppleTea


    A homonym of ADHD, often used because it is faster to type on a mobile keypad.

    Urban dictionary.

    [–] What’s long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night ? itim__office 3030 points ago in Jokes

    Polish names are surprisingly reasonable. They end in -ski, because -toboggan is just too much.

    [–] Let me just film this building and hope it falls itim__office 5 points ago in WhyWereTheyFilming

    I thought this was a metaphor for the direction of this sub.

    [–] Your eye can deceive you itim__office 77 points ago in confusing_perspective

    Pit crack people! Nothing to see here. It's just pit crack.

    [–] Thot murdered by 11 year old boy itim__office 12 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Heck yeah! Every time a karate teacher sends me nudes, I'm using this. (Looking at you Mr. Miyagi.)

    [–] What. The. Fuck. itim__office 30 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    Ok that is cool. Somebody should decorate a dance club in these with lasers sweeping over the walls. Kinda like this.