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    [–] Was at a 5th birthday party today and was gobsmacked at the food for the adults ne0nnightmare 4 points ago in pics

    Having a kids party in the middle of a Saturday is not convenient for anyone, but a beer and some good food means I won’t be herding my family out the door the second the cake’s cut.

    [–] How do you control your porn habits from affecting your relationships? ne0nnightmare 9 points ago in AskRedditAfterDark

    I think it’s for the same reason watching action movies doesn’t make me go out and get in fights. Movies/porn aren’t real life, and could never replace doing things with my wife. Porn is a useful tool, but can’t replace genuine physical intimacy between people who care for each other.

    Ninja edit: a useful tool for the times when it’s not possible be together, I mean. And it’s also just fun to watch sometimes too!

    [–] My first tattoo – Spaceship by Fraser Peek, Heretik Studio, Kent, England ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in tattoos

    This is great, and the first good one I’ve seen in this style anywhere near where I live. Might pay him a visit.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in funny

    Pornstash? Haha! Yeeeeah, my wife lets me get away with lots of dumb dad stuff but I think she might draw the line at me calling our daughter Pornstash in public.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 24 points ago in funny

    Well this exploded! Thanks Reddit! My brother is overjoyed at his newfound temporary internet fame.

    For everyone that’s asking: I swapped them using Face Juggler on my iPhone, slapped on an Instagram filter, then let it mature for 2 years in my pocket.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 59 points ago in funny

    Ha! Good old Uncle Lou. I remember him fondly from all those times he came to help my mother while my dad was out of town.

    [–] Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this. ne0nnightmare 152 points ago in funny

    The meta game is that my daughter with a moustache looks exactly like my father, bald head and all!

    [–] What are the advantages of living in your country? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    The NHS (at least until the Tories carve it up and sell it to the highest bidder).

    [–] What's buried in your garden? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    We found out the day we took ownership of our house that the real reason the previous owner sold was so he could go to prison for being a paedophile. So hopefully nothing.

    [–] What is the greatest 10/10 sensation? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Yesterday I slept from 20.30 to 07.00. As the parent of a toddler; 11/10, would sleep again one day.

    [–] What is your favorite mnemonic? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Guitar strings:

    Every Armpit Does Get Body odour Eventually

    [–] What's the worst thing you've ever eaten? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I once dated a girl who loved sausages and pasta, covered in a mix of ketchup and salad cream. Tasted it once, nearly puked. Cannot untaste.

    [–] What is actually 10/10 would do again? ne0nnightmare 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Yesterday I slept from 20.30 to 07.00. As the parent of a toddler; 11/10, would sleep again one day.

    [–] [Serious] Are dog owners with children afraid of their dog killing their kids, and why? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    We were cautious when our daughter was very young and pulled the dog’s tail/ears if we weren’t looking, but she’s learned/older and the dog’s a good, gentle boy, so we’re much more relaxed now.

    [–] If you woke up with your gender switched tomorrow, how complicated is your day going to be? ne0nnightmare 4 points ago in AskReddit

    My boss trusts me enough to let me text instead of calling in if I’m sick. So one text, then 23 hours playing with my boobs.

    [–] What are your go to steps when developing a cold or the flu? ne0nnightmare 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Wear a woolly hat to bed, several medicinal whiskies, and chaining paracetamol and ibuprofen.

    [–] [Discussion] The MBMBAM Facebook Group ne0nnightmare 11 points ago in MBMBAM

    I’ve found their FB groups to be borderline sycophantic idol worship. Almost every post is along the same lines and it got old, and weird, real fast for me. Love the show, love the positivity, didn’t love the obsessive fanboy/girl/non-gender specific craziness.

    Might just be me though ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] What are some must have gadgets for less than $50? ne0nnightmare 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You can get a semi decent new car stereo with Bluetooth and usb for around $50, and in most cars it takes 5 mins to remove the old one and install the new one.

    Check YouTube for tutorials. It really is super easy to do, even if you have no technical ability or car knowledge.