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    [–] Almost shark food. morningride2 1 points ago in gifs

    I like how the wahoo has one of the fastest swimming speeds. Wahoo!

    [–] Steven Tyler opens home for abused girls morningride2 1 points ago in Music

    He opens a home for abused girls and idiots on Reddit are talking about sexual abuse allegations. Fuck you guys, he’s doing something positive with his money and fame you pigs. People are enjoying this sexual abuse witch hunt a little too much....

    [–] What was your very first job? morningride2 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Dishwasher at a pub. I then graduated to line cook and now I’m a pharmacist.

    [–] Who is spam pinging my keystone? morningride2 1 points ago in leagueoflegends

    Just mute all the pings and take them off one at a time

    [–] hmmm morningride2 1 points ago in hmmm


    [–] All grown up morningride2 2 points ago in aww

    10/10 would boop snoot

    [–] This vanity tag morningride2 -2 points ago in pics

    No, you’re Mom

    [–] A co-worker is having a girl. Thought we'd congratulate him. morningride2 1 points ago in funny

    I had a hospital visit for ruptured appendicitis when I was 16. When I got home, my friends had turned EVERYTHING in my room upside down. Literally everything. Books, bookshelf, dresser, desk, bed (fully made with sheets), laptop monitor. They even got me balloons! Which they taped to the floor and then taped the tails to the ceiling. It was the most hilarious and yet pain in the ass experience I’ve ever had. They then threw a surprise appendix party for me but I wasn’t invited because only people with appendixes were on the list. They picked me up and I went to the party anyway lol.

    [–] Drug users of Reddit, did you ever take something where you instantly thought: "never again"? If so what was it? Did you do it again? morningride2 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I did a bong rip of salvia and went to hell. It was an absolutely terrible experience. Reality faded out and I was standing in a black room, completely devoid of light. Then the sides started lifting and a giant metal vice was slowly closing on me. I was listening to modest mouse at the time (the world at large) and the line “you said that you did but you didn’t understand” repeated over and over. There was a giant demon head laughing at me, the vice closed and I died. Then I snapped out of. When it was over, a different song was playing. My brain just repeated the line from the previous song over and over from the moment I started tripping for the entire trip.