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    [–] Democrat Flips Deep-Red Kentucky Seat, The 37th Flip Since Trump's Inauguration joeclark5 1 points ago in politics

    This shows that Democrats can win if they bother showing up to vote. Turnout is their biggest problem. Gun nuts, religious fanatics, and Trump supporters would walk on nails just to stick it to "libruls". Democrats could win big if they were as determined to vote as the morons.

    [–] What do you think about girls with very short hair? joeclark5 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Halle Berry was one of the few women who could get away with it.

    [–] Circle of life joeclark5 1 points ago in TheSimpsons

    I loved this scene, so funny.

    [–] Mother of 4 stabbed to death by homeless man she tried to help, family says joeclark5 2 points ago in news

    I live in a small town and even here, bums are starting to hang around the library all day. They haven't caused any trouble so far but I go there to read and relax, I hate having to look over my shoulder and feel unsafe the whole time.

    [–] Teen arrested for making threats against school, AR-15 found in home joeclark5 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 hours ago) in news

    The law is so stupid, someone is really a danger and they just ignore it but some kid makes a dumb joke and they ruin his life.

    [–] What socially acceptable question is really not okay to ask? joeclark5 2 points ago in AskReddit

    How come you never got married? I just like freedom, money and peace and quiet. I hate the double standard even more, it's considered wrong to ask a woman that question but not a man.

    [–] What is the saddest episode of any tv show that you’ve ever seen? joeclark5 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 hours ago) in AskReddit

    Deaths of Dr. Greene, Lucy, Gant and Pratt on ER. Kate gets shot on NCIS. Sweets murdered on Bones. Andrea and Hank getting shot on Breaking Bad, the whole Ozymandias episode. Fresh Prince, Will's dad leaving him, Will getting shot, Carlton overdosing. Edith's death on Archie Bunker's Place. Sesame Street, the gang telling Big Bird Mr. Hooper died. Homer's mom leaving on Simpsons.

    [–] "Yeah, the waiting, is the hardest part." joeclark5 1 points ago in TheSimpsons

    Ah, they call this a soccer riot? Come on boys, let's take em to school.

    [–] Ladies, please. All our founding fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine. joeclark5 5 points ago in TheSimpsons

    You can't possibly want to ban alcohol, it tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.

    [–] That oughta hold those SOBs joeclark5 6 points ago in TheSimpsons

    Brockman fired. Gabbo still #1 in Springfield.