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    [–] When I see a post doing well mattreyu 1 points ago in trippinthroughtime

    Self Portrait - Marie-Gabrielle Capet, 1783

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    [–] Not a method actor mattreyu 2 points ago in funny

    Also the time he cursed a fig tree to death for the crime of not having figs for him to eat (which were out of season)

    [–] I think she’s onto something here... mattreyu 188 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    It's hard enough finding 2 armed veterans

    [–] How parents see their new baby mattreyu 3 points ago in funny

    I was wondering why my newborn was telling me to start the reactor

    [–] What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists? mattreyu 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Fucking dinosaurs. These giant horrible monsters were walking around all over the place, eating each other millions of years ago where we buy our coffee now.

    [–] What will always be trashy? mattreyu 2 points ago in AskReddit

    When you list your education as "School of hard knocks"

    [–] Which fictional death actually cracked you up? mattreyu 2 points ago in AskReddit

    When Professor X died at the end of X-3 I couldn't stop laughing. I was on mushrooms at the time, but there you go

    [–] SexyCyborg Built an Automatic Bartender- a BarBot mattreyu 7 points ago in DIY

    many states have laws against serving people who are too drunk

    [–] SexyCyborg Built an Automatic Bartender- a BarBot mattreyu 3 points ago in DIY

    Now to add a breathalyzer interlock to prevent serving people too drunk and you've got everything you need for a robobar

    [–] Not a method actor mattreyu 16492 points ago in funny

    Turn the other cheek so I can hit that too

    [–] Watch out! mattreyu 2 points ago in funny

    Get your shit together Soo Ho

    [–] I rofled at this, probably old af mattreyu 9 points ago in funny

    some say they're still at large

    [–] What was the worst concert experience you've ever had? mattreyu 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I was at a Cake concert at a brewery a few years ago. My wife and I were at the front, and some drunk girl tried to start a fight with my wife by shoving her out of the way to get closer. I didn't want some chick beating up on my wife, so I got in between them.

    Some guys yelled at me for breaking up a girl fight, then accused me of trying to hit the other girl. They held onto me while the drunk girl took it out on me, punching me a few times in the head. The whole thing broke up quickly, but not before Cake noticed and were like "WTF, is everything okay down there?"

    [–] Found the shirt from yesterday's post! mattreyu 1 points ago in pics

    Can you get it on a button-up collared shirt? I'd love to pair it with a cacti

    [–] Who is the most famous person on social media that for some reason follows you back? mattreyu 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I noticed that he's fairly active on reddit. I imagine other celebs are too, but they probably don't advertise it so people don't bug them

    [–] A McDowell’s opened up in Queens, NY. mattreyu 16 points ago in pics

    When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!