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    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You misunderstand (again). I didn't tell you to get the fuck out for my benefit; I rather enjoy mocking you. I suggested you get the fuck out because you find no enjoyment in one of the greatest things Reddit has to offer: getting references to your favorite bits of pop culture.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Goodwill. That's where dad's suits go when he dies. They probably won't fit you well, but that's okay. You're poor. They won't be in style either, but you're poor.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 1 points ago in AskReddit

    never having an interview where professional attire was expected at 26 sounds at best really lucky

    That depends on what you mean by "lucky". I have never had an interview where professional attire was expected, but I've also never had a job where professional attire was expected.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Or they are David Byrne, and it looks just right five sizes too large.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Clearly, you are far too advanced to enjoy the simple amusements Reddit provides. You are better than us, so it would be best for all if you just got the fuck out. Nobody likes you, anyways.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 5 points ago in AskReddit

    "boy, sure are a lotta queers in this town these days!"

    Yeah! Property values must be skyrocketing! We've hit the big leagues!

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 20 points ago in AskReddit

    I once worked with a man for three years and never got to know his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 7 points ago in AskReddit

    Put your head through the middle two rungs of the ladder, and rest it on your shoulders. Now you can set several pizzas amd clipboards on the ladder, and look busy as fuck. People will open doors for you, even security doors. You don't have time to show ID, or explain what you are doing there; you're carrying way too many clipboards and pizzas for that.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 4 points ago in AskReddit

    A high school friend of mine was like this in art class. We would talk all hour every day in class: me while working, and he while not doing a damn thing. He might draw a quick cartoon or something, but nothing he would turn in.

    The teacher gave him shit sometimes, but never cracked the whip because the night before the end of the grading period he would knock out 3 or 4 pieces that were better than anything most of the kids were producing. His system worked well.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I do a lot of tasks at work that are huge pains in the ass, but it pains me more to see someone else take twice as long to get it mostly right. My experience makes me twice as productive.

    Conversely, every time I tried to work on my own car was a friggin' nightmare. It took me over an hour to put new plug wires on my old beater. They were all accessible; I just didn't know how to do it well. Someone with experience could have knocked it out in 5-10 minutes.

    [–] What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? orcscorper 4 points ago in AskReddit

    First day on Reddit? If you just tell people what you are quoting, nobody can play the "I got the reference" game. The replies will source the joke for you.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 1 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    True, but I wanted to go to the opposite extreme from "getting a high-value man to commit to you exclusively". Getting a low-value man to commit to you exclusively is almost as easy as getting laid; he has very few options.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 4 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Feeling sexy and wanted is simply necessary to go through with that. For both men and women.

    Wrong! Oh, so very, very wrong. Men don't need to feel sexy or wanted at all. In fact, we usually don't understand why women find us sexy. We are hairy and gross. Women finding us attractive is just evidence that women are insane. Most of us are so accustomed to rejection that we can't even figure out what we did right, when we were successful.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 2 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    That's funny. You're funny. You are projecting female traits onto men, and imagining that this will give you some insight as to how men think and bahave. It will not.

    Do you have a vagina? Are you not morbidly obese, old as fuck, or hideously deformed? Men will sleep with you (after they fuck you). If you want a high-quality man to want you, you have to be high quality yourself.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 2 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Breaking news: water is wet. Story at eleven.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 1 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    I have nothing to say.

    I first have to imagine an alpha, but more progressive and kind than the alpha as portrayed on TRP, and then imagine a person I know nothing about dumping this hypothetical person for his antithesis. I can't imagine this thing.

    You want me to picture a woman going against all of her instincts, trading in a man who gives her vaginey tingles for a good husband and provider. I'm sure it has happened, and occasionally even worked out for them both. It doesn't happen often. Color me skeptical.

    [–] THIS is why I hate male feminists, this bullshit RIGHT HERE. orcscorper 2 points ago in MensRights

    That has nothing to do with anything I said. Uncle Joe panders to women, and Caribou Barbie panders to right-wing men. Sarah was kind of cute in a crazy MILF sort of way, but if I had to spend a night in bed with one of them I would choose Joe. I would be more likely to wake up alive.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 1 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    you just think very differently about sex

    Wierd. A man thinking differently about sex than a woman. Stop the presses! We've got an exclusive, here!

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 8 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Only a small group of women are willing to do this. He will never have every woman he wants.

    How small is this group? Is itso small that there will likely be no attractive women in the group?

    He will never have every woman he wants

    Seriously. Name one person who ever lived who actually had every person he or she wanted. Name one person who ever existed, or even one fictional person, who had every man or woman he or she ever wanted. You can't. You can't do it, because it's an impossible standard.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 5 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    They are so good at lying because they have mastered the art of lying to themselves. They wholeheartedly believe things that are patently untrue, so they reapeat the lies with no "tells". The crazy things they say are believable because they truly believe them.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 5 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Of course it's true. If you define "getting a man" as getting a high-value man to commit to you exclusively, then yes: putting zero effort into getting a man will fail to get you what you want. Welcome to the real world.

    If you define "getting a man" as having a dick inside you tonight, even if you find the owner physically repulsive, then no. You need to put zero effort into it. Give it a try: go out with your only goal being to have a man inside of you before the clock strikes midnight. It will happen. All you need is a vagina, and a complete lack of standards.

    [–] Women as Reward orcscorper 3 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Your inability to comprehend a concept is not evidence that the concept is invalid, just that you are unable to comprehend it.

    I think you should get off your computer, and get fucked. Use your blue-pill magic to get laid, and post a field report here. Tell us all how much better your strategy is than Red Pill strategy, and why you think it works. I won't hold my breath.

    [–] THIS is why I hate male feminists, this bullshit RIGHT HERE. orcscorper 5 points ago in MensRights

    Yeah, Joe was more popular than Sarah. He was the wacky uncle crazy, and Palin was the murder you in your sleep crazy. He may say something inappropriate at your wedding reception, and she may slaughter your whole family and dissolve you in a barrel of acid.