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    [–] Whatever blows your goat ne0nnightmare 41 points ago in malaphor

    Whatever floats your goat.

    [–] What do you proudly do "wrong?" ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I relearned at 35 so I that didn’t pass on my fucked up lace game to my kid. Now I do it the “right” way I don’t know how I survived being wrong for so long.

    [–] Besides soup, what’s your go to cheap food? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Dammit. Was high, saw soup, and went with it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] Which modern country would be hardest to invade and why? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Switzerland. The Swiss have compulsory military service, keep their guns and equipment when they leave where they continue to serve as a militia/home guard, and the only way in is through the mountains.

    [–] People of Reddit, how do you cope? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A bit of yoga, a cold one with the boys, and the odd snifter of quality weed.

    [–] What makes you feel old? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Raiders of the Lost Ark came out 36 years ago.

    [–] What makes you feel old? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    My driving license is now old enough to drink.

    [–] Besides soup, what’s your go to cheap food? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Vegetable soup. Get a handful of fresh veg for about £1, butter, water, some MSG, purée it, lovely.

    [–] How to beat a speed camera ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in funny

    I’m high and laughed my tits off at it. I’m having a great time.

    [–] Tony Blair confirms he is working to reverse Brexit ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in worldnews

    Especially considering there was no requirement for the government to act upon the outcome of the referendum. It was a non-binding opinion poll, not a formal vote to actually do the damn thing.

    [–] WHO do you want to be with right now, but circumstances won't allow it? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    My wife, but we have a hyperactive toddler who absolutely refuses to sleep (we’ve tried everything, believe me), so we’re constantly both exhausted and haven’t had much time alone together in the last 2.5 years.

    [–] What is your favourite poem? ne0nnightmare 12 points ago in AskReddit

    Not a poetry person, and never heard of this chap before, but this has tickled me. I think I’ll go read about him some more.

    [–] Non-British Redditors, what is one thing about British culture you would like to have explained to you? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Could be wrong, but I heard it came from the army, trying to hide the tip of their cigarette (and avoid being seen) by cupping it in their palm. It also stops other people getting burned when you walk down the road waving it about and shouting at your feral children.

    [–] What is the most ridiculous example of "cheating" in a relationship that you've heard? ne0nnightmare 8 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    I know a dude whose wife’s like this. We went on a good friend’s stag do and this guy who wasn’t allowed porn was the most wild in the strip club because he was like an unsupervised kid in a candy store. Dude was having private double dances to himself. Legend.

    [–] ARAD, what are some traditions you opted not to follow? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    I skipped my MA graduation because my BA one was a bullshit waste of time and money. Fun fact: not attending graduation makes you a graduAND rather than a graduATE.

    [–] Was at a 5th birthday party today and was gobsmacked at the food for the adults ne0nnightmare 5 points ago in pics

    Having a kids party in the middle of a Saturday is not convenient for anyone, but a beer and some good food means I won’t be herding my family out the door the second the cake’s cut.

    [–] How do you control your porn habits from affecting your relationships? ne0nnightmare 12 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    I think it’s for the same reason watching action movies doesn’t make me go out and get in fights. Movies/porn aren’t real life, and could never replace doing things with my wife. Porn is a useful tool, but can’t replace genuine physical intimacy between people who care for each other.

    Ninja edit: a useful tool for the times when it’s not possible be together, I mean. And it’s also just fun to watch sometimes too!

    [–] My first tattoo – Spaceship by Fraser Peek, Heretik Studio, Kent, England ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in tattoos

    This is great, and the first good one I’ve seen in this style anywhere near where I live. Might pay him a visit.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in funny

    Pornstash? Haha! Yeeeeah, my wife lets me get away with lots of dumb dad stuff but I think she might draw the line at me calling our daughter Pornstash in public.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 24 points ago in funny

    Well this exploded! Thanks Reddit! My brother is overjoyed at his newfound temporary internet fame.

    For everyone that’s asking: I swapped them using Face Juggler on my iPhone, slapped on an Instagram filter, then let it mature for 2 years in my pocket.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 58 points ago in funny

    Ha! Good old Uncle Lou. I remember him fondly from all those times he came to help my mother while my dad was out of town.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 154 points ago in funny

    The meta game is that my daughter with a moustache looks exactly like my father, bald head and all!