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    [–] The Trump Strategy On Mueller jbarbarossa 1 points ago in The_Mueller

    I fucking hate the man, but is it or is it not working?

    [–] Why do you think he was masturbating? jbarbarossa 232 points ago in jesuschristreddit

    That’s the first “thanks for the gold” edit that actually improved the comment.

    [–] Now this is something I would pay to see! jbarbarossa 1 points ago in OTMemes

    Now this is something I would pay to see!

    Along with literally every other Star War that comes out lol

    [–] Kids man. jbarbarossa 1 points ago in ContagiousLaughter

    What a fucking narc

    [–] Caption this jbarbarossa 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Obviously these are the key to beating Thanos.

    [–] "Serial" Is Coming Back In 2019 to Investigate the Public School System jbarbarossa 52 points ago in podcasts

    I’m a teacher, so I’m definitely interested. I personally loved season 3, even more than season 1. I can see how people found it tedious (including my wife), but the minutiae of all these institutional decisions that have such incredible effects on peoples’ lives was very interesting.

    [–] Found Daddy Push on okcupid 😳 jbarbarossa 54 points ago in KingPush

    Wow this dude doesn’t look like Pusha T

    [–] Favorite character? jbarbarossa 4 points ago in tolkienfans

    It’s so wild to me that Tolkien created this incredible world where both of these characters can exist.

    [–] Emotes such as “:)” are much better than emojis jbarbarossa 0 points ago in unpopularopinion

    The only emote worth a damn is shruggie. The rest make the people who use them seem really insecure. And old.

    [–] Helm's Deep in the books jbarbarossa 29 points ago in tolkienfans

    What do you mean it is “not as big a deal?” It has a whole chapter assigned to it, and I feel like the entirety of Book Three is all leading up to that pivotal battle, which signals the resurgence of Rohan and the downfall of Saruman (along with the Ent attack).

    [–] It’s true jbarbarossa 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in OTMemes

    No, I don’t care about people liking or not liking a good film. I’m not mad about that at all. That doesn’t bother me. I care about you—and specifically you—being such a fuck face about it. You deserve to be told to fuck off. I’m simply delivering.

    [–] Zion, destroyer of rims....and Shoes! jbarbarossa 2 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    They’ll probably have to partner with Goodyear tires for the Zion 1’s. Now with reinforced sidewalls.

    [–] Damn right jbarbarossa 7 points ago in Libertarian

    Pfffft look at his fucking tough guy face lol

    [–] Keion Brooks jbarbarossa 3 points ago in wildcats

    Oh Christ you got totally wooshed. That’s embarrassing, man.

    [–] Guilty of this jbarbarossa 1 points ago in memes

    This is also what I do. This is actually how they are teaching kids to do addition at school.

    [–] Everyone go see Alita. jbarbarossa 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AMCsAList

    If they had a competent actor and if the two had chemistry, it could work. But as it stands, the movie would be better off without it.

    That’s fine that they followed the source material. I respect that. But also movies need to recognize when a departure from that material would be for the greater good. I just think exploring the cyborg’s humanity through a shitty romance is really fucking cliche and they didn’t pull it off.

    [–] Everyone go see Alita. jbarbarossa 5 points ago in AMCsAList

    “Like” is a strong word because this isn’t a genre I normally seek out, but I still know what works and what doesn’t. Just this year we had “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before,” which was excellent. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone were the only good things about The Amazing Spider-Man franchise. And off the top of my head: It’s Kind of A Funny Story, Brooklyn, Easy A, Warm Bodies...all these had adequate performances and chemistry that at least made the relationship work. You don’t have to have a major in teen movies to know that Alita ain’t working.

    [–] Everyone go see Alita. jbarbarossa 2 points ago in AMCsAList

    We have seen plenty of awkward teenage romances that actually work. This one (where the male actor is so bad, where the 300 year old robot girl JUST FUCKING WOKE UP and falls head over heels with literally the first young loser she stumbles into) is terrible.

    [–] Everyone go see Alita. jbarbarossa 3 points ago in AMCsAList

    Who is talking about Star Wars?

    [–] Everyone go see Alita. jbarbarossa 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AMCsAList

    Whoa. W h o a

    Alita was not good. If you like Robert Rodriguez’s heavy-handed and amateurish style of filmmaking, go for it. The film is not good. It is sort of interesting and has good effects. Some of the fight scenes were pretty good. But a lot of the acting and dialogue is horrific, particularly the love interest (who should never have been in the movie). So much of it is just really predictable and boring. Even the score is super cliche. And they don’t give Mahershala Ali anything to do. A lot of you are applauding the “world-building,” but I found it to be pretty tedious and cumbersome. The scenes are poorly and in some cases nonsensically edited together...

    I was close to walking out. Only reason I didn’t was because I didn’t want to squeeze past other movie goers. That thing was terrible.

    [–] It’s true jbarbarossa -1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in OTMemes

    See? That’s the haughty fuckery I’m talking about. You’re not going to get anywhere with that. You’re a pretentious piece of shit, dude. Go fuck yourself.

    [–] Michelangelo was definitely 100% straight and has absolutely seen real naked women. jbarbarossa 7 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    It’s funny how this is still really incredible. Conjuring those shapes and textures out of rock is unbelievable. But also those are some fucked up titties.