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    [–] It's hard to stay loyal when you wanna move on. notswim 398 points ago in waterniggas

    My heart goes out to all the water niggas who don't have delicious tap water at home.

    [–] :) notswim 6 points ago in MadeMeSmile

    math does not check out

    [–] AITA for ratting two people out for cheating on a final exam? notswim 12 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in AmItheAsshole

    It's not your grade

    Not true. See:

    if they happened to do well then they could've messed up the curve for the entire class

    Edit also:

    We are all trying to survive as best as we can.

    Getting a better grade on an exam probably isn't a matter of life and death and this is a terrible justification for cheating.

    [–] I love these so much ❤️ notswim 13 points ago in Vans

    Those tongues are really triggering me.

    [–] That time of year: "Toronto the Beautiful" notswim 3 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in toronto

    Edit: you know what, I take it all back. I see your argument now. Fwiw smoking cigarettes is a lot easier to demonize than drinking and toking.

    [–] That time of year: "Toronto the Beautiful" notswim -1 points ago in toronto

    This is what gillette's ad should have been about.

    [–] That time of year: "Toronto the Beautiful" notswim 0 points ago in toronto

    A straw man is a form of argument and an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not presented by that opponent. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking a straw man."

    Nobody considers littering cans and bottles to not be trashy. Toking in your apartment is also typically frowned upon.

    [–] Valve bans a rape simulator from being published on their platform. Gamers feel targeted as a result. notswim -9 points ago in SubredditDrama

    Guy rapes your dog. You rape him to give him a taste of his own medicine.

    Guy rapes your child. You rape him to give him a taste of his own medicine.

    Guy rapes your wife. You rape him to give him a taste of his own medicine.

    You can argue that rape is worse than murder but I think if you can justify murder for revenge then you can justify rape for revenge too.

    [–] Bachelor Trip To Walmart Starterpack notswim 2 points ago in starterpacks

    McCain pizza pockets are better

    [–] 12 year old boy in 1957 starter pack notswim 2 points ago in starterpacks

    At least somebody would have touched me...

    [–] Entire staffs at 3 Sonic locations quit after wages cut to $4/hour plus tips notswim 8 points ago in news

    Looks like /r/talesfromyourserver users have already started down voting you.

    Servers may be a bit entitled. They think they deserve $25-30/hr for what is essentially an unskilled job any able bodied person could figure out. To be fair they probably aren't getting any benefits and they have to deal with dumbass customers. Everyone really deserves to be paid well butt fuck the system for making customers responsible for determining the worker's wage.

    [–] Police should hold their colleagues responsible for turning on a red notswim 1 points ago in TorontoDriving

    Maybe it would encourage them to follow the rules they're paid to enforce? vOv

    [–] [Canada] [OC] Coworker got taken out by a wide turning truck notswim 8 points ago in Roadcam

    A simple honk when the truck starts turning into you may have prevented this.

    [–] Spongebob screams the PS2 startup sound notswim 2 points ago in DeepIntoYouTube

    ty for this. Hilarious and very well thought out video. I feel enlightened.

    [–] THIS IS SAVAGE notswim 45 points ago in ComedyCemetery

    c=====3 THIS IS SAVAGE

    [–] Doing a good deed for a drunk friend.... notswim -5 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    ikr, it's not like they're saving lives or something.

    [–] My morning ritual for the last few decades notswim 12 points ago in BuyItForLife

    What about for tankless water heaters?