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    [–] Post-Match Thread: SL Benfica 10-0 CD Nacional [Primeira Liga] janbalti 1 points ago in soccer

    Well if they cannot be stopped they wouldn’t actually be pressing against each other otherwise they wouldn’t be unstoppable forces but instead would actually be stoppable. If no force can ever stop one or the other they won’t stop each other either but instead they’d have to keep on going as if nothing was there

    [–] Post-Match Thread: SL Benfica 10-0 CD Nacional [Primeira Liga] janbalti 9 points ago in soccer

    The paradox name unstoppable force vs immovable object is misleading in the first place because in the end both are the same thing. Both an immovable object and an unstoppable exhibit the same behavior/properties and are literally indistinguishable.

    The paradox implies that they have the exact same force. Both immovable, both unstoppable. The only logical thing that could happen when those collide is that they glide right through each other with pretty much nothing happening.

    Not sure how that helps when you’re trying to use the paradox as a metaphor though haha

    [–] oMg tHis iS sO oRiGinAl janbalti 2 points ago in ComedyCemetery

    isn’t that like that with all cars though? Obviously they’re not gonna sell you a car that can’t drive but you can still buy upgrades?

    [–] all guests reactions to DA BOMB on Hot Ones season 5 janbalti 1 points ago in hotones

    I want to try last dab so bad, but I can’t order it in germany because it’s not in stock on the european retail site and I don’t want to pay 40$ for shipping

    [–] all guests reactions to DA BOMB on Hot Ones season 5 janbalti 2 points ago in hotones

    Yeah that’s what I meant. Blair’s mega death sauce I like because it has great flavor. Da Bomb just tastes like spicyness extract

    [–] all guests reactions to DA BOMB on Hot Ones season 5 janbalti 5 points ago in hotones

    yeah the one I have is “beyond insanity” which is what they also use in the show. Even hotter would be “ground zero” and the worst one they have is “final answer” with 1.5M Scoville. 130k scoville doesn’t sound like that much compared to other, much hotter sauces I’ve tried and actually enjoyed.

    How can a sauce that has that much less scoville be that much more painful? Like does the scoville rating even matter at that point or what determines how bearable a sauce is

    [–] all guests reactions to DA BOMB on Hot Ones season 5 janbalti 24 points ago in hotones

    Da bomb is insane. I’ve got five of the sauces they used for wings on the show at home and DA BOMB is by far the worst.

    My favorite one is actually also the hottest (640.000 scoville), Blair’s Mega Death Sauce cause at least it’s got a great flavour. DA BOMB, even though I think it only has 136k scoville doesn’t taste good, doesn’t enhance the food, it just hurts like hell, far more than any other one i’ve tried

    [–] Xmas Vult janbalti 3 points ago in dankcrusadememes

    I didn’t replace anything i just reposted my meme from like two years ago from this sub

    [–] To sound tougher janbalti 20 points ago in therewasanattempt

    Jesus’ favorite type of gun

    [–] MRW all my imaginary friends want a high five janbalti 1 points ago in shittyreactiongifs

    at least I'll go out finally having achieved something

    [–] Curious orcas inspect a swimmer janbalti 7 points ago in gifs

    really can’t blame them