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    [–] Stop resisting! orcscorper 1 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    Holy fuck reddit is so anti cop

    You must be here from r/all. Look at the sub you are commenting on. You want a more pro-cop Reddit? Head on over to r/ProtectAndServe.

    [–] Stop resisting! orcscorper 1 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    The guy drove really fast by a couple of school buses. How did he almost kill a bunch of kids? He could have hit one of those school buses head on at 100mph, and none of the kids would have more than a scrape or a bruise. He could destroy his car and die in the fiery wreckage, and the bus would drive away essentially unscathed. His actions were wrong, but still fuck the cops.

    [–] Criminology student, 22, who falsely cried rape at taxi driver is jailed for 16 months orcscorper -15 points ago in news

    That's exactly what I thought about your comment. "Scars don't heal". Bullshit. Scars heal. Ooh, being raped is a life sentence to what? Is there some building where the government forces rape victims, at gunpoint, to live without normal human rights? No? Then you are a fucking snowflake.

    [–] Police Officer takes down peaceful autistic 14 year old. orcscorper 6 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    How is it okay to shoot someone because they may be on drugs? I think you are in drugs, but I wouldn't shoot you because of that suspicion.

    [–] Police Officer takes down peaceful autistic 14 year old. orcscorper 5 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    You should really just stop typing things. You aren't getting any smarter, and you probably never will.

    [–] Police Officer takes down peaceful autistic 14 year old. orcscorper 4 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    "Protect the status quo and serve monied interests" is how I like to phrase it.

    [–] How does pepper coarseness affect flavour? orcscorper 2 points ago in Cooking

    White peppercorns are milder? The only difference between black and white peppercorns is that black peppercorns have the (nearly flavorless) skins on, and the white peppercorns have the skins removed. Gram for gram, white pepper is more intense than black pepper.

    [–] He wrote this at 1 am and can't hold down a job. orcscorper -1 points ago in facepalm

    It's easy; buy three bus tickets, get in the bus, ride the bus to Chicago. What is that, about $200?

    Imagine you own some stuff that won't fit in a duffel bag. Rent a truck, pack your shit, and drive to Chicago. $300-500, depending on the size truck you get.

    Imagine you own a car. Pack the shit you really need in the car, and drive to Chicago. Maybe $100 for gas.

    Moving is cheap. Moving a lot of stuff without doing any work is expensive.

    [–] Suicide rate for teen girls hits 40 year high orcscorper 2 points ago in MensRights

    Where did you get that info? Jezebel? It's not that hard to inform yourself.

    [–] Suicide rate for teen girls hits 40 year high orcscorper 12 points ago in MensRights

    You really need to be less dumb to post here. Look up the stats for homeless people. 24% of the homeless population being women doesn't mean that 1 in 4 people living in a cardboard box is a woman. Women have options for shelter that men don't, and homeless women are more likely to be sleeping indoors every night, while men are more likely to be sleeping rough.

    Nobody herre cares if being homeless is harder with a vagina. The point was, 76% of homeless people being homeless doesn't sell papers. We are used to a lot of homeless men, and they garner little sympathy. A significant minority of the homeless being women, however, brings white knights like yourself out to say stupid shit in r/MensRights.

    [–] Cabinet with a unique door orcscorper 20 points ago in gifs

    But...but, why? The tab looks all weird when it's closed, and I don't see the purpose for a door that opens that way. I can see something similar in a limited space, where the open door would get in the way, but this isn't that. I could imagine a door that you could open a little bit to reach everyday items, and all the way to reach rarely-used items. This isn't that either.

    [–] What is your biggest bad habit? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have a bad habit of starting sentences, and then just

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 4 points ago in AskReddit

    I imagine lesbians train themselves to tune out noise the way men do. Then again, I probably imagine a lot of things about lesbians that aren't entirely accurate.

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 3 points ago in AskReddit

    That too. My scrotum is like a fuzzy avocado when it's cold, and two eggs in the toe of a nylon stocking when it's hot.

    [–] What's an acquired taste that's worth taking the effort to acquire? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I know this. That's why I mentioned that I eat rare hamburger; to dispel any idea that I am afraid of eating rare steak. It's also recommended to not eat cottage cheese that was left on the counter overnight. That didn't stop me, and my immune system is stronger for it. Just chase that chicken tartare with a shot of barrel-strength bourbon; you'll be fine.

    [–] What's an acquired taste that's worth taking the effort to acquire? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    some

    I usually cook my hamburgers rare. I was just trying to keep the thread going.

    [–] What's an acquired taste that's worth taking the effort to acquire? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Nobody cares. Americans will keep the 'x' silent, but we won't try to say 'cwrahh'. It's pronounced 'croy' here.

    Side note: my auto correct tried to turn 'croy' into frog's. I found it amusing.

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 8 points ago in AskReddit

    When men say that, it's because they're not mad. When women say it, it's usually because they are mad. So when women hear it, the ol' hamster wheel starts spinning: "He must be angry. He just said he isn't. I should ask him thirty or forty times tonight what he's mad about. It's the only way I can get peace." This rarely ends well.

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 12 points ago in AskReddit

    You probably don't need me to tell you this, but your ex is a piece of shit. That is not how men behave, it's how abusers behave.

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 43 points ago in AskReddit

    Now why do you think men would have an extra audio filter that women lack?

    [–] Women of Reddit, what thing about men deeply confuses you? orcscorper 10 points ago in AskReddit

    It's funny how such a sexist insult in the form of a question is perfectly acceptable in today's society, but try to blame women's irrational behavior on their ovaries (even when that's the exact source of the problem), and you stir up a shitstorm.

    "Oh. My. God! Did you actually just ask me if I was on my period right now?"
    "Yes. Are you?"
    "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"