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    [–] This guy photoshops smiles onto Eminem kalirob99 17 points ago in funny

    Agreed, I'd pay extra for that feature.

    [–] This website automatically generates new human faces. None of them are real. They are generated through AI. Refresh the site for a new face. kalirob99 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in Futurology

    Something just ain't right with this one...

    Edit 1: Or the milky eyed guy next to this woman:

    I also noticed, the program is tossed off by earrings lol. When wearing them, the pairs rarely match up.

    Edit 2: this last one has a radiating mole, like there's a gravitational pull from the edit

    Edit 3: holy crap the hands were distorted for this one, they look like a seashell from hell

    Edit 4: And I'm done. This kid feels like he's starring in my soul

    [–] Scam through Email kalirob99 3 points ago in Scams

    Based on what you've asked, the accounts legit, in the sense it exists. As for getting info on the account, I doubt an bank would release the information to a civilian, so don't bother.

    My suggestion is sit her down, be patient, bring her here and read through the topics together, maybe even ask the question herself. Reading a few posts where people fell for the check scams should be a sufficient deterrent.

    [–] [Spongebob] Why Spongebob is square kalirob99 3 points ago in FanTheories

    Maybe this is more jest or commentary on circumcision practices in the world?

    Effectively, Spongebob's parents chose to leave him an uncircumcised sea sponge? Or maybe, vice versa?

    I've been awake for 34 hours straight though, so this could be crazy talk lol

    [–] What is your high school crush doing now? kalirob99 1 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in AskReddit

    She's a ballet dancer and was an aggressive girl. She knew what she wanted, she was actually the one who hit on me.

    Ended up sleeping with her a few times, it was a situation where you realize the girls crazier than you'd think and hadmy head spinning st the time.

    Older me questions why I was so blind, along with the what-if scenarios, but there's little I can do now.

    Edit: curiosity got the best of me, I looked deeper, while still attractive, but she's part of the LGBTQ movement and she's a lesbian. So it wouldn't have worked out anyways lol

    [–] I just found out that my grandfather was XO and Air Boss on the U.S.S. Iwo Jima, and that he personally directed the rescue mission for Apollo 13! kalirob99 3 points ago in space

    If your uncle also enjoyed fighting for fun, he would've enjoyed my grandpa.

    He was like an alcoholic Russel Crowe, all for parties and singing. Also firing off his Civil War antique weapons and homemade whiskey. Surprisingly he came off educated... when sober.

    [–] What's the biggest lie the internet has created? kalirob99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    No one likes hearing opinions, least of all a professionals on the internet. Maybe the legal advice boards gotten better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    During the presidential election I received guff for even mentioning being a FBI agent. People are swift for downvote.

    [–] [help] help me stay fat kalirob99 2 points ago in jailbreak

    A coworker was asked to do something similar for his health insurance, and I noticed his activity was a lot higher. I congratulated him for the lifestyle change, only to find out he was cheating. I guess he put his watch on his dominant arm, the watch though his fervent masturbation was exercise/movement. It brought up questions but I didn't want to picture any of the potential answers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] To the Craigslister who sold me these for $60, you are a true amiibro kalirob99 8 points ago in amiibo

    Unprotected sex with strangers wearing stained costumes, dressed like a car or an animal?

    [–] I look like Christian Bale kalirob99 3 points ago in funny

    Wait till you're in your late 30's and your 200 lol. My upper body is muscular, but I look like I fused with dad bod Christian Bale. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] El Chapo 'raped girls as young as 13' - and called them his 'vitamins' kalirob99 2 points ago in news

    Man... the cringe felt like one of those awful videos Ajit Pai used to do to look hip.

    [–] What dire warning from your parents turned out to be bullshit? kalirob99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    That masturbation will make me go blind and hair will grow in my palms. 🙄

    Sure, I need glasses now... and I'm really hairy... but it's no where near my palms.

    [–] [It's Always Sunny] the whole show is made and edited by Dennis kalirob99 16 points ago in FanTheories

    He'd add a laugh track, not to mention he'd have killed off Dee by now.