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    [–] *internal screaming* monkey_trumpets 2 points ago in funny

    This guy always looks like he's got the shits and he's on the losing end.

    [–] What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex? monkey_trumpets 11 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm going to tell my husband to use this to explain to our kids how sex works for a man. Thank you for the world's most dry sex talk ever.

    [–] Payless ShoeSource to close all 2,300 stores monkey_trumpets 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in news

    I always felt bad for the employees having to sit in those airless chemical infused stores. Their shoes were cheap and it's not surprising that they're closing. To follow up on this topic, why the hell is it so hard to find shoes for kids these days? Walmart has nothing for older kids, Target has almost nothing too. Other stores like Fred Meyer are really frigging expensive ($50+) for something that the kid is going to wear for a year? I finally went online and bought one pair of shoes at Walmart and one at Amazon, keeping my fingers crossed that they would fit. And it's the same with clothes. I tried to find my daughter some shirts at Target, it was February and all they had was summer stuff. Everything at Walmart is the crappiest quality. Department stores also only have the crappiest quality, but there it's twice as expensive as Walmart. In general why is everything is so difficult anymore? Being a parent isn't hard enough?

    [–] Amazon will stop expanding in Seattle monkey_trumpets 0 points ago in SeattleWA

    People can change jobs. And there's no reason for them to close the Seattle office if they open a Tacoma one.

    [–] Amazon will stop expanding in Seattle monkey_trumpets -1 points ago in SeattleWA

    Who said they don't have tech talent? U of W Tacoma has IT programs, and I'm sure there's a lot of IT workers down around and in Tacoma, my husband being one of them.