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    [–] I just wanted to smoke a bong ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in Tinder

    Atmos Jump. Cheap, easy to use, does the job fairly well imho. Might upgrade if it ever breaks but it’s doing pretty well 6 months in.

    [–] I'm feeling lonely, what are you up to now? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    I’m in bed on the last night of my annual week long ski holiday with friends. It’s the first holiday I’ve taken without my wife and kid since my kid got old enough to talk/interact properly and I realised how much fun I’m having with my friends doesn’t make up for how much I miss them.

    Not a NSFW answer, but this week has made me realise I’m a dad instead of a lad now.

    [–] What would be your ideal Valentine's day? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    We have a toddler, so honestly just an hour to ourselves would be fucking amazing.

    [–] Which product, if owned by another person, makes you immediately judge that person? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Still very much alive in the U.K. It’s sold at a discount sportswear chain, so you see younger kids and poorer people wearing it. Not judging; people buy what they can afford.

    [–] Older siblings of Reddit, what's your best "no one picks on my little bro/sis but me!" moment? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Punched the kid bullying my brother. Nearly got expelled until loads of other kids came forward and the extent of his bullying became apparent.

    [–] Adults of Reddit, what advice do you have for people just becoming adults? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Get a pension (and pay into it every month!), and put as much as you can into long-term investments (low-cost tracker funds, for example). I started my pension at 24 and when I get my annual statement each year I feel more comfortable about being secure when I’m old as fuck and want to go on cruises.

    [–] [Serious]What emotions an adult can feel but a child can't? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Depends how young the child is. My kid is 2.5 and as she’s grown we’ve been able to spot when certain concepts have started taking root in her brain.

    [–] Whats something that's absolutely unacceptable, yet we put up with every day? ne0nnightmare 40 points ago in AskReddit

    Collect it all up, put it in one of the pre-paid envelopes included with some of the garbage catalogues that get shoved through the door, and waste their money.

    [–] Whats something that's absolutely unacceptable, yet we put up with every day? ne0nnightmare 192 points ago in AskReddit

    And often during peak office lunch break hours, in my experience. YOU HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY TO BUY YOUR MICROWAVE MEAL FOR ONE, DORIS, DON’T CLOG MY HALF HOUR BREAK.

    [–] You are given 24 hours warning that THEY are coming, how do you disappear? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Empty my bank account first, then do all that. UK isn’t huge, but not hard to disappear if you’re careful. Use cash, stay off the motorways, hide your face, don’t draw attention to yourself.

    [–] [Serious] For those of you who suffer from anxiety, what has truly helped you to manage your anxiety long-term? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Recently been high works well for me too. I use a weed pen and find that a tiny tiny hit, juuuust enough to feel it in the back of my brain, sorts me out for 24-48hrs.

    [–] People that can't sleep without doing certain things, what are those certain things? ne0nnightmare 10 points ago in AskReddit

    Window open, even in winter. Heck, ESPECIALLY in winter - a cold breeze on your face while the rest of you is toasty under the duvet is about as good as it gets.

    [–] You are given 24 hours warning that THEY are coming, how do you disappear? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Buy a used car for cash under a fake name and drive to a remote area the far end of the country.

    [–] What gift would make you happy if you never received it, again? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Beer. I love beer. I drink a lot of beer. But that means people buy me beer for every gift-giving occasion. I’d love some comics, clothes, or anything I wouldn’t buy for myself every time I go grocery shopping.

    [–] Suburban folks, what are some things city folks and rural folks won't understand? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Close enough to the action to walk to the shops and pubs, far enough out that I walk my dog through open countryside and it’s quiet at night.

    [–] M or F have you ever been hit on by your significant other’s friend what did you do ne0nnightmare 5 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    When I was 17 my girlfriend’s (not close, but in our wider group) friend took every opportunity she could to say how she wanted to fuck me. She’d do it openly in front of whoever was there, including my girlfriend. At first I was flattered, but I was absolutely not interested and she wouldn’t stop after politely saying no the first 5 or 6 times. It started getting creepy and I ended up being outright nasty to her until she stopped hanging around with us. Not the smoothest way of handling it but as a teenager I wasn’t the most emotionally sensitive person.

    [–] HMRB while I slide down the slope on my stomach ne0nnightmare 8 points ago in holdmyredbull

    Travis Parker is my absolute favourite snowboarder of all time. The sense of fun he brought to videos while everyone else was being gangsta was a breath of fresh air, and I bought dvds with him in no-question because I knew they’d be awesome - Bikecar was a particular favourite.

    Internet stranger, please high-five your cousin for being rad as hell.

    [–] What is something gaming related that you used to love, but no longer have interest in anymore? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Anything without an end goal. The Division, for example.

    Since becoming a parent I have little time to game, so I want to switch on, smash out a level, and switch off.