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    [–] Fairytale finds in Germany jlsmell 1 points ago in pics

    Above the fork in the driveway there appears to be a large dark figure..

    [–] "Put your hands up" jlsmell 44 points ago in funny

    I can just see this unfolding where Dj thief plays hype church hymns

    [–] Challenge accepted jlsmell 16 points ago in madlads

    I’ve been saying that to children all day hahaha

    [–] What’s the scariest story you know that is 100% true? jlsmell 0 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago) in AskReddit

    My buddy’s sister went for a vacation in punta cana for spring break in 2014 for the club parties. She met a local and hooked up with him on the dance floor but was convinced by her group not to go back to his place. A couple weeks later she developed a rash starting at her mouth and it spread so she went to a doctors who took tests. The next day she was urged to go back into the office where 2 FBI men proceeded to question her about her life (hobbies, relationships, travel etc). When they deemed her safe, they provided her with the knowledge that this rare skin disease was only caused by cannibalism. She later provided the locals number and when the Mexican police broke into the mans house there were decapitated people in the freezer

    Edit: ope didn’t see the 100% true part sorry fellas

    [–] A shockingly long grind jlsmell 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Like scoob * intense grinding*

    [–] Sending out resumes jlsmell 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Absurd that it got this popular I say

    [–] I made an infographic explaining why so many county names in Michigan are made up jlsmell 8 points ago in Michigan

    As someone from kalamazoo, in school we were taught it’s derived from the Native American tribe Potawatomi (as other cities in the area are), but this actually makes a lot more sense!

    [–] What happened in Armenia? jlsmell -7 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    ON WHAT MATTER UR GOING TO JAIL BUCKO

    [–] What happened in Armenia? jlsmell -28 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    And it definitely DIDN’T happen:|

    [–] If people used "break-up lines" instead of "pick-up lines", what would some of the best ones be? jlsmell 28 points ago in AskReddit

    Call me Stevie Wonder because I am a talented pianist and am extremely busy performing on my world wide tour, therefore I lament to inform you that our love is over.

    [–] If people used "break-up lines" instead of "pick-up lines", what would some of the best ones be? jlsmell 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My friend used this beauty in 6th grade and that is the basis of why we hang out 8 years later now that I think about it

    [–] Time to move out and on jlsmell 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago) in WhitePeopleTwitter

    You’re a shoe

    [–] Time to move out and on jlsmell 0 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I played baseball in Canada, get involved in ur community punk

    [–] Made sure to use the correct flag jlsmell 9 points ago in dankmemes

    Revisionist historians believe the Spanish did in fact sink our ship to later, succumb to USAs great superiority

    [–] Time to move out and on jlsmell 2 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Hard hit ball on the ground where it rolls or bounces also feasibly hops up off the dirt and face fux ur kid

    [–] Time to move out and on jlsmell 5 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    We aspire to be the stepdad from Hot Rod

    [–] almost jlsmell 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    You’ve been invaluable in the piñata effort thus far

    [–] What is your most terrifying animal encounter? jlsmell 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The true champions of life on earth, ants got theirs after years of drowning the hills, incarcerating individuals with chalk, etc. I was 10 and we were camping in southern Florida when my older brother woke us up screaming and we realized there were probably thousands of fire ants all over the tent, in sleeping bags and right at that moment we began to get bitten by the narsty buggers. They were in our backpacks and clothes and even on our 3 am trip to a hotel we were still being feasted upon. Not sure what made us so delish to this day