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    [–] bro what kruemelmonstah 3 points ago in Instagramreality

    That's like being a complete arsehole to someone, them telling you to go away, and you going "but muh free speech!". Of course you're allowed to be a judgemental dick, but this subreddit is for being judgemental of photoshop/filters only. So I'm telling you to find another outlet for your jokes.

    [–] bro what kruemelmonstah 0 points ago in Instagramreality

    That is not what I'm here for. Laugh at fat people somewhere else pls

    [–] Makes me wish for a nuclear winter kruemelmonstah 5 points ago in falloutnewvegas

    It's 3 seconds compared to 0.5, Martha!!

    [–] bro what kruemelmonstah 15 points ago in Instagramreality

    Umm that sounds like fatshaming...

    [–] Just drove 1400klm in 16 hours to rescue this LAD (Zincer) Bullie pup kruemelmonstah 2 points ago in BullTerrier

    Well done! I couldn't do it. Don't zincers need daily massages etc? They really don't have a great life expectancy anyway, sad to see someone starving him.

    [–] Makes me wish for a nuclear winter kruemelmonstah 21 points ago in falloutnewvegas

    I'd rather be killed in one hit by a mother deathclaw than endure the slow death of poison by one of those flying fuckers.

    [–] bro what kruemelmonstah 52 points ago in Instagramreality

    Omg she's a shapeshifter

    [–] Honestly it’s creepy in reality kruemelmonstah 10 points ago in Instagramreality

    She's the only "guru" I follow these days. I think it helps that she lives in Canada and is a little bit isolated from the constant influencer events. Oh, and she's stopped receiving PR packages to reduce waste, another plus in my book.

    [–] Two-faced. kruemelmonstah 93 points ago in Instagramreality

    What the hell, that is quite the difference.

    [–] Pink. kruemelmonstah 2 points ago in Instagramreality

    It looks like framed fetish porn???

    [–] Honestly it’s creepy in reality kruemelmonstah 19 points ago in Instagramreality

    Because he has to face real people, not a camera in his house with a video filter applied.

    [–] Honestly it’s creepy in reality kruemelmonstah 20 points ago in Instagramreality

    Samantha Ravndahl is another one who's both.

    [–] Posts Vs Videos kruemelmonstah 14 points ago in Instagramreality

    Bad comparison as the angle is completely different. Would love to see a snapshot of her at the same/similar angle as the insta pic, although it does look like her video has a skin filter applied.

    [–] Bendin’ bottles. kruemelmonstah 109 points ago in Instagramreality

    And her upper arm is weirdly slim... poor stretched curtain

    [–] New Redeem Code kruemelmonstah 6 points ago in LoveNikki

    Thank you!!

    [–] Maybe she's born with it, maybe its methamphetamine! kruemelmonstah 60 points ago in trashy

    Lol don't worry. In this sub, people seem to think that anyone with dark circles over 30 is on meth. Don't read too much into it.

    [–] Maybe she's born with it, maybe its methamphetamine! kruemelmonstah 1 points ago in trashy

    I'm in the UK, meth isn't popular here. But from what I've seen, her cheeks do not look sunken enough.

    [–] Only cauliflower... kruemelmonstah 6 points ago in 1200isplenty

    My friend's Dobie ate pebbles

    [–] Just got back from Disney World! kruemelmonstah 1 points ago in HaveWeMet

    I hope you disinfected yourself. Stay safe :)

    [–] Maybe she's born with it, maybe its methamphetamine! kruemelmonstah 125 points ago in trashy

    I think the trashy aspect of it is her bringing other people down to raise herself up, with the juxtaposition of a very tired looking smoker calling herself a natural beauty. But I honestly don't know where the meth comment came from, she just looks like any other middle aged working class lady.

    [–] Just got back from Disney World! kruemelmonstah 3 points ago in HaveWeMet

    I once heard that Elsa is just several toddlers stacked on top of each other, so you might have just witnessed the end of her shift.