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    [–] picked something up from IKEA and was pleasantly surprised when i placed it on the belt jpotter0 1 points ago in Perfectfit

    That’s what I was thinking as a former Walmart employee if how the cashier’s gonna pick that up and scan it? Seriously, leave heavy and bulky stuff on the cart.

    [–] Kid thinks she’s Eleven from stranger things and tries to flip car. jpotter0 0 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    My and my brother would sit in the dark and try to summon up our saiyan powers. One time we swore we both saw a flash of energy.

    [–] HMJB while I eat this cookie jpotter0 1 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    I just watched last night’s AFV, too.

    [–] Understandable. jpotter0 64 points ago in pics

    Ran out of ink

    [–] My bill on Valentine's day. jpotter0 1 points ago in funny

    There’s literally 6,969 combinations of bill+tip to get you that.

    [–] What is the saddest song you know? jpotter0 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I cry every time for Tears in Heaven.

    [–] Unpopular Teacher Opinions Thread jpotter0 1 points ago in Teachers

    I’ve asked my school which only goes up to 3rd grade about dress code and haven’t found an admin to tell me about one yet. The only time I asked a girl to change was when she came in and her nipple kept showing out of her stretched out neck hole. Turns out it was her bigger sister’s shirt since her mom hadn’t done any laundry. She was clearly uncomfortable and seemed to pep up when she got an appropriate shirt from the nurse.

    [–] Unpopular Teacher Opinions Thread jpotter0 4 points ago in Teachers

    Thanks to ALICE training, I know where I’m running. I’ll tell the kids where to go, too, but I’m not staying in a building to protect anyone. I’m have a door straight to the outside.

    [–] I should’ve known it wouldn’t work. jpotter0 3 points ago in ExpectationVsReality

    I’ll try again tomorrow, maybe. I’ll let you know, maybe.

    [–] To take a personal day, or to not? jpotter0 1 points ago in Teachers

    This is my question, too, u/nherrman. In my district, personal days must be requested and approved in advance. We only get two per year. Sick days, however, may be used without prior approval and we get 18 per year. Definitely use sick if you’ve got it.

    [–] What is the greatest post or comment you have 'saved' on Reddit? jpotter0 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Camera shutter speed synchronized to road being constructed.

    This was a meta response to the helicopter rotors appearing to be still while taking off due to camera shutter speed matching the rotor blades’ rotations.