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    [–] The EU Suppressed a 300-Page Study That Found Piracy Doesn’t Harm Sales longshot 5 points ago in worldnews

    Duh, piracy fills a DISTRIBUTION gap.

    I pay for things that are convenient to buy and I pirate the rest.

    I'm looking at you professional sports.

    [–] Concepts for Crossover Rick & Morty's longshot 3 points ago in rickandmorty

    Needs more Waterworld. Morty is the little girl/Majorino. Rick can either be Kevin Costner OR Dennis Hopper. His choice.

    [–] Parachuting should be 100% manual, giving people an advantage if they time it perfectly, and a risk of damage/death if they don't open it soon enough. longshot 582 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    Parachute release should be 100% automatic, leveling the playing field for those who experience hitching, and removing the risk of damage/death if your machine hitches and doesn't open your chute.

    [–] 47.9mb update longshot 2 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    What is this, an update for ants?!

    [–] IAMA PLAYERUNKNOWN, AMA! longshot 1 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    Just make everything else shorter! /s

    [–] Am I the only one who lost 20 FPS after September patch? longshot 1 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    Can we just remove this post. This has been beaten to death and he has his answer.

    [–] I’m Daryl Davis, A Black Musician here to Discuss my Reasons For Befriending Numerous KKK Members And Other White Supremacists, KLAN WE TALK? longshot 53 points ago in IAmA

    There's a difference between not actively antagonizing people and catering to their every bizarre sensitivity. That is what most people see PC as being. That's why there is a special word for it. What you are describing in the first paragraph is just called "being decent".

    [–] Corey Kluber since June 1st: (154.1 IP, 1.69 ERA, .73 WHIP, 211 K, 3 CG) longshot 10 points ago in baseball

    Pure focus

    I flinch when absolutely nothing happens

    EDIT: Tightpants-Verlander

    [–] St. Louis finest pushing an old woman to the ground. longshot 2 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    I care when they die, I just don't care when people give them shit for not standing up to their shitty colleagues.

    [–] How long should a $999 iPhone last? | The Verge longshot 2 points ago in gadgets

    I'll just spend 0 dollars on it and expect to not have an iphone. Works out fine enough.

    [–] Why is AS server automatically marked? longshot 1 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    Some dev probably forgot to revert some debug code.

    [–] Delta is giving me $800 for each bumped flight. I'm up to 2 so far. longshot 2 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    I would be far too drunk to make this post if I had $1600 bux and 16+ hours of layover.

    [–] ITAP of a white house against the blue sky longshot 1 points ago in itookapicture

    Makes me think of H3H3 and The White Stripes.

    [–] Not all cops longshot 7 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    The fervor was indeed real.

    [–] The largest scar you'll ever see ( humpback) longshot 1 points ago in natureismetal

    I dunno, they're still hugely susceptible to infection by filth.