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    [–] You ain't all that. krispyKRAKEN 0 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    We need more Mayaas

    [–] Finally got myself a Harry Potter tattoo! krispyKRAKEN 16 points ago in harrypotter

    Wow. Looks really well done. And one of the coolest HP tattoos I’ve seen.

    [–] Humor: The real reason behind Aquaman making a Billion dollars. krispyKRAKEN 0 points ago in DC_Cinematic

    You just trying to find something to be mad about or what?

    Sure if women love Gal and Brie that’s also a great thing

    [–] Humor: The real reason behind Aquaman making a Billion dollars. krispyKRAKEN -1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in DC_Cinematic

    I think you were trying to say Captain Marvel.

    But either way, who cares. I wish Jason Mamoa all the success, and more power to him if women loving him helps him get it

    [–] Yeah I know, we’ve all heard the rhyme, but this is crazy krispyKRAKEN 6 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Trunks spends one day (real world time) in the chamber and emerges and his hair has grown much longer because within the chamber he aged 1 year. The chamber condenses time which means 1 day passes outside the chamber but Trunks aged a year within it.

    At least that’s my understanding.

    [–] What is one small thing that changed your life for the better? krispyKRAKEN 15 points ago in AskReddit

    I have no expectations when it comes to basketball ever since a dude no less than 55 beat me and my college-aged friends by slinging hook shots for 3...

    The most absurd part was that after the game he got into a yellow Audi TT with the license plate 3PT HOOK

    To this day I’m still shook by that hook.

    [–] Roses are red, WE ARE PENN STATE krispyKRAKEN 14 points ago in PennStateUniversity

    roses are red, its 6:46

    michigan sucks, big floppy dicks

    [–] Movie Suggestion: A Talking Cat!?! krispyKRAKEN 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in hdtgm

    I thought they didnt do direct to DVD releases

    [–] He's ma man krispyKRAKEN 0 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    What’s your energy for Ray Bans? Nike’s vs Sketchers?

    For any item you can think of, a cheaper product exists but that doesn’t mean that people are dumb or there’s something wrong with society for getting a more expensive version because they prefer them for some reason.

    There is a brand called Jaybird that makes a product very similar to airpods. They are also only 80 dollars but the portable charging case only gives about 8 hours more use compared to 14+ the airpods offer. Other than this one detail, they are incredibly similar on paper but they are not exactly equivalent.

    one kind of unspoken feature of airpods is how easily they connect, airpods have a total of one button to initially sync with your iphone and then they auto connect every time after that just by putting one in your ear. You can also seamlessly move between any other apple device after initially syncing them. What that means is you could be listening on your phone pull out an iPad or MacBook or whatever and they will auto connect to that if you start playing music out of it.

    Another example, my phone can be connected to the Bluetooth in my car playing music, I can step out of my car without touching my phone in my pocket and place an AirPod in my ear and my music will immediately resume once my phone senses the AirPod is in my ear.

    It’s easy to say very similar products exist but the devil is in the details and those details are worth it for some people.

    I don’t think anyone is buying airpods for the audio experience, wired over ear headphones will always give you the best performance for price there but if you own an iPhone or other Apple devices airpods offer many features that other wireless Bluetooth headphones do not.

    [–] He's ma man krispyKRAKEN 0 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Or the whole broke joke came about because it’s a funny way to dismiss the many crazed people like yourself that get worked up to the point of saying “inconsistencies in the cultural narrative surrounding them” when talking about a set of Bluetooth headphones.

    Why do you care so much what people buy with their own money? You’re like the techier version of a nosey middle aged housewife. Lol

    [–] He's ma man krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I lost it at that line too. It’s a fucking meme and he’s making it into some reflection on society.

    He’s absolutely furious about what other people are spending their own money on...

    [–] He's ma man krispyKRAKEN 46 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I had airpods before the memes and I think the memes are popular because they are funny.

    [–] Discussion: still not buying the Shazam suit krispyKRAKEN 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in DC_Cinematic

    I was hoping they would go with a shiny silver-white logo that fits streamlined into the suit more and then do some effects on it like glare/lights when he uses powers.

    Like keep the current suit material but have the emblem be more reflective when light hits it rather than light up.

    The suit they have doesn’t bother me much though, it’s decent

    [–] DISCUSSION: Current status of DCEU movies after Shazam! krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in DC_Cinematic

    JL dark, despite me having no real connection to any of the characters is weirdly something I really want to see

    [–] FANART: If Reeves needs a younger actor to portray Bruce Wayne, I can totally see him even if others can't seem to. krispyKRAKEN 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in DC_Cinematic

    Bale was a brick house in Batman Begins too though. I think he was at his smallest in TDK also the suit design doesn’t pad him and make him look even bigger like Afflecks. The Nolan suit was actually kind of slimming.

    But yeah I absolutely love the JL Batman suit though. I like a tanky Batman.

    [–] Fan-Made: john krasinski as Hal Jordan krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in DC_Cinematic

    I agree. That was the show that made me understand why he was almost cast as Captain America.

    [–] Go Moms! krispyKRAKEN 5 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in Tinder

    Nah because they wouldn’t have come out as the mom right when they did. “Mmmm you probably shouldn’t be on tinder lol” isn’t really the same as unmatching. If someone was trying to trap him they probably would have tried to see if he would go along with it for at least a few more messages before throwing the whole operation away.

    [–] There is a socially accepted gender bias in the family court system, and I just wanted to remind everyone that its not ok. krispyKRAKEN -2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in pics

    Is this you in the picture?

    You look like a Hemsworth brother.

    Edit: im not hitting on him, I’m a straight male. Stand down incels, there’s nothing to be jealous about.

    [–] Balenciaga is just $900 Skechers krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    for sure. I feel like it is kind of an immature thing to care about. yet adults are the ones propagating it. Kids latch onto this shit like crazy. There are videos on youtube with 12-14 year olds flexing their multiple thousand dollar 'fits'... Like how is that a flex? We all know you didn't purchase that yourself, you probably rode to the store in a fuckin car seat watching paw patrol.

    I understand liking a name brand over another based on quality of the brand but paying $3000 USD for some purposefully ugly ass sneakers is just stupidity.

    [–] Here is our cute Milk! krispyKRAKEN 5 points ago in aww

    Might want to get that right (cats left) eye checked out. The rim of its eyelid looks... unhealthy

    [–] I scream on the inside too krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    and then the customers demand a replacement and you have a mess to clean up.