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    [–] [I ate] a sandwich of Burnt Ends. jambi9987 1938 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago) in food

    Just to give a proper shoutout, this was at Gates BBQ in Kansas City, Missouri.

    Edit: “BuT yOu MiGhT gEt CoLoN cAnCeR”.

    Bitch I ain’t here for a long time, just a good time.

    [–] Post Game thread: Auburn shoots Alabama out of the gym 84-63 jambi9987 25 points ago in rolltide

    Alabama and playing like pure hot unfiltered trash at Auburn Arena.

    Name a more iconic duo.

    [–] Game Thread: Alabama at Auburn jambi9987 2 points ago in rolltide

    Shit you’re right. I must thinking of the 2017 season. We definitely did not beat them at all that year.

    [–] Game Thread: Alabama at Auburn jambi9987 0 points ago in rolltide

    We lost both regular season games and beat them in the sec tourney. Simply because we had everything to play for and they didn’t.

    [–] Game Thread: Alabama at Auburn jambi9987 1 points ago in rolltide

    We can never get up and play well for the Auburn game and it’s frustrating as hell. Seems like every time we play them, they play like their season depends on it and we just go through the motions with no fire

    [–] Post Game Thread: Alabama beats #22 Mississippi State 83-79 jambi9987 10 points ago in rolltide

    You are sounding like the reddit equivalent to a Finebaum caller.

    Avery Johnson has put a lot more of those half-assed fans into the seats in his time here. More so than that robot Anthony Grant ever dreamed of. That’s a lot of the reason why he will stay here.

    [–] Post Game Thread: Alabama beats #22 Mississippi State 83-79 jambi9987 6 points ago in rolltide

    I would want to barely make the tournament every year as opposed to being a top seed in the NIT every year. Just getting into the tournament is half the battle. We won’t ever be the program fighting for top seeds. And I feel like that’s ok with the majority of Alabama fans here. Because that same majority has enough common sense to know that’s probably what we’ll never be, realistically.

    [–] Post Game Thread: Alabama beats #22 Mississippi State 83-79 jambi9987 14 points ago * (lasted edited 22 days ago) in rolltide

    Honestly at this stage in the year, why don’t teams just start fouling us from the beginning of the game and make us shoot free throws the whole game? Who gives a shit if the game lasts 4 hours if you hold us to 40 points by free throws.

    This is only halfway /s

    [–] Game Thread: Alabama vs Mississippi State jambi9987 3 points ago in rolltide

    And there it is. The Ingram last minute turnover. Wouldn’t be a normal game without one. JFC

    [–] Game Thread: Alabama vs Mississippi State jambi9987 1 points ago in rolltide

    Dazon Ingram making good decisions. What the fuck is this sorcery

    [–] [Official Tournament Discussion] 2019 Farmers Insurance Open jambi9987 6 points ago * (lasted edited 24 days ago) in golf

    Something about the phrase “gooching it out into the fairway” makes me really uneasy.

    [–] Post Game Thread: New England Patriots (11-5) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) jambi9987 2 points ago in nfl

    I’ve had my dick touched harder than Brady was on the “roughing the passer” call AMA

    [–] Game Thread: New England Patriots (11-5) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) jambi9987 1 points ago in nfl

    We all have our teams. But seriously

    How fucking awesome has today been?

    [–] Game Thread: New England Patriots (11-5) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) jambi9987 14 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in nfl

    Lol Belichick “Fuckin bullshit”

    [–] Game Thread: New England Patriots (11-5) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) jambi9987 2 points ago in nfl

    Red head in the Canada Dry commercial is a stone cold MILF don’t @ me

    [–] Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (13-3) at New Orleans Saints (13-3) jambi9987 11 points ago in nfl

    Someone could take a shit on the Lincoln Memorial and it wouldn’t do as much damage to his image as those Pizza Hut commercials.

    [–] Alabama hockey beats IUP (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) 4-2 jambi9987 6 points ago in rolltide

    Wait, is there any merch for the hockey team? I would buy that shit up so fast...

    [–] Dabo Swinney as a replacement for Saint Nick jambi9987 45 points ago in rolltide

    Whoa, slow down with that hot take. You might burn someone.

    [–] Post Game thread: Free throws cost Alabama a deserved win over Tennessee, loses 71-68 jambi9987 85 points ago in rolltide

    The life of an Alabama basketball fan:

    Why do I even watch this team...

    (Five minutes later) FUCK YEAH LETS GO.

    Repeat for the rest of eternity.