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    [–] Sometimes it’s easier to let go and have a little fun jbarbarossa 3 points ago in teaching

    Hahahaha your kids are cleaning up the classroom to “Hello darkness my old friend...”?

    [–] The Prince of Egypt - An Animated Masterpiece jbarbarossa 1 points ago in movies

    Most people rejected His message.

    They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

    [–] The Prince of Egypt - An Animated Masterpiece jbarbarossa 1 points ago * (lasted edited 17 hours ago) in movies

    did something new.

    Not really. The Princess Bride is a very famous example of a movie that sends-up fairy tale tropes. For examples that explicitly parody specific fairy tales, you should look up Rocky and Bullwinkle’s “Fractured Fairy Tales” from wayyyyy back. I won’t deny that Shrek made a ton of money and started a trend, but it isn’t as original as everyone makes it out to be.

    And I thought we were just talking about Shrek 1, as well, but you’re the one who brought KFP3 into this, so I thought Dreck 3&4 were fair game.

    [–] The Prince of Egypt - An Animated Masterpiece jbarbarossa 1 points ago * (lasted edited 15 hours ago) in movies

    the third one was really underwhelming

    My dude, have you seen the steaming pile of dog shit that is Shrek the Third? And, god damn, don’t even mention the next one...

    I don’t really think it is that smart. Everyone strokes it off like it’s fucking genius. Wow, it parodies fairy tales? That’s low hanging fruit right there. And probably, what, 70% of the jokes are gross-out “jokes”, 20% are boy-this-donkey-is-annoying jokes, then 10% referential jokes. Just not that great.

    [–] The Prince of Egypt - An Animated Masterpiece jbarbarossa -2 points ago in movies

    If it came out right now, y’all would be like “fuck this movie.” If I want a bunch of poop and fart jokes, I’ll go to my little cousin’s birthday party. And don’t get me started on the cringey musical numbers. But is has the nostalgic factor going for it, and a bunch of memes.

    Kung Fu Panda is way better.

    [–] The Prince of Egypt - An Animated Masterpiece jbarbarossa -11 points ago in movies

    Kind of a low bar to clear. Shrek is not that good.

    [–] Lightsaber duel in first person jbarbarossa -1 points ago in StarWars

    Christ, that spin move was slower than Old Ben Kenobi’s on the Death Star.

    [–] These days are so cold jbarbarossa -3 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in gifs

    Eh, just pour some warm water on it

    Edit: wow. I thought the “eh” would sufficiently convey the sarcasm. Y’all are dense as hell.

    [–] I'm not racist.. please give me attention and tell me what a great person I am!! jbarbarossa 5 points ago in shitpost

    And, you know, this guy probably plays online against people from around the world. It is actually a very profound message. Makes you think.

    [–] Teacher Gifts jbarbarossa 5 points ago in teaching

    Shit, I wish I got anything. Usually a card and a candy cane from the damn PTA, and that’s it.

    [–] Photorealism at its best. jbarbarossa 3 points ago in SpidermanPS4

    It looks so, so good in the game. The color and textures are awesome. However, I’m not a huge fan of the black accents on the arms and legs.

    [–] Hes kinda doing ok for himself as an NBA player jbarbarossa 2 points ago in wildcats

    Most fun player in the NBA, fight me. Only Wildcat i’ll change the channel for.

    [–] “I came inside of a woman” jbarbarossa -3 points ago in shitpost

    I wonder if anybody is even ready to be a parent. I doubt it. Especially not the Virgin Mary. Could you imagine? God picking you as a holy vessel? I’d fall out on the spot.

    [–] “I came inside of a woman” jbarbarossa -16 points ago in shitpost

    He never thought he’d be a dad. Wow, ain’t it always like that? Even if you planned it, even if you expected it. Never feels real until that little sucker comes home. Fatherhood is magical.

    [–] People who drive around with their light bars on the highway. jbarbarossa 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in fuckthesepeople

    I hate this shit so much. Even in the daytime, it’s so irritating. Like how much attention do you need?

    [–] “I came inside of a woman” jbarbarossa -17 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in shitpost

    Haha damn, parenthood is a trip sometimes. Woken up by a fart, and still loves his kid. Easy to see why: that’s one cute baby!