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    [–] How did your job change when the boss hired their friend or relative to work with you? mattreyu 2 points ago in AskReddit

    It was terrible and they were grossly incompetent and fell asleep at their desk all the damn time. Add to that being racist and sexist, overly religious all the time and plain offensive. Thankfully my boss retired and I got his replacement to get rid of the terrible employee during their first month.

    [–] At least it wasn't porn... mattreyu 3 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    If I was running a meeting I'd be less worried about an adult watching porn than paw patrol

    [–] Italy has a real problem with people standing and squatting on the seat to take a shit mattreyu 2 points ago in funny

    There are a lot of places outside of big cities in Italy that still use the squat toilets that are basically a hole in the floor. This notice doesn't seem that surprising.

    [–] This! Walking into the stall to this right here! mattreyu 2 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    someone's parent did a terrible job of teaching them to use the toilet

    [–] “But ma’am, this is a service llama.” mattreyu 1 points ago in pics

    WTF kind of service does a llama give?

    [–] Super Powers mattreyu 0 points ago in funny

    "How about that hat though? Uuuuuugly!"

    [–] Bro. mattreyu 1 points ago in pics

    Bro

    Bro

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    [–] This machine gives one shoe, not a pair... mattreyu 2 points ago in CrappyDesign

    to be fair, most of those are pretty ugly

    [–] US to drop 21 places in global life expectancy ranking by 2040 mattreyu 1 points ago in news

    I don't think it's going to increase linearly when you're already pretty high up

    [–] US to drop 21 places in global life expectancy ranking by 2040 mattreyu 3 points ago in news

    By the year 2040, Americans are expected to live 79.8 years, a slight improvement over the 2016 average of 78.7 years.

    Improved technological and medical innovation, health spending, and assistance to developing countries is expected to help people around the world live longer.

    So it's not a matter of poorer quality for Americans, but large improvements elsewhere.

    [–] Tool to sew hair on a dolls head mattreyu 2 points ago in specializedtools

    It works on people too, but with a lot of collateral damage

    [–] Kid wouldn't stop sucking his thumb, sooo... mattreyu 2 points ago in WTF

    Oh I can understand that, I had a palate expander and several very unpleasant incidents a couple times

    [–] Kid wouldn't stop sucking his thumb, sooo... mattreyu 9 points ago in WTF

    this has to be terrible for eating spaghetti

    [–] So refreshing mattreyu 2 points ago in funny

    I'll take a case of strawbattery

    [–] No officer, Im not sure what happened mattreyu 1 points ago in pics

    that's why you don't import cars from Australia

    [–] The ultimate co-op campaign. mattreyu 2 points ago in gaming

    You'll never get control back