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    [–] What was the most inconvenient time you've had diarrhea? km8907 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Driving and 20 minutes away from a toilet. I never knew I could clench so hard.

    [–] Redditors who have a job where they go into other people’s homes (plumbers, electricians, etc) what’s the weirdest most disturbing thing you’ve seen while working in a customer’s house? km8907 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm a social worker for the elderly. Not counting the time I found a client on the floor close to death, another client had an infestation of german roaches. Literally every inch of his house was crawling with roaches, on himself too. I couldn't bring myself to sit down, so I just had to two step my way around in the hour or so it took to do his paperwork.

    [–] What is your memory of 9/11/01? km8907 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was in 5th grade. We were watching the news on TV in the class. All the schools closed and called parents and we were picked up.

    [–] What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app? km8907 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Saw a guy bragging about his income and dick size. Otherwise what annoys me the most is a blank bio. Shows you don't even care enough to think up two sentences about yourself.

    [–] This might just be an American thing, but why do grocery stores double up thin plastic shopping bags rather than just make them twice as thick to start with? km8907 2 points ago in AskReddit

    That would probably be more expensive for the store to buy. And it depends on the bagger if they decide to double bag at all. One store in my town they would definitely get in trouble for that since the bags cost them.

    [–] People who’ve lived in dorms, who was your worst roommate? km8907 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Wasn't a particularly bad roommate, but when I was a junior and had 8 freshman roommates. I just had to put one year and I was out. Just so much noise all the time.

    [–] Why didn’t you attend church today? km8907 1 points ago in AskReddit

    1. There's a tropical storm flying over my town so they're closed anyway.
    2. Rona is still a thing so I wouldn't go anyway.

    [–] [Serious] why is considered acceptable, in fiction, for massive age differences concerning immortals with person's who'd still be considered children by modern standards? km8907 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I guess it just depends on where their mindset is. Do they stop aging mentally when they become a vampire? I can't imagine an immoral with so much life experience would ever want to date a teenager unless they are also mentally a teenager.

    [–] What is it like existing without any kind of physical pain? km8907 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Kinda like how you feel when your nose isn't conjested. You don't really notice.

    [–] What advice can you give to incoming college freshmen who don’t know what course to take? km8907 2 points ago in AskReddit

    The good thing about your first two years is that you have to take pretty much the same core classes regardless of what program you want to do. Go talk to your counselor and they'll help set up a schedule.

    [–] mathn't km8907 28 points ago in memes

    I mean, civilians deaths are a thing.

    [–] What is the best story you’ve heard from an old person? km8907 2 points ago in AskReddit

    One of my clients was flying a night mission. I can't remember which war, since he was in a few. Something crashed through their windshield and almost took out the pilot but they kept going. Turned out to be a giant bat. I really wish I had brought a tape recorder to record his stories before he passed.

    [–] Reddit, Why DON'T you smoke weed? km8907 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't want to get fired.

    [–] [Serious] Women of reddit, how much of a dealbreaker is it for a guy to have a vasectomy? km8907 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Deal breaker for me since I want kids. I respect his decision though, hopefully he's upfront about something important like that.