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    [–] [Begley] Fallout from Marcus Morris situation: Spurs are reportedly upset over Morris reneging on his deal & signing w/NYK; sources: some w/NYK believe Spurs operated outside of accepted NBA norms when Kristaps Porzingis was a Knick. Also, Rich Paul didn't tell Morris to leave SAS. onamonapizza 2 points ago in nba

    That's my takeaway. The Knicks may have acted in bad faith by going after a guy who had already committed to another team, but ultimately, Morris is the one who broke his agreement.

    The free agency period pre-moratorium is based on trust. If guys start breaking that trust, the whole system is going to go to shit. Spurs gave up assets in good belief that Morris would hold to his word, but he went for the bag anyways. I hope the Knicks don't win 20 games this season.

    [–] I love bananas onamonapizza 1 points ago in nba

    Cherry picking...when guys lay back on defense so that they can get east buckets

    Orange Juice - the dynamic due of Pres and Justice

    Grape - the shape of Jason Terry's head

    [–] Gregg Popovich Headlocks Terrence Ross Thinking It’s Jonathan Simmons onamonapizza 105 points ago in nba

    Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

    [–] Mind if I drop in? onamonapizza 1 points ago in funny

    Nobody rush to help the guy now.

    [–] What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base? onamonapizza 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    This reminds me of a time that I was visiting some family in Phoenix and we ran into a "Magic player" at a local karaoke bar.

    We were just hanging out and having some drinks when my cousin (who is friendly almost to a fault) strikes up a conversation with a random guy sitting nearby. The conversation quickly turns to Magic because apparently he was waiting around for some big release they were doing that night at the comic shop next door.

    Now, I played some Magic and D&D in middle/high school like a lot of kids did, and even I was bored after like 10 minutes. My cousin has never played a minute of Magic in his life, but is just the type of guy that will sit and listen to anybody.

    Next thing you know, this guy has brought in like 3 binders full of cards, probably worth thousands of dollars collectively, and is going over them in exquisite detail for like an hour. Poor guy simply just couldn't take a hint that we really didn't care THAT much.

    Good for him for having a passion, I guess...I can't imagine pouring that much money into cards.

    [–] People don't talk enough about how awful the Hornets are onamonapizza 4 points ago in nba

    Batum was still just always a role-player kind of guy anyways.

    Yes, a good role player in his prime...but you still don't give a role player $120M over 5.

    [–] 538's prediction model gives 76ers and Rockets best chance of making the NBA Finals onamonapizza 1 points ago in nba

    The model is what the model is. I get that the math leads to the result. I just feel that the result is wrong.

    A model is useless if it isn't based in reality.

    [–] 538's prediction model gives 76ers and Rockets best chance of making the NBA Finals onamonapizza 4 points ago in nba

    538's prediction model also has the gutted OKC Thunder winning more games than the Spurs, so...you'll forgive me if I don't really believe 538's prediction model.

    [–] DeMar DeRozan reacts to seeing what he looks like as an old man onamonapizza 5 points ago in nba

    I, for one, have chosen to embrace our Skynet overlords. Please don't terminate me.

    [–] Jimmy Kimmel wears blackface in order to impersonate Karl Malone on The Man Show onamonapizza 3 points ago in nba

    Pretty much the entire basis of the Man Show would start World War 3 if it was allowed to air these days.

    [–] Jimmy Kimmel wears blackface in order to impersonate Karl Malone on The Man Show onamonapizza 0 points ago in nba

    I have a family friend who used to work behind the scenes on the Late Late Show, and word has it Craig Ferguson is a real dick off camera.

    Which is a shame because he seemed like such a genuine jovial guy on his show.