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    [–] College Football Fans Week 3 ndjs22 1 points ago in CFB

    How can I get you a UAB shirt? Then again most our games are on ESPN+ and it's not worth my own subscription, much less buying yours lol

    [–] "You don't even take care of yourself" ndjs22 3 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    The theory behind that is generally people who don't over sanitize expose their immune system to more germs, making it more robust. Even though doctors probably sanitize more than most people, unless they're a specialist their exposure to germs is substantially higher than most. Works for me too, I'm a pharmacist and haven't gotten sick in years.

    [–] What are some of the most mind-blowing facts about the United States? ndjs22 4 points ago in AskReddit

    You think that, but then it just turns to ice which is way worse. Alabama drivers can't handle snow, and when it all turns to black ice it's even less fun. Doesn't help that we just don't have snow/ice infrastructure here either.

    [–] Retiring on top. So long suckers! ndjs22 35 points ago in TalesFromThePharmacy

    I've had people who felt like two minutes was long enough that they got out of their car and tried to walk to the window. They almost lost a hand when I pulled the drawer back in when I saw what was happening.

    [–] What would be the worst items to find in a second hand store? ndjs22 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I mean, like 20+ years so far and I dunno why I would need new ones. Apparently I'm wrong but it's not the first time haha

    [–] What would be the worst items to find in a second hand store? ndjs22 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm getting married in a month and don't really see the need to buy new (or used) kitchenware beyond that really. I guess maybe the odd utensil or something, so your point is well received.

    [–] What would be the worst items to find in a second hand store? ndjs22 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I feel like that's a helpful hint I'll have the opportunity to use exactly once in my life.

    [–] Wayne County leader wants to make it harder to buy bullets ndjs22 30 points ago in NOWTTYG

    Is there more than one of these Second Amendments? That's definitely a plural use of the word amendment.

    Additionally, I find it unusual they wish to educate people about a right listed in an amendment and pay for it by depriving people of said right.

    [–] Stream for the Preseason Games Against the Panthers ndjs22 1 points ago in Predators

    Weird I got like seven notifications about the last goal, for hours after the game.

    [–] All this talk about Spiderman, but let's not forget... ndjs22 32 points ago in gaming

    You have been banned for failure to include use of the word "gem"

    [–] #1 Alabama opens as a -26.5 favorite over #22 Texas A&M ndjs22 2 points ago in CFB

    UAB is 1-0 vs Saban, and we did that with Watson Brown. Can we count this?

    [–] [2018/09/14] Birmingham (AL) homeowner shoots home invasion suspect ndjs22 3 points ago in dgu

    I used to live near this neighborhood (thankfully no longer) and our dog just pooped under the table when somebody broke in. 😑

    Thanks to video cameras the dude was arrested less than 36 hours later at least. Never did get my Nintendo 64 or WCW vs nWo World Tour back though.

    [–] Bronx teacher who performed oral sex on 14-year-old gets 10 years probation, avoids jail, keeps teaching certificate ndjs22 1 points ago in news

    I read this perfectly gender neutral headline with it's specific, straightforward reference to a single act and no use of words like "assault" or "rape" and had an idea about the genders involved. I was correct.

    [–] The ‘Painbow’ ndjs22 25 points ago in HadToHurt

    The Friar Tuck, which could have been avoided by using either more or less tuck on the jump.

    [–] Corporate Assholes ndjs22 12 points ago in TalesFromThePharmacy

    It doesn't have to actually exist for corporate to want you to use that "down time" to accomplish whatever ridiculous task they most recently came up with.

    [–] God help us all ndjs22 245 points ago in facepalm

    I mean, who really is facepalming when you're posting fake headlines?

    [–] CA attempts ammunition control ndjs22 3 points ago in NOWTTYG

    Dangerous in what way? It functions exactly the same in the body, it just is formulated in such a way that when you try to process it to make meth it doesn't work. From what I understand (I'm not Walter White lol) it becomes a goopy glob and won't mix properly, but I'm not positive on that.

    It still works great if you take it as directed, the way the body handles it isn't affected. You also still get the same side effects (increased heart rate, can keep you up at night, etc) so it's still not a great choice for any patients with cardiac issues.

    [–] "I know you close in five minutes but can I wait on this perscription?" ndjs22 10 points ago in TalesFromThePharmacy

    I love when they tell me the customer is always right.

    Notwithstanding the fact that the saying just is not true, they're not customers. They're patients so we'll see you in the morning?