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    [–] In honor of Thanksgiving, who’s your most ridiculous, weird, or creepy relative? orcscorper 13 points ago in AskReddit

    No, no. Metastasis made a cheeky joke based on Schmuckface's misspelling of 'gild'. Schmuckface replied with a self-deprecating comment praising Metastasis' spelling acumen. I am the only true pedant in this thread.

    [–] In honor of Thanksgiving, who’s your most ridiculous, weird, or creepy relative? orcscorper 8 points ago in AskReddit

    I should start a guild for people who use apostrophes appropriately, and know the difference between "good" and "well". You're not invited.

    [–] In honor of Thanksgiving, who’s your most ridiculous, weird, or creepy relative? orcscorper -10 points ago in AskReddit

    Fuck off. Compare former British colonies to any other shithole former colony. Canada, The U.S., Australia, New Zealand, etc. All first-world countries.

    Now look at what was left behind after colonization by any other European state. Massive government corruption, no rule of law, extreme poverty and high crime rates.

    [–] Miami-Dade Police Union President Ousted After 24 Years of Defending Bad Cops orcscorper 3 points ago in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

    I do hate cops, and would like to see violence done against them. The only objection I have to shooting cops on sight is that it makes the rest of them twitchy, and even more likely to kill innocents than they already are. I value cop lives the way they value civilian lives; not one goddamn bit.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 1 points ago in MensRights

    Gearing TV to women across the board would be a silly idea. There will always be sports, news, comedies and dramas that appeal to men more than women. Pay TV is definitely skewed towards men, because men will pay for PPV boxing, UFC and WWE, and premium sports channels. There is a market for such programming, and shows like Game of Thrones and Sopranos precisely because so much commercial television is oriented towards women.

    If you take sports out of the equation, that 90% figure probably drops to 50%. Most scripted programs are written for women, and reality TV is tremendously skewed towards women's tastes. For every Monster Garage or Deadliest catch, there are dozens of Cake Wars, Dancing With the Stars, Toddlers With Tiaras and other female-focused dreck.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 5 points ago in MensRights

    You'd like that, wouldn't you? Stop oppressing me, shitlord. Don't pretend you don't know what you did wrong. You know.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 1 points ago in MensRights

    I'm sorry; what about this shitty article has anything to do with women's rights? Just saying that something is misogyny doesn't make it true, and a misogynistic attitude doesn't necessarily deny anyone rights.

    In our current culture, women can claim oppression over the silliest of things and be taken seriously. Any pushback against that sexism addresses the imbalance. Any post that highlights the inanity and/or hypocrisy of feminists loosens the stranglehold feminists have on popular opinion. This needs to happen before our issues can be considered worthy of concern.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 2 points ago in MensRights

    That's the trick; bleach everything or nothing. Buy cotton everything. Anything that requires cold water, permanent press cycle, cool dry or (horror of horrors) dry clean only, just won't get washed. I should spend $3 to wash a shirt that says "wash separately, gentle cycle"? I don't think so.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 3 points ago in MensRights

    A real man does laundry half the time, and mows the lawn all the time. He washes half the dishes, and takes out all the garbage. He does it and likes it. A real man goes down on his woman for hours if that's what it takes, but wouldn't disrespect his woman so much as to ask for reciprocal oral.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 2 points ago in MensRights

    She's never heard of Lucille Ball or Gracie Allen? They both played dim but cute/sexy women. They had to be smart to play hilarious and idiotic that well, and they were icons of our culture.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 7 points ago in MensRights

    Too true. Imagine making up a "honey-do" list for your wife. Now imagine surviving the encounter.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 5 points ago in MensRights

    Yeah, that's pretty fair. Your boyfriend works full time, cooks, and handles household repairs? Your girlfriends saying you handle all the "emotional labor" are just jealous. They try to tear him down because they wish they had what you have. When they start that, just mention the last meal he cooked and the last repair he did. Ask if their men cooked them a meal that tasty and repaired the thing as promptly and skillfully. They will probably get real quiet, then go home and ask their men why they don't do for them what your man does for you.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 5 points ago in MensRights

    Look at the numbers. Women watch way more TV than men. They also control over 70% of household spending. TV ads are directed towards women, and TV programs are designed to get women watching.

    The difference between prime time and daytime TV? They know that no man watching daytime TV has any money to spend, so they drop the pretense of catering to everybody, and air the trashiest, most pandering shows they can.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 6 points ago in MensRights

    Mike Judge is woke, if I can steal a stupid, grammatically atrocious term from SJWs. Hank Hill has his idiosyncrasies, his blind spots and his flaws, but his heart is true. He sells propane and propane accessories, and is good at what he does. He has a rock-solid belief system, and his response to every situation he finds himself in is based on who he truly is, not what he wants people to think of him.

    Peggy is a typical woman. She is a substitute Spanish teacher who is terrible at speaking Spanish. She thinks she is better at everything than she really is. We all know women like this, because most women are like this.

    [–] Everything is misogyny!!! orcscorper 9 points ago in MensRights

    Misandry isn't a thing. It's a bullshit term made up by males as a response to misogyny, which is ubiquitous. Suggesting that women are bad at things is misogyny; suggesting that men are bad at things is also misogyny. Any suggestion that men and women are different in any way is misogyny, unless you are praising women for being better at everything despite all the misogyny they have to face every day. Why do you hate women so much?

    [–] The last line read: "I'm 5 foot 7 and 115kgs but that's muscle and my booty" orcscorper 0 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Goddamn, you're dumb. Everyone is attracted to a particular set of facial, body and personality features. We don't know why; we just are. If you are only attracted to women under forty, that isn't ageism; it's your preference. If you are only attracted to men over six feet tall, that isn't heightism; it's preference.

    Not wanting to date or fuck someone doesn't make you -ist against them. I don't want to date or fuck men. Does that make me misandrist? No! That makes me a straight guy. I don't hate men, or consider them inferior in any way. Quite the opposite, in fact: I believe we are superior to women in most ways.

    [–] A bonobo making a fire and toasting marshmallows orcscorper 1 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    That's how marshmallows should be. Set them on fire, blow out the fire, eat the blackened marshmallows. Gentle toasting to a golden-brown is for squares.

    [–] A bonobo making a fire and toasting marshmallows orcscorper 5 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    No worries.There's like a hundred bonobos in the world. They could work out cold fusion this year and we would still win.

    [–] A bonobo making a fire and toasting marshmallows orcscorper 2 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    What evidence do you have that most humans understand why you need kindling? I don't really understand how my tablet works, or how Wi-Fi works, but I am using the tools I have to write this comment on the internet.