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    [โ€“] And the most creative username award goes to.. mikey5527 1 points ago in 2007scape

    lol. Fill in the blanks.

    a u_i_m = autism

    a u_i_t_c = autistic

    [โ€“] "Purple Punchsicle" ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‘Š cheers from Canada :) mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    I haven't tried any Canadian yet. I like our programs better for the most part, because they allow carts. California has some of the best weed I've had followed by Colorado. The worst weed I've had was when I was living in Iowa (black market), where even their medical program doesn't allow for anything combustible or with more than 3% THC.

    [โ€“] "Purple Punchsicle" ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‘Š cheers from Canada :) mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    At the same time, Ontario only allowed like 25 dispensaries to open. They're all around Toronto, none on the western side of the province, where I always visit.

    [โ€“] Fake news can lead people to form false memories after they see fabricated news stories, especially if those stories align with their political beliefs, suggests a new study, which indicates how voters may be influenced in upcoming political contests like the 2020 US presidential race (n=3,140). mikey5527 3 points ago in science

    And then he came back after a break and corrected the statement.

    Now, before we go to questions, I want to add a correction to my testimony this morning. I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu who said, and I quote, โ€˜You didn't charge the president because of the OLC opinion.' That is not the correct way to say it. As we say in the report and as I said at the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.โ€

    [โ€“] Cops of reddit, whatโ€™s the most bullshit sounding excuse you got that actually turned out to be true? mikey5527 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm talking about a straight up barcode, like you find at a grocery store. I'm guessing they have your file information on there, and the gate guard gets returned identifiable information about you.

    I don't know if there is a security key with all the information stored on the bar or if that is taken from some more centralized system. If it's taken from a centralized system, you would need to physically add yourself into the database before trying out your fake.

    If all the information is stored on the barcode, you would need to figure out the data, check for encryption, then reverse engineer a fake. I'm no expert, but I think it would be hard to perfectly copy that system. If there's a single mistake in the copy, you would be immediately arrested, so you better be sure it works the first time.

    The only time I've seen RFID used is for entry to the airfield. You can only access those once you've gotten on base and been physically checked and had your barcode scanned.

    [โ€“] Cops of reddit, whatโ€™s the most bullshit sounding excuse you got that actually turned out to be true? mikey5527 25 points ago in AskReddit

    That's why the Marine Corps kept 11 general orders.

    To be especially watchful at night, and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.

    No ID, no entry. Sorry, sir. Just following my general orders.

    [โ€“] The time I accidentally ate 800mg mikey5527 9 points ago in trees

    I've had up to 325mg not effect me, so I decided to make some edibles from some ABV. I probably ended up with around 1g-1.5g of THC in it. I ate it, didn't feel anything for 5 hours, then fell asleep. I woke up the next day high off my ass. It didn't wear off for around 36 hours. I can relate.

    [โ€“] u/PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS explains how the current push by the right to label Antifa as a terrorist organization, and to label all liberal protesters as Antifa, is necessary to push the "both sides are the same" false narrative, when fascists/racists are the ones committing all domestic terror. mikey5527 -1 points ago in bestof

    From CNN: The Dayton shooter had an extreme left Twitter feed.

    A Twitter account that appears to belong to Dayton shooter Connor Betts retweeted extreme left-wing and anti-police posts as well as tweets supporting the violent protest group Antifa.

    In the hours before the Dayton shooting, the account โ€œlikedโ€ several tweets about the El Paso shooting, including one supporting gun control and others that called the El Paso shooting suspect a โ€œterrorist,โ€ and a โ€œwhite supremacist.โ€

    The account also retweeted posts against US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, including one that said, โ€œThese people are monsters,โ€ as well as multiple posts condemning police, and supporting Antifa. There were also many tweets of selfies, photos with a friend and ordinary memes and non-political content.

    Don't be so intellectually lazy. Just because he didn't leave a manifesto doesn't mean we can't explore this guy's background and come to conclusions about his motives. He may not have been part of an actual Antifa cell, but he is clearly a supporter of them.

    [โ€“] Do People Move to Access Legal Marijuana? Yes โ€” Meet 'Medical Refugees.' mikey5527 1 points ago in cannabis

    Been saving steadily since I started working at 18, so it wasn't like I saved especially for this. No, I didn't have a job in place, but I easily could have come here with one.

    [โ€“] Mike Tyson says he burns through $40,000 of weed at his ranch every month mikey5527 1 points ago in cannabis

    The numbers are all messed up. If the article is accurate, they smoke 20,000 pounds at $2 a pound. Wish I could find some that cheap.

    [โ€“] Do People Move to Access Legal Marijuana? Yes โ€” Meet 'Medical Refugees.' mikey5527 2 points ago in cannabis

    Why? We have really low unemployment in most states. I just moved to Colorado from an illegal state and it only cost $1,500 plus a small rent increase. Well worth it to be able to use cannabis for my migraines.

    [โ€“] Oil pens and wax are cool, but nothing will ever compare to flower for me. mikey5527 8 points ago in trees

    Currently in Colorado, hitting my vape pen. Can confirm we don't have these problems.

    [โ€“] Whatโ€™s the worst/weirdest paranoid thought you can remember while smoking? mikey5527 3 points ago in trees

    I once wondered what it would be like to progressively lose your senses. First sight, then hearing, then touch, then smell, then taste. It really freaked me out.

    [โ€“] Who else is ready for 16:20? mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    It starts at 0 and goes to 23 (24 total hours). 0 = midnight (12AM), and 1-12 are the same as they are on a 12 hour clock. 13-23 are 1 PM through 11 PM.

    To remember anything past 12, just subtract by 12. For example, if it's 14:32, 14-12=2, so it would be 2:32.

    [โ€“] unpopular opinion: a high tolerance is a waste of weed mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    I like having a higher tolerance. When it's low, I feel like I get too high. When it's high, I can take a couple puffs and feel good for a while without getting too high.

    [โ€“] Went on a grow tour yesterday and was absolutely amazed by the trichomes mikey5527 4 points ago in trees

    Is Colorado really much better? In my city, only medical dispensaries are allowed. I have to drive 30 minutes in order to find a decent dispensary. If I want a cart, which I need (smoking cigarettes in the unit is allowed, all cannabis is prohibited), it's hit and miss on whether I can get an actual strain (think Heavy Hitters Northern Lights), or something like Willie's Reserve Indica, which leaves me guessing about what is actually in it.

    I had a much better time in SoCal, where I was able to have a specific strain in cart form delivered to my front door.

    [โ€“] This monster I grew last summer. The ladder is about 5ft for size. mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    How do you figure? The math is pretty simple. Obviously there would be a hangup with metabolization, but you would still be ingesting the same amount of THC.

    It's like comparing beer to everclear. You would need to drink around 22 oz of Busch Lites in order to get the same amount of alcohol as 1 oz of everclear, but you're still ingesting the same amount of alcohol at the end of the day.

    [โ€“] This monster I grew last summer. The ladder is about 5ft for size. mikey5527 1 points ago in trees

    At 0.3% THC, you would need to smoke 60 times as much to get the same amount of THC as something like OG Kush.

    Did you miss this part? OG Kush has around 20% THC. That's 60 times (67, now that I check the math) as much THC as hemp is allowed to have. I'm just making a comparison to show how little THC hemp has and how much of a waste of time it would be to ever try to get high from it.

    I never said you would get high, and I don't think anyone would ever think to smoke 60+ joints in a single sitting. In fact, my message was the exact same as yours, just stated differently.