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    [–] “Oh no, not again” Mr Heggie @ Frontier Tattoo Cardiff ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in tattoos

    Aw sick man! I'm getting tattooed by Mr Heggie in a couple of weeks and am super excited about it.

    [–] People who dated compulsive liars, what was the least believable lie that person tried to tell you? ne0nnightmare 23 points ago in AskReddit

    Not dated, but I work with a guy who must weigh 300lbs (and has done for 30 years - I've seen his old school photos) and swears he was a spy for the British government and manned the tail gun on a B52 while being shipped behind enemy lines during Gulf War 1. He blames his bad knee on embedded shrapnel, when it's clearly embedded pies.

    [–] Other than "moist", what is a word or phrase that you absolutely cannot stand? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Every time someone says "vintage" when they mean second-hand or old it makes me want to start stabbing. And "glamping" can fuck off as well. I should have more important things to get angry about, really, but I don't.

    [–] What do you collect & why? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Magic the Gathering decks. Because I hate having any money left a week after payday /s

    [–] What are some tips you can give to people who just moved into their own place for the first time? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    2 minutes a day keeping the bathroom tidy avoids several hours of cleaning up hardcore filth a couple months down the line.

    [–] What are your favourite podcasts to drift off to sleep to? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I struggle to sleep to MBMBAM. There's too much excited shouting in there, and the Money Zone intro music is pretty loud and sudden.

    [–] What’s the most interesting country you’ve ever visited? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Japan. It's beautiful and insane in equal measure, and simple things like just going to the supermarket or using the toilet were crazy compared to home.

    [–] What would your life be like without internet access? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm old enough to remember life before the internet. It was generally fine. It was nice not having everyone's face in their phone down the pub, but finding new music / studying was harder, and I got lost quite a lot of the time.

    [–] What's the strangest feeling/emotion you've ever experienced? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I once sneezed and farted at the same time while I was taking a piss. Felt like I'd briefly changed dimensions.

    [–] Christmas is just around the corner, what's a good way to get out of buying people / having them buy you Christmas presents? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I put out an annual FB post around now saying "my gift to you is not having to get a gift for me." And we tell family we're only getting presents for the kids. Saves so much time, money, and stress.

    [–] Weird Al joins Weezer to cover Africa by Toto ne0nnightmare 6 points ago in videos

    I’ve seen Weezer live a couple times. Rivers isn’t a great singer but the overall vibe is so fun it doesn’t really matter. The crowd does most of the singing anyway.

    [–] Hard work at school vs. hard work at work ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in funny

    I worked for the NHS one summer and regularly finished an entire days worth of work by 10am. The amount of money wasted on useless employees in the NHS is ridiculous.

    [–] What do people take way to seriously? ne0nnightmare 41 points ago in AskReddit

    Totally. Life’s too short, man. You’re a long time dead. Chill out, have a nice glass of wine, just fucking relax. As long as your bills are paid, your family are happy, and you’re not actively trying to piss people off, who cares about anything else.

    [–] Europeans who visited America, what was your biggest WTF moment? ne0nnightmare 28 points ago in AskReddit

    Europe isn’t one country. The U.K. is pretty much non smoking, but in France it’s basically illegal not to smoke if you’re older than 9.

    [–] What activity is socially accepted but actually borderline psychotic? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Same here, which is why before I got married and had kids I didn’t take all my vacation time. Now I make them happy for a few weeks a year but am massively stressed myself before, during, and after a holiday!

    [–] What activity is socially accepted but actually borderline psychotic? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in AskReddit

    Local government.

    Edit: ...so there’s no money for extra people because raising taxes to actually get an efficient service would be political suicide for the current leaders.