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    [–] Skywhale opticdelusion 1 points ago in gifextra

    Am I on Cocolint? I must be dreaming.

    [–] It's fucked opticdelusion 6 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Whenever I throw exceptions that should never be thrown, I usually choose random nethack messages as the message ("You feel a malignant aura surround you.", "You feel a wrenching sensation", "You feel somehow out of place", etc).

    [–] Marriage proposal test run opticdelusion 1 points ago in gifs

    "Here, take it. It's not hot."

    [–] JavaScript is good opticdelusion 1 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Common off-by-one-error.

    [–] When you only know how to write brute force algorithms. opticdelusion 1 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Hey, and while we're at it, let's generate that code instead of writing it ourselves. Because generated code is easy to maintain.

    [–] Suppose the manufacturers of cheap plastic amulets decide to expand their trade to make knockoffs of other popular items. What are their hottest sellers? opticdelusion 9 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in nethack

    scroll of remove purse - removes all your gold.

    scroll of furnishment - makes walls, doors, sinks, altars, fountains, stairs, etc appear around you.

    [–] Too fast opticdelusion 12 points ago in motorcycles

    He asked for it.

    [–] Rubber Band Gun opticdelusion 1 points ago in INEEEEDIT

    When I was a kid, I used to build these with LEGO Technic pieces.

    The first model was pretty simple. A fixed upward pointing piece on the front end of the barrel, and a moving piece attached to an axis on the back end. These two held the rubber band. That axis also had a sprocket attached, which was blocked in one direction. Removing the blocking piece released the rubber band.

    Later, I also added triggers, scopes and some mechanisms to hold multiple rubber bands. Heh.

    My parents went crazy with all the rubber bands everywhere, probably. Good times :)

    [–] These guys getting out of this rockslide that gets their car opticdelusion 2 points ago in nevertellmetheodds

    This reminds me of that clip where one giant, massive boulder rolled down a hill, landed on a road and almost squashed a car. Can't find it though.

    [–] cat_death_animation stopped working! opticdelusion 1 points ago in StoppedWorking

    I don't think so. But sometimes they trick you into thinking you could train them.

    [–] How to analyze blood splatters opticdelusion 1 points ago in LearnUselessTalents

    Alright, now I need some practice on that. Anyone?

    [–] Road biking in Berlin opticdelusion 2 points ago in berlin

    You could try riding on Havelchaussee. It's a particularly twisty and hilly road between Zehlendorf and Westend. Cars may only go as fast as 30 km/h there. There's also a closed road (all tarmac) right next to the A115 to get back. Lots of cyclists use these.