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    [–] How to write in r/vianaic, a beautiful and meaningless cipher language that’s great for journaling or impressing people only_one_aye 2 points ago in LearnUselessTalents

    It used to be taught to girls at school, as part of learning secretarial skills. Not like they'd ever need to do woodwork or anything like that, because they're only girls. Good thing times move on eh? My mum still writes personal notes in shorthand just because it's so quick. It's just second nature for her.

    [–] When you're waiting for your train on the platform, just to find it left 1 minute early and you were standing in front of the wrong train only_one_aye 4 points ago in britishproblems

    Or when you arrive at the platform to find the train doors open, the platform digital sign tells you that this is the train you want. You run through the closing doors, only to immediately discover from the on-board signage of the now moving train t the station flat out lied to you. Again. Fuck you Britain. You just suck.

    [–] Mona Lisa is ugly as fuck. only_one_aye 10 points ago in unpopularopinion

    That is beutifully weird that I can only say thank you.

    [–] Dog's own leg trying to steal the bone only_one_aye 2 points ago in funny

    If you laugh at the dog, Dr. Sophia Yin come getcha.

    [–] Woman gives her daughter a 1,000 letter name so she can appear in the Guinness Book of World Records only_one_aye -11 points ago in cringe

    "Spanking a kid is not child abuse"

    Grab a child (you obviously don't have any of your own), pop over to the UK, and give 'em a good spanking in public. See where you end up.

    [–] Robot vacume suicide prevention program only_one_aye 7 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago) in homeautomation

    Getting stuck under stuff is the most frustrating part of owning one. They don't learn from their errors either: getting stuck once or twice is annoying, but after 362 attempts to vacuum the same obviously off-limits area, frustration will set in to even the most patient person.

    Ours was scared of the sun as well, and wouldn't hoover the lounge if it was sunny, but I fixed that by covering all the optical sensors. These are supposed to be drop sensors. So helpful. However, it can't fall, because we live in a bungalow, but it still attempts to hoover the garden every once in a while.

    I'm pretty well convinced that the coming 'robot revolution' is absolute bullshit.

    [–] Reddit Mods are the lowest form of human life there is. only_one_aye 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Wow. Lower than paedos and psychos even. Your priorities seem... a little skewed maybe? Did you get your butt hurt? Remember - it's only the internet. It doesn't really matter. Peace.

    [–] What small thing makes you automatically distrust someone? only_one_aye 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I know someone with a mirror on every single wall of their house. As you can probably guess, all of her other many issues are neatly circumscribed by this.

    [–] TIFU by buying everyone an AncestryDNA kit and ruining Christmas only_one_aye 2 points ago in tifu

    Might have been short, but that sure was a roller coaster ride nonetheless.

    [–] The Concorde's Inertial Navigation System only_one_aye 3 points ago in EngineeringPorn

    I'm damned if I can find anything wrong with it.

    [–] I got to snuggle with a capybara only_one_aye 4 points ago in aww

    Yes, it's definitely a thing - go butter your domestic carnivore.

    Photos, or it didn't happen.

    [–] What strange thing did you find out about someone else that they thought was perfectly normal? only_one_aye 13 points ago in AskReddit

    Camping / staying over somewhere / insert other emergency situation here: would totally share wife's toothbrush, and have done so. Still feels weird though.