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    [–] "Do y'all really just let the poop fall into the toilet" killa_ninja 1 points ago in videos

    It’s time to end things. I had to ask my gf right away to make sure she didn’t do this and looks like we’re in the clear

    [–] "Do y'all really just let the poop fall into the toilet" killa_ninja 1 points ago * (lasted edited 16 hours ago) in videos

    I thought this guy was just trolling. After seeing some of the comments I am now alarmed to find out people actually do this. I know have to ask my gf when she wakes up if she does this....I really hope for the sake of our relationship she laughs at how ridiculous it is.

    Edit: SHE DOES NOT! THANK GOD!!!

    [–] Can a ponzi scheme last a long time? killa_ninja 2 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Oh no you’re still gonna have to pay whatever percentage. That’s just for the people getting paid out. Hopefully it’ll just be done away with before then

    [–] Can a ponzi scheme last a long time? killa_ninja 2 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Oh it will. It’s already going to start paying out 75% in the 2030s

    [–] Can a ponzi scheme last a long time? killa_ninja 13 points ago in wallstreetbets

    I mean social security is still around

    [–] Uber parties for IPO were so wild an employee had to resign killa_ninja 6 points ago in wallstreetbets

    I love it! Lol

    I work at a country club. Our Christmas party is usually hosted at another country club. Two years ago someone brought in either vodka or tequila and was doing shots with the girl servers in the restroom. Turns out some of them were under 21. Even better it was the assistant sommelier. Also there’s always people who get too drunk and make a fool of themselves. They always give us drink tickets but the bartenders there aren’t that strict.

    [–] New to dating. What's the etiquette on dating multiple women at once? killa_ninja 1 points ago in AskMen

    Obviously you didn’t catch onto my joke

    He is doing better than a lot of guys having two potential candidates for a gf

    [–] New to dating. What's the etiquette on dating multiple women at once? killa_ninja -1 points ago in AskMen

    New to dating and you’ve already got two gf’s?.......Nice

    You’re already doing better than a lot of guys. If being exclusive hasn’t been brought up then there’s nothing wrong with it.

    [–] Do billionaire Hedge Fund Managers actually commute everyday into the city? like i'm supposed to believe David Einhorn is spending 2 hours a day in a car? killa_ninja 1 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Wtf are you talking about maybachs start at 168k-198k plus options. Nobody buys maybachs anymore. S550s are the civics of rich people. Why would you ride in something that could be mistaken for an S550 when you can get a Mulsanne

    [–] Anyone thinking about hopping onto Luckin Coffee (LK) ? killa_ninja 13 points ago in wallstreetbets

    I’ve never heard of them. They’re in China. More expensive to import coffee beans. And for that reason I’m out.

    [–] Sell Coke fast! killa_ninja 9 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Put some respect on reviewbrah’s name!

    [–] My sister caused a scene at Mother’s Day brunch because we didn’t honor her as a “cat mom” killa_ninja 0 points ago in relationship_advice

    Sounds more like she is having a mid life crisis and the fact that she is not in a long term relationship or has children has made this worse. What she did was extremely selfish. Also how do you excuse a 38 year old for acting like that?

    [–] Time for some Levi puts killa_ninja 2 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Getting your financial news from an NRA magazine. Holy shit I know we’re autistic here but you trump supporters are on a completely different level lol

    [–] How do I get this woke? killa_ninja 7 points ago in wallstreetbets

    Probably a money laundering scheme. They get these ghetto bitches to accept wires/checks and then clear out their account. The transactions are fake and the girls they get are left on the hook. Or it might be an MLM