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    [–] To make a smoothie mvln 1 points ago in therewasanattempt

    Not sure why this reminded me of the baby scene in Trainspotting...

    [–] 22y/o, I’m that 1% Filipino who CAN’T sing, dance and is not becoming a nurse. Happy Roasting! mvln 768 points ago in RoastMe

    The embodiment of every Filipino parent's worst nightmare.

    Please, give my condolences to your parents.

    [–] The Daily Check-In for Friday, February 8, 2019: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! mvln 1 points ago in stopdrinking

    Newb here. 18 days prior to last Friday. 5 prior to yesterday. Back at day 1.

    I will not drink with you today.

    [–] Introverts don’t want to go but still want the invitations mvln 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    There needs to more people like you in this world. As an introvert, bless your heart.

    [–] TIFU by overestimating my clit and losing sight in one eye. mvln 2 points ago in tifu

    This is the funniest thing I've read all week and I've been having a shitty week, so thanks!

    [–] Local punk shows? mvln 2 points ago in AskSF

    You might want to check Thee Parkside's event calendar for shows. They're in Potrero Hill.

    Fat Wreck Chords did their 25th anniversary party there a few years ago. Also, when you Google it, make sure you use two e's (there's an Irish pub in the sunset called The Parkside).

    [–] Trump ‘very pissed off’ at former White House aide’s tell-all mvln 2 points ago in politics

    Oh, come on. We all know he didn't read it. Probably couldn't even sit through a brief synopsis of it.

    [–] To the girl my fiancé is flirting with mvln 1 points ago in offmychest

    I'm sorry you're going through it right now... But I love that you ended with, very matter-of-factly, "he sucks donkey dick."

    Keep your head up, OP.

    [–] TIFU by not locking my dogs out of the room during sex mvln 2 points ago in tifu

    Holy shit, this thread is hilarious! Didn't realize getting a nose or a lick in the butt was so common...

    [–] "I know you can hear me PETA, SEND HELP NOW!!!" mvln 1 points ago in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

    OP, can I steal this and make it my PSN avatar? Hahaha

    [–] "Meet Vivian" mvln 10 points ago in KatherynWinnick

    I dig the redhead look.

    [–] This dad's surprise to his daughter mvln 1 points ago in wholesomememes

    At first, I thought, "Giving that book to a recent graduate is so unoriginal."

    Then I read the rest of it. 😢

    [–] What’s your go-to beer? mvln 3 points ago in beer

    Racer 5

    [–] What are some underrated combinations? mvln 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Cream cheese and flamin' hot Cheetos.

    [–] Native American Vietnam Veteran Speaks Out After MAGA Hat-Wearing Teens Harass Him mvln 5 points ago in politics

    Catholics don't believe in using contraception. I'd think this is a strong argument as to why they should reconsider.

    Fucking kids. I have no hope for the future of humanity.

    [–] I embroidered a clicker! mvln 1 points ago in thelastofus

    Holy moly. This is amazing, OP! How many hours did you put into this?

    [–] Savory Oatmeal mvln 7 points ago in EatCheapAndHealthy

    I discovered savory oatmeal a few days ago and that's all I've been eating (using steel cut oats).

    Got some andouille sausage, and am going to try a gumbo inspired one tonight.