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    [–] Joe Harris wins the 3 point contest with a score of 26 in the final round jessezoidenberg 1 points ago * (lasted edited 10 hours ago) in nba

    wasnt harris a 7-1 favorite? shout out to everyone who made money tonight

    [–] Joel Embiid has changed his nickname from "The Process" to "Hulu Has Live Sports": jessezoidenberg 2 points ago in nba

    any commercials?

    [–] Joel Embiid has changed his nickname from "The Process" to "Hulu Has Live Sports": jessezoidenberg 3 points ago in nba

    honestly i cant wrap my mind around this. basketball is usually very expensive to see in person and the experience is rivaled by only hockey in its closeness to the action. gas and parking is a no brainer, to say nothing of public transportation.

    [–] China's economic downturn leads to increased worker protests and strikes across the country - China power jessezoidenberg -4 points ago in worldnews

    how much of that is the empty cities they build exclusively to raise the gdp lmao

    [–] Newly signed funding bill gives NASA’s budget a significant boost. jessezoidenberg -4 points ago in space

    its all going to go to his stupid space force

    [–] We feel you Ashley jessezoidenberg 2 points ago in funny

    wouldnt that be teri ma chuci? teri ma kasi sounds like how is your mom doing, which in fairness could be weird too

    [–] Family valentines day photo... someone had a different idea jessezoidenberg 0 points ago in funny

    *doesnt like

    [–] [Ben Simmons] I can play in this game next year right? #nbarisingstars jessezoidenberg 10 points ago in nba

    ben for roty is an evergreen meme

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    alternative matchups for rising stars game? (self.nba)
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    [–] Frank is literally on this subreddit... jessezoidenberg 24 points ago in nba

    i wanted to believe it was frank ntilikina lmao

    [–] TIL Pistachios are expensive because the trees take up to 20 years to reach peak production, and are "biennial-bearing", meaning a light harvest every other year. The nuts used to be dyed red to hide stains caused by hand picking, most pistachios are now machine picked and dyeing is unnecessary. jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in todayilearned

    can you see how someone could read that and think that it means the opposite of nuts that have had their shells removed (which is to say, unshelled or maybe deshelled)

    [–] TIL Pistachios are expensive because the trees take up to 20 years to reach peak production, and are "biennial-bearing", meaning a light harvest every other year. The nuts used to be dyed red to hide stains caused by hand picking, most pistachios are now machine picked and dyeing is unnecessary. jessezoidenberg 3 points ago in todayilearned

    i think you mean buying the unshelled nuts is a better deal

    [–] From Pre-k to Prom jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in pics

    lmao this kid is hilarious, you can eat shit

    [–] what was the best team lebron beat in the east post 2013, and could they have won a title? jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in nba

    ignore the downvotes, indiana would have been pop's snack

    [–] [New Balance] Kawhi. NB Hoops. We Got Now. (oh yeah, sneaker debut at #NBAAllStar) jessezoidenberg 0 points ago in nba

    fakes an injury for a year

    leaves toronto next year

    "integrity"

    [–] 'Uniquely American': Senate passes landmark bill to enlarge national parks jessezoidenberg 2 points ago in news

    if no one is forced to move because of this, im for it.

    [–] HELLO REDDIT! It's Ben Golliver, NBA writer, for The Washington Post, here to talk LeBron & Jordan & All-Star Weekend. AMA! jessezoidenberg 5 points ago in nba

    do you ever get tired of the sound of your own voice?

    [–] President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in The_Dotard

    now we finally know what this pompous looney gets up to all day

    [–] 'Uniquely American': Senate passes landmark bill to enlarge national parks jessezoidenberg 11 points ago in news

    doesnt this mean more eminent domain seizures of private property?

    [–] Things get heated between Klay Thompson and Zach Collins jessezoidenberg -2 points ago in nba

    /r/fragilewhiteredditor

    [–] Pascal Siakam - 44 PTS 10 REBS 2 AST on 15-25 FG in win vs Washington Wizards. jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in nba

    pascal fucking SIAKAM dropped 40+ ???

    [–] Celtics reportedly believe Rich Paul planted story on Kyrie Irving leaving: ‘It was cheap and underhanded’ jessezoidenberg 31 points ago in nba

    it amazes me how people just sweep that last part under the rug. rich paul is lebron's finger puppet.

    [–] [Wojnarowski] Eleven months after hip surgery, Denver Nuggets guard Isaiah Thomas will make his return tonight against Sacramento, league sources tell ESPN. jessezoidenberg 309 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in nba

    this joke would be less sad if the knicks didnt waste all their cap space the last time they had it on joakim noah and arron afflalo

    [–] IT on role with Nuggets: "My job is not to fit in but to stand out" jessezoidenberg 1 points ago in nba

    LOL

    [–] Everyone knows that Michael Jordan won 6 championships. But did you know that he won 5 of his championships against either the seasons MVP or the seasons MVP runner up. jessezoidenberg 0 points ago in nba

    not to mention rodman would probably sag off constantly in search of rebounds