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    [–] Other humans do this too? mattjh 256 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I’ve done this so many times. The truth is that I’m not isolating myself to deal with my anxiety. I tell myself that, but really I’m avoiding situations that will force me to deal with my anxiety.

    Spoiler: This doesn’t work and nothing changes. Try to accept the anxiety, and be open about it to the people around you. The only thing worse than isolating yourself is keeping it a secret.

    [–] we all live in a yellow submarine mattjh 2189 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    Reminds me of what astronaut Michael Collins had to say while orbiting the moon alone during the Apollo 11 mission:

    As the command module drifted behind the moon, however, cutting off his communication with Earth, he wrote:

    ”I am alone now, truly alone, and absolutely isolated from any known life. I am it. If a count were taken, the score would be three billion plus two over on the other side of the moon, and one plus God knows what on this side."

    [–] Humon plz gib foodsies for my smile mattjh 12 points ago in AnimalsBeingDerps

    For anyone else like me who saw this and thought they recognized the universal sign of canine stress, maybe it isn’t so universal. OP addressed it on IG.

    [–] Nobou Fujita mattjh 2332 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    I had no idea any bombs were dropped on the continental US until seeing this just now. I’m 42.

    [–] Today is your lucky day, don't mess it up . mattjh 665 points ago in nonononoyes

    He handles the awkwardness with such finesse

    [–] practicing the syllable sequence mattjh 1092 points ago in wholesomememes

    My last name is a long Polish one with mostly consonants. Whenever anyone asks me how to pronounce it, I always say something like “Wanna guess? I won’t judge!” Almost everyone tries and gets it right, and then we share a little moment of triumph. Your comic resonates.

    [–] Man gets accused of rape after turning down woman, records conversation (x-post from r/iamatotalpieceofshit) mattjh 3 points ago in quityourbullshit

    This is the kind of shit that makes me unreasonably upset at other women.

    Try to think of it more as getting upset with assholes.

    [–] De Niro: Imprisoning Trump would make America great again mattjh 40 points ago in politics

    “Wrestling is real. People are fake.” - Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts

    [–] Dog and Cheetah raised together are lifelong friends mattjh 752 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    This is awesome and also interestingly common. Cheetahs by their nature are really shy, and dogs tend to make them feel more secure.

    [–] I don't want to finish the game... I'm already squeezing every bit of content out of it mattjh 3 points ago in Witcher3

    I’m currently in this predicament with Dragon Age: Inquisition. I haven’t started the Trespasser DLC because I’ve enjoyed the game so much and I know there’s no more content after.

    [–] One of the coolest shots in the whole series. mattjh 26 points ago in gifs

    Visually stunning but so heavy handed that it’s corny

    [–] Scary Times mattjh 404 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Curious, how can they tell what part of town you’re from by your license plate? Is there a parking zone sticker or something?

    [–] It was never that good to begin with mattjh 62 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I turned 13 in 1990 and was at prime age for the era of angst. This speaks to my self-medicating heart.

    [–] Someone cutting onions in here? mattjh 15 points ago in wholesomememes

    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying

    — Wholesome Memes

    [–] We need more people like this mattjh 35 points ago in wholesomememes

    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying
    Something something onions
    I’m not crying you’re crying

    — Wholesome Memes

    [–] Gets me every time. mattjh 0 points ago in wholesomememes

    It doesn’t add any value. There’s nothing to build off of. It’s a hollow parrot comment.

    [–] Gets me every time. mattjh -34 points ago in wholesomememes

    Who’s cutting onions in here?

    [–] Gets me every time. mattjh -62 points ago in wholesomememes

    Cliche memes

    I said cliché replies

    “I’m not crying you’re crying” is a reply in basically every post here and it’s a cringe factory

    [–] Gets me every time. mattjh -170 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in wholesomememes

    Ugh this cliché reply needs to die

    Good memes like this deserve better

    EDIT: Downvote this all day but we both know that I’m not lying you’re lying