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    [–] The squad krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in aww

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    “Oh only three of them are real..”

    “Two of them...”

    “...One of them”

    [–] Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine krispyKRAKEN 3 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Just leave the hatch open and dive. He'll just swim right out eventually.

    [–] Making a 4 foot tall Shark Cake krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in BeAmazed

    The problem is that good fondant is terrible compared to good icing.

    I've had some expensive ass cupcakes with "good fondant" on it. It doesnt have a "bad" taste, it really doesnt taste like much at all. It pretty much tastes like sugar-free icing with the texture of soft playdough. People acting like it tastes horrible definitely must have had bad fondant but I think the hate comes from the fact that its so much more bland tasting than good icing.

    [–] Mozart who? krispyKRAKEN 8 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Patrick Starr

    [–] The comeback. krispyKRAKEN 24 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I see where you’re coming from but to me that part made it worse because it kinda sounds like he is bragging about white privilege.

    And that’s a pretty bad look in my opinion.

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN -2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in funny

    if your wedding day is the happiest day of your life then that’s a pretty damn bleak outlook on the rest of your life.

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN -1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in funny

    Auto correct put the wrong “you’re”

    I see you have no actual response.

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN -1 points ago in funny

    No, it’s definitely trashy.

    Also If your wedding is the “happiest day of your life” then RIP to the entire rest of your life and marriage lmao

    [–] Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in fucking darkness! krispyKRAKEN 6 points ago in PrequelMemes

    I was thinking “What about the droid attack on the fucking wookies?”

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN 19 points ago in funny

    Yup that’s exactly what I said and not at all a stupid reply

    This shit in the OP is trashy and embarrassing. Let it die.

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN 5 points ago in funny

    After the DJs comment I would fucking put it around the girls calf and be done with it.

    Fuck all that superstitious shit.

    [–] Poor Guy . . . Betrayed On Day One krispyKRAKEN 50 points ago in funny

    People also used to shit in the woods and live in caves.

    Some things are better off left in the past.

    [–] The comeback. krispyKRAKEN 21 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    You got offended by that first joke? Holy shit. 1-ply skin on this guy.

    [–] Midichlorians krispyKRAKEN 5 points ago in PrequelMemes

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    [–] IMPORTANT: If you are traveling to London for the Eagles game PLEASE READ krispyKRAKEN 12 points ago in eagles

    My internet seems operational and my couch has not gone bankrupt so I’m all good for this game

    [–] Midichlorians krispyKRAKEN 44 points ago in PrequelMemes

    This meme is one million percent satire and supposed to be shitty.

    [–] Heidi Cruz Torched Over 'Tone-Deaf' Lament About Ted Cruz's 6-Figure Senate Salary krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago in politics

    I’m not arguing. Im pointing out that 174k is plenty. You said we need to make sure they are paid enough. I’m telling you that’s enough.

    [–] Heidi Cruz Torched Over 'Tone-Deaf' Lament About Ted Cruz's 6-Figure Senate Salary krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in politics

    They could easily afford a 2nd house. Seems like they just aren’t good with budgets but then again they are Republican.

    I’m just saying that the problem would be easily solved at no cost to senators if we provided them government apartments... but something tells me they won’t go for that idea because it’s not luxurious enough. And therein lies the problem. Do you become a senator to live a life of luxury or do you become one to serve people and your country?

    You didn’t say we needed to pay Senators more but that we need to make sure they are paid enough to “live in comfort” and I’m just saying that 174k per year is plenty enough for anyone to live in comfort but they want high class luxury, not simply comfortable living. They want two mansions not two comfortable homes. They are paid plenty.

    [–] Von Miller with the nasty dip underneath the right tackle for the strip sack krispyKRAKEN 14 points ago in nfl

    He scooped that ball up on the move like I do when my cat is trying to escape my love.

    [–] Heidi Cruz Torched Over 'Tone-Deaf' Lament About Ted Cruz's 6-Figure Senate Salary krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in politics

    Build some government barracks in DC for them to stay in. Acting like Senators should all have million dollar homes in DC and their home state is absurd.

    [–] Heidi Cruz Torched Over 'Tone-Deaf' Lament About Ted Cruz's 6-Figure Senate Salary krispyKRAKEN 119 points ago in politics

    She means a nice mansion.

    Anytime these people say home they mean mansion. Anything less than a mansion is a shed or shack to them.

    [–] In North Carolina, hurricanes did what scientists could not: Convince Republicans that climate change is real krispyKRAKEN 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in politics

    Seems like this aligns with a lack of critical thinking. You can’t expect people unable to think logically to see a fire coming their way and deduce they should move or do something about it. They look at the here and now in an isolated window. The fire might be moving this way and reasonable people will conclude it will continue that way but to them the fire is still over there and feels pretty good. They only come to the realization that Fire = Bad once they feel their skin burning because there’s no extra reasoning or thinking necessary.

    I honestly believe their behavior isn’t because they don’t think the hypothetical fire is their problem, its just simply that they don’t think.

    [–] Seen in New York City krispyKRAKEN 2 points ago in shittytattoos

    Yeah but WHA T’s with that kerning lol

    It is super meta though and damn did she really go for it.

    [–] I do chalk art for a bar in a movie theater. Pt2 krispyKRAKEN 8 points ago in pics

    How do I get your job?

    Follow up question:

    How do I keep said job with no artistic talent?

    For real though this is awesome! You captured the new venom perfectly.