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    [–] Fantasies you had while in a highschool classroom starter pack orcscorper 0 points ago * (lasted edited 7 hours ago) in starterpacks

    r/ShitRedditSays was here, with this post title:

    In response to [-8] comment that "two of these fantasies are just actual rape" in starterpack with at least 1 rape and 1 assault fantasy: "or hormone fueled fantasies of teenagers. get over yourself." [+75]

    You can clearly see how they totally didn't brigade, as the comment above is still in negatives, and your comment is still rising.

    It was u/MagiKKell who linked your comment, and u/GearyDigit and u/ThinkMinty are among those who are not brigading at all right now. I don't know if u/yo_you_need_a_lemma is one of them, but he is a cocksucker who regularly tells people to kill themselves, so I'm guessing he probably is.

    Edit: you already called them out on it, but anyone else who happens upon this should also see what pieces of shit they are.

    [–] Women are more picky with their partners, yet a large number more men seem to be "punching" than women - why? orcscorper 1 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    Women absolutely choose a mate using career success as a major criterion. The more money he makes, the better he will be able to provide for Chad's kids.

    [–] MS Paint quality art in r/designporn but BLUMPF BTFO orcscorper 1 points ago in shitpost

    Not meta enough. I should create r/ShitShitpostPostersPost to gather the shittiest r/Shitpost posts so I can shit on them. It's the Reddit way.

    [–] MS Paint quality art in r/designporn but BLUMPF BTFO orcscorper -34 points ago in shitpost

    BTFO? Who even uses that stupid acronym, outside of 4chan? Oh, yeah. The_Donald. You're one of them, aren't you? Every fucking post on r/Shitpost recently has been shit. Wahh. Somebody mocked your god emperor. Get over it.

    [–] What stat for your life would you most like to see? orcscorper 26 points ago in AskReddit

    The question was not "What stat for your life would you least like to see".

    Don't show me the beautiful house I could be living in right now; don't show me the woman who might have been my beautiful wife. After I see what I missed out on, my life will be the same as it ever was.

    [–] US recipes annoy me. orcscorper 1 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    Obviously, measuring a car in hectares makes no sense. That's the point; I deliberately picked the least convenient units of measurement. It appears you have yet to figure out that I'm fucking with you, so I'll come right out and say it: I'm fucking with you.

    [–] Sound logic, bro orcscorper 9 points ago in facepalm

    This is an analogy for young children, or Trump supporters. It confuses cause and effect. Heaven isn't paradise because it keeps people out; it keeps people out because it's paradise. Hell needs no immigration policy: like Somalia, nobody wants to go there. Limiting access to hell to only the baddest of souls wouldn't turn the burning sulfur pits into streets paved with gold.

    [–] US recipes annoy me. orcscorper 0 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    What's this "you don't" bullshit? I just did. Because America! I know it doesn't make sense to count meters or centimeters when measuring large distances, but you can. My use of hectare was totally valid. A hectare is a measurement of area, yes? I gave you the approximate area my car covers, by its height in centimeters. Give me 1050 Chevy Cavaliers, and I will cover a hectare of land with Cavaliers.

    How is this so difficult for you, when you grew up with metric? And everyone makes fun of American public schools. Have you figured out the difference between mass and volume yet? Hint: it's exactly the same when you measure water.

    [–] US recipes annoy me. orcscorper 0 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    Who said 90 miles was 147 meters? Not I. It's also 90 miles to world-class health care. You know, the kind billionaires fly halfway around the world for? Pay attention: there will be a quiz later. I can get urgent care about 162,000 cm away, or full hospital services 4,506,200 mm away.

    Oh, yeah. My car is nearly .0001 hectare by 1340 cm. My penis is significantly smaller.

    [–] US recipes annoy me. orcscorper 4 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    I have that, too. I have world-class health care only 90 miles away; you know, the care that billionaires fly halfway around the world for? Sorry, 147,082 meters away. It's sort of free, because my employer pays for it. In whatever (non-superpower) country you live in, you may get paid more because your employer doesn't provide health insurance. Your taxes may be higher, because your government does. Who cares. I can still figure out your silly French measurements, while the concept of "a cup" confounds you. I win.

    [–] US recipes annoy me. orcscorper -1 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    Cups are measurements of volume, not weight. If you can't even compare cups to liters, how can you possibly convert imperial to metric?

    It's really easy in America. Our measuring spoons are labeled "1 Tbsp/15mL", etc., and our measuring cups have imperial on one side, and metric on the other. Give me any recipe in all metric measurements, and I will nail it on the first try. Give me a measurement in grams, and my kitchen scale has my back. One button converts to metric, and I'm kneading dough while you are still figuring out how many grams are in ¾ cup. This is why we are a superpower.

    [–] Feminism: The Trojan Horse orcscorper 2 points ago in MensRights

    It's when a white knight whores for karma. "Whore" is a gendered insult, so the white knight's auto correct won't let him say that.

    [–] REAL orcscorper 6 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    Minnesota ranks at the top of SAT/ACT scores. Wisconsin did too, until the Republicans destroyed the schools. As far as productivity goes, I don't know. We have a lot of Germans and Scandinavians here, and the old Protestant work ethic.

    [–] 1700? No it's 2018 and these are Libyan women in a slave market orcscorper 0 points ago in pics

    Remember, folks: if you want to brigade them back (I'm not saying you should), their arrows are upside-down. Downvote to upvote, and vice-versa.

    [–] Tooth hole orcscorper -1 points ago in oddlyterrifying

    They're just upset that people will fuck a sea urchin over any of them.

    [–] What Ingredients Aren't Worth The Trouble to Make Yourself? orcscorper 1 points ago in Cooking

    Well, I had frying oil. I could make assorted fried taters, but I lacked condiments.

    [–] TIL tha A German citizen trained his dog (named Adolf) to raise his right paw when he was given the command “Heil Hitler”; the man was later sentenced to five months in prison for violating Germany’s ban on the Nazi salute. orcscorper 0 points ago in todayilearned

    The rules don't apply to me. I don't visit other Reddit communities to tell them that they are shitty people; I visit other Reddit communities to tell you that you are shitty people. See the difference? I call you cunts out for your cuntiness.

    Default subs aren't as bad, but when you twats show up in a smaller sub, I'm providing a service by pointing out who doesn't belong. That would be you.

    [–] TIL tha A German citizen trained his dog (named Adolf) to raise his right paw when he was given the command “Heil Hitler”; the man was later sentenced to five months in prison for violating Germany’s ban on the Nazi salute. orcscorper 0 points ago in todayilearned

    I don't know, how many times does "fuck off back to SRS" need to be explained to you?

    All the non-shitty meta subs use np links, so people have to deliberately change the URL to vote or comment. Every legitimate meta sub tells its subscribers not to vote or comment in linked threads. Not you chucklefucks. The rules don't apply to you. Now fuck off back to SRS, Cheeto-fingers.

    [–] Questions about male anger. orcscorper 1 points ago in PurplePillDebate

    I'm 100% positive you're incorrect, and since I'm way smarter that you, I win. I have proof that you are wrong, but I'm waiting for you to try to prove that you are right, so I can lay the smackdown on you. You refuse to post any evidence of your many, many specious assertions, so you will never know what I know. You fail again.

    [–] What Ingredients Aren't Worth The Trouble to Make Yourself? orcscorper 3 points ago in Cooking

    I made ketchup once, and it was pretty good. I was dead broke, and had a sack of potatoes and a can of tomato purée, and not a pat of butter in the house. I wasn't about to eat baked or mashed potatoes without butter, so I cooked down the tomato purée with vinegar, sugar and spices. I'm glad I can do it, but I will never do it again.