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    [–] How long until we’ve quoted the entire show? + My favorite quote museloverx96 7 points ago in psych

    Actually two scenes never fail to make me laugh

    Gus: Your silhouette should be on a mud flap

    Shawn: That's the weirdest flirting I've ever heard

    From The Tao of Gus

    And also

    Juliet: Shawn, you're acting like a child

    Shawn: I am not acting!

    From Neil Simon's lover retreat

    [–] This warms my heart museloverx96 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in wholesomememes

    I think this is a case of people having different worldviews hahaa.

    It does feel like a lot of wholesome memes are just reposts or karma grab, but I like Winnie I guess.

    Hope your day goes well fam, or at least isnt extra sucky or anything.

    *deleted my other two comments bc i feel like i shouldnt be so invested in memes

    [–] S3E11 The Book Of Dougs: Episode Discussion museloverx96 5 points ago in TheGoodPlace

    That was also Eleanor's response to Chidi questioning Jason after Jason talks about his favorite smell!

    [–] Perfect rice ball maker museloverx96 9 points ago in gifs

    Their 'argument' is kinda lame tho. It's not too hard to roll the rice balls by hand but it is sticky and you can only do one at a time so it'd take longer as well.

    [–] Scratches museloverx96 5 points ago in bigboye

    It's always for the memes.

    [–] Scratches museloverx96 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in bigboye

    Did you say that bc she has dread locks?

    Idk if you meant it this way or not, but I am not a fan of the way vegan seems to be synonymous with the admittedly annoying, "calls everyone awful meateaters" type.

    I mean maybe the outspoken ones are, but being vegan in itself is just a lifestyle choice right?

    Edit-was bc i submitted the comment before writing everything out by mistake

    [–] YSK your reason for living is absolutely and perfectly valid. If you’re staying alive for: your cat, dog, fish, your favorite show’s next episode, next football season, a phone call, a friend, a project. Your reason for staying alive, your life, are all valid and worthwhile. museloverx96 3 points ago in YouShouldKnow

    Have you read the myth of sisyphus by camus? The whole essay is about the question of suicide through an existentialist reasoning, but Camus argues that one should continue living in the face of absurdity, but he does so with a genuinely convincing reasoning.

    Oh, no, we definitely shouldn't think less of those who take that route! It's painful for everyone involved, but life can be the cruelest crucible and no one really makes it out in the end.*

    [–] Now that Brooklyn Nine Nine is on NBC... museloverx96 6 points ago in brooklynninenine

    What would be confusing is that Kevin is Shawn, but yes I love both shows so I'm down for a good crossover

    [–] Once waited too long to pee and now it hurts every time I pee museloverx96 16 points ago in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

    You should go to a doctor, but yeah it sounds like a UTI, which if left untreated can be a way bigger problem later on.

    [–] Empathy should be practiced at all times museloverx96 6 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    You said it way better than me! My mom and I are both stubborn, but I've grown up knowing she rarely bends her will and through trial and error and tears and frustration, i just know telling her straight up she's raising me and my brother in distinctly different ways hasnt helped.

    But our relationship has gotten better over the years and part of it was me growing up and realizing I never want to be so unwilling to change, and the other part being subsequently adapting my behavior to get my best outcome.

    [–] Empathy should be practiced at all times museloverx96 120 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Sure the dad was the one who's obstinate and apparently unwilling to sympathize, but if everyone digs their heels in and refuses to ever change or compromise in anyway, how would people ever in their lives get along with each other??

    At least with my parents, if they react in a manner that I feel is incongruent with the situation, I won't assume it's because they're inherently assholes completely unwilling to change, but that it's a generational and cultural barrier that I could get past if I'm a little more flexible in my behavior.

    [–] Mirin the best we can! museloverx96 3 points ago in DogsMirin

    Ziggy Stardust is a fantastic name!

    [–] Why does Netflix censor subtitles like I'm a fucking child? museloverx96 8 points ago in netflix

    Wait what qualifies as in vain? Bc you used the word God in your comment but not in conjunction with damn so I'm just curious

    [–] "It's just hair, it'll grow back!" -- Fuck you museloverx96 14 points ago in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

    Commiseration tends to help, and while this post is about something that isn't a major deal for most people, it is for OP or I'm assuming she wouldn't have made it on an obscure subreddit like this one.

    Sorry to hear you got a bad haircut this time OP! At 12 years old, my hair length was down to my waist and a part got caught in a vacuum cleaner so i had to get that part cut off and i cried for ages after, but honestly i forgot that happened until now. It sucks, pinning your bangs might work, but honestly everyone's had a bad haircut at some point, so if you own it, you can laugh with your friends about it!

    [–] AITA for refusing to pay for a dinner I was invited to at my friends house. museloverx96 8 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Op of this comment thread is asking for more info before they can definitively state whether OP is TA or NTA. But they gave a parallel situation to serve as a comparison to show more clearly what they mean. That's how people tend to talk IRL, at least in my personal experience.

    [–] ima sick frick museloverx96 6 points ago in wholesomememes

    Idk why, but i thought it was like a pg version of a song lyric from I love it , and i went to the comments expecting someone to have written a copypasta of that song in the point of view of these two ships as opposed to kanye and lil pump.

    Actually a teeny bit dissapointed that's not the case hahaa

    [–] πŸ”₯ Whale watching did not disappoint. museloverx96 8 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    Right?? When we went whale watching June '16, our guide were telling us how boats are required by law to keep a certain distance from where the whale is seen, at least in Alaska.

    [–] ULPT: If you decide to adopt kids, tell them that if anyone makes fun of them for being adopted, they should say "At least I was wanted. You were probably a mistake and your parents didn't have the heart to tell you.". museloverx96 5 points ago in UnethicalLifeProTips

    Okay sure, but that just proves all of this is obviously relative.

    So what I'm saying is, just give importance to the ones who performed the ACTUAL role of parents i.e. providing food, shelter, and most importantly (although again sadly this isn't universal) love and guidance so that the kid is actually competent as an adult.

    [–] Big mealtime taps for this Alaskan wolf! museloverx96 5 points ago in tippytaps

    I wanna say Alaska, but who the heckle knows